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letrain 116 points ago +116 / -0

Meanwhile gab is banned from banking as well as it's founder. Upside down. Solid is liquid. Fire is cold.

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Licensetomeme 31 points ago +31 / -0

Men are women.

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rootGoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dogs are cats.

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IroWide 16 points ago +16 / -0

But Joe Biden is still a pedophile.

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Recusant_Apparatchik 11 points ago +11 / -0

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

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SyNiKaLiTy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is "president elect", Hillary won the 2016 election... the list goes on and on into eternity.

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jubyeonin 71 points ago +73 / -2

There's some things paying the FBI can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

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President-elect-Monk 65 points ago +65 / -0

What does the FBI do? Kneel to domestic terrorists.

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Fenianlad 46 points ago +46 / -0

Harass the political enemies of their masters

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RichyCunningHAAM 20 points ago +20 / -0

The FBI posts the child porn and tracks whoever watches or downloads it. They own the sites. They then bust the low level sic is every few years and blackmail any elites.

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rastren 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI is rebranded KKK, just a political tool of the Democrats

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Raos044 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would they kneel to themselves?

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GunTottinPatriot 32 points ago +32 / -0

The FBI is looking for nooses all over the country so they’ll have an excuse to kneel to burn loot murder once again

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TheJimmReaper 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just found 2 nooses on my shoelaces

Just waiting for the FBI to come investigate now they are sending 30 agents as we speak

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PilgrimFarAway 19 points ago +19 / -0

"What the heck does the FBI do?" I read the post 4 times and no so reference to a potential racially motivated hate crime. Not sure the FBI has jurisdiction.

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Adhal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess choking porn is out there days...

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Dr0neRec0very 15 points ago +22 / -7

"WHAT THE F*CK DOES THE FBI ACTUALLY DO?":

-Ensure certain billionaires' pet millionaires never suffer real consequences.

-Police the peasants as hard as fucking possible, at all times.

-Shit on the Constitution whenever possible.

-Avoid actual justice.

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The_MAGA_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is exactly correct. No different from any OTHER police state

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cob05 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget "kneel to domestic terrorists"

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Cozette -1 points ago +1 / -2

You ask a legitimate question then sperg out doomer rage porn. How does this help you or your readers maintain FOCUS on what we can DO right now to help Trump and each other?

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Dr0neRec0very 2 points ago +9 / -7

"sperg out doomer rage porn" Wrong again, wingnut. Knowing the difference between fact and your fucking feelings has absolutely nothing to do with "doom". You do not know the difference between those two very different things, as you have explained thoroughly in the thread from which your stalker ass followed me. "Amen."

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Dr0neRec0very 1 point ago +9 / -8

"FOCUS on what we can DO right now to help Trump" You're not doing President Trump any favors by jumping down Pedes throats, so take your arrogance down about ten notches, there, Moses. There's absolutely not a fucking thing positive about your attitude or your creepy habit of stalking people outside of the original discussion. At no point did I say anything about "hopeless" this, "failing" that or "just quit". Those notions came directly out of your own warped imagination: check the fucking thread. You have the wrong person, simpleton.

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BigPedeEnergy 11 points ago +11 / -0

When a credit card company has higher ethical standards than law enforcement we need to do some resting of our own

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ServerTowerofBabel 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mastercard will investigate Pornhub and determine that everyone with a Parler account should be deplatformed.

The CIA and FBI will continue their child and drug trafficking.

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Cozette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Psychic doomers continue to uplift and inspire. Please #BeBetter

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Cyphr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like we need an investigation to discover what exactly the FBI ever investigates (if anything) ... news at 11.

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Horsinaround 7 points ago +7 / -0

They specialize in nooses

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catsfive 6 points ago +7 / -1

WhErE iS bILL bArR?

Barr is doing his job—staying the FUCK out of the way while the elections stuff gets taken care of by the DHS, like it says in Trump's 2018 EO. THEN the finished investigations he's sitting on can unfold after the patient is stable and out of danger.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1335082935259705344.html

Jesus, fuck, you ladies would have way more fun if you actually fucking LIFTED.

TRUST TRUMP

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IntrepidBurger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally someone gets it. Bunch of neurotic pansies want immediate results to calm their anxiety.

Trump is working towards something, that much is clear. Let's see how it plays out.

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Boruzu 6 points ago +6 / -0

The headline should actually read, “pornhub (.)(.)com”.

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Futuramawe 3 points ago +3 / -0

They protect mastercard

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Testosteroneape2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI just covers up for the CIA.

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Azrael1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harassment of law abiding citizens. Time to DOJ, DHS, FBI, and worst of all ATF got defunded.

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Cozette 0 points ago +1 / -1

You have VERY strange priorities if you imagine NOW is the time for anything on our wish list. After Trumps Inaugurated there may be time for YOU to research how defunding occurs. Hint: the House controls the purse strings. I'll be focusing on election reform since I already know what's involved. Sorry for the snark, pede. I'm impatient by nature but working on getting better. God speed.

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Old_Timer 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was an article about someone who found out through one of those ancestry sites that they had been the victim of a “non-custodial kidnapping” by one parent and a step-parent twenty-five years before. It rocked their world, and suddenly, having to jump through hoops when their social security number had them reported as “dead” when they were 21 started making sense. (They had assumed clerical error, but after being missing for 17 years, they had been declared dead in the state they were kidnapped from.) The whole thing was crazy, and the victim was able to reconnect with with family via Facebook thanks to the Ancestry people providing names. Not sure if anyone was actually prosecuted since it was such an “old cold case”.

My question was a fairly simple one. Why wasn’t anyone monitoring the tax returns and social security number of the people involved? Seems like a simple look, and taxes were filed for DECADES.

Not sure what the FBI does, but apparently “child kidnapping cases” were not high on the list - the kidnapper moved to the same city where “grandma” lived, so it should have been an easy one to solve, if they had been interested in doing so.

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Morpheus75 6 points ago +6 / -0

The are investigating if these pedo rings use visa, and if so, will propose a better offer.

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Alcibiades 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI sent 15 agents to investigate the pull rope in a Nascar garage for looking like a noose. This means they have roughly 20,000 agents investigating the coup attempt on our Republic, right guys? Guys?

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cob05 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're all busy beating off to Pornhub right now...

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DeplorableDC 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would be noose investigations, extramarital affairs with each other, and being the deep state bootlickers of the Democrooks.

As you can see their schedule is full.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 3 points ago +3 / -0

The FBI covers up crimes, they don't solve them

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MikeyLeeRay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Razorfist said it best here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTVLc2K7n0c

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mostooge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Collect a paycheck.

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GiveMe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sin begets sin

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MrSmartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows the Futt Bucking Idiots are useless. They are intentionally being kept out of the loop

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Skippy737 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ive seen over 20,000 videos and havent seen any of those alleged videos.

Lies! Im switching to visa

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Wyrmshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll tell you what the FBI does.

Agents gather CP to install on any computer if anyone they want to control or destroy.

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QuietSpark 2 points ago +2 / -0

The banking system owns the FBI.

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Bullet3250 2 points ago +2 / -0

MY BET - MOST PRON HUB BUSINESS COMES DURING 9-5 FROM GOVERNMENT SERVERS.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another reason I am against porn creation and distribution. It opens doors for abusers to spread disgusting videos.

Also it does the job of grooming for abusers by exposing kids to sexual acts from a young age.

Have I watched porn yes. Is it something I struggle with yes. And I am trying to quit yes and by the grace of God I kill the addiction I have to porn

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holliday50 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm guessing some MasterCard execs got busted watching porn at work, and so had to make up this story to cover their tracks, then it just went too far.

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

No noose is good news when you're the FBI!

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depicted... re: so censorship via corporations... not actual abuse (fbi / law enforcement).

Totalitarian moments usually push sexual openness before they're in power and then do a 180 once in control.

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kogar 1 point ago +1 / -0

FBI will investigate if "many videos posted on the adult website depict the use of a noose."

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Killerko 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post the counting video on pornhub.. maybe they will notice it there!

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PilgrimFarAway 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey @jack - potential clients for your pedo publishing racket.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Entice and/or entrap.

Would not surprise me if they were allowing this stuff to go on for the sake of observations and making connections for the sake of getting more or bigger fish.

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Cozette 1 point ago +2 / -1

People seem used to a corrupt politicized "justice" process so when that corrupt process isn't followed they ASSUME nothing is happening. They may but right. Hopefully they're wrong. Fair and also successful justice starts with secret investigations. If something criminal is uncovered with enough evidence for prosecutors to believe they can get a conviction no announcement will be made. Instead prosecutors will convene a SECRET grand jury and ask for indictments. Its the first test of the strength of their evidence. Seeking indictments may expand investigations and lead to more indictmens. Will we know if someone's been indicted? NOPE. Not until the prosecutors unseal the indictments which means they believe unsealing the indictment wont hurt any continuing investigations AND they're ready to win the many court battles it takes to eventually get a conviction that withstands appeals. After that sentencing is determined with another round of court battles. Then the sentence is finally carried out. Typically successful RICO cases take 3 years of secret prep. When rich people are involved they can hire killer legal teams so the secret prosecutorial prep time takes longer. Again, leaks and pre trial updates are acts of prosecutorial thuggery used to smear and destroy political adversaries. That includes what the pre purge FBI/DOJ did to Trump and those associated with him. Fwiw I'm now in a "we'll see what happens" mood. I refuse to be triggered by outrage peddlers into emotionally poisoning myself. Instead I pray for those involved then FOCUS on the positive actions I will.take each day. Peace.

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donLaden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where 99.6% of it Hunter Biden uploads?

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TheHonestOtter 1 point ago +2 / -1

My guess is the FBI abuse children and post the videos on Pornhub.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are the final days of the FBI. Yay!

"American Trusts Ye Not"

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elfmyself 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEY HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

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Jestre 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean like Hunter Biden?

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI is not Skully and Mulder.

Blackmail was always the FBI's purpose.

Full text of "J. Edgar Hoover - G-Man In A G-String"

Hoover clung to power for almost 50 years as America's secret police chief, maintaining his position largely through the voluminous files he accumulated on the peccadilloes of prominent politicians: financial, sexual, and criminal.

Anyone remember Filegate?

The White House FBI files controversy of the Clinton Administration, often referred to as Filegate,[1] arose in June 1996 around improper access in 1993 and 1994 to FBI security-clearance documents. Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, improperly requested, and received from the FBI, background reports concerning several hundred individuals without asking permission. The revelations provoked a strong political and press reaction because many of the files covered White House employees from previous Republican administrations, including top presidential advisors. Under criticism, Livingstone resigned from his position. Allegations were made that senior White House figures, including First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, may have requested and read the files for political purposes, and that the First Lady had authorized the hiring of the underqualified Livingstone.

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mastercard really does want to know what's in your wallet...

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Roldham 1 point ago +1 / -0

They must've found a noose on Pornhub