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CWAC_Patriot 46 points ago +46 / -0

Was gonna say armadillo but aardvark is probably better.

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RabidZoo 25 points ago +25 / -0

I was thinking fat jackass. But you Pedes are right.

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DefaultFreedom 23 points ago +23 / -0

Nadler has entered the chat.

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ContaigeousSuicide 9 points ago +9 / -0

FILL THAT SEAT JERRY!!!

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TheFountainhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

honestly i see that and all i see is my neighbor's dog.... that thing is a beagle that is built like a dodge caravan with a suspension problem...

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Swamp donkey

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thebestestbetsy2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Armadillos carry leprosy.

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Xtracreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s an armadillo 💯

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pangolin, one of the suspected reservoirs for SARS2

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VoltronGreen1981 12 points ago +12 / -0

Beat me to it.

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lucifer_fit_deus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Aslo, the lion is a natural predator of aardvarks. So it’s got that going for it.

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Kneel4Jesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought you were going Aslan (Narnia) for a second there, but realized it was "also" either works though

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lucifer_fit_deus 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does autocorrect not fix that?

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Barthaneous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Armadillo* . They hide in their shell when trouble arrives. Just like the Dems and republicans

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VoltronGreen1981 28 points ago +28 / -0

Aslan as the new mascot for conservative patriots. Seems appropriate given he was a symbolic representation of Christ; and this is coming from someone who isn't religious.

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lucifer_fit_deus 12 points ago +12 / -0

I am definitely on Team Eagle for any patriotic mascot, but the fact that lions predate on aadvarks, which is what the Uniparty animal looks like, makes me sympathetic to Team Lion.

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TheRealTrapLord 4 points ago +4 / -0

Griffin. Both. Griffins are also badass

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lucifer_fit_deus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking that too. I liked the pic the other day someone posted of half a lion’s face and half an eagle representing Trump and Flynn.

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TheRealTrapLord 1 point ago +1 / -0

There has been to many “Lions” and “Eagles” around myself in my personal life, it’s more than a coincidence. I gotta pay attention to something.

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aslan is also arabic for Lion.

I didn't know that as a kid, reading Narnia books.

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Warren_Puffitt 19 points ago +20 / -1

Lol @ lower right D animal looks like a fuckin armadillo.

Treason-on-the-Half-Shell!

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Lowersidecustoms 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love how it accurately it portrays the Democrat birthing from the anal cavity of the larger animal, almost as if it's a parasite leaving it's host

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FinalDeliverance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its one of those intestinal worms that peaks out at night.....

PEEKA BOOO>

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

The demonrat in its natural habitat

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FinalDeliverance 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, Searching to corrupt the soul of its host through its A-hole.

Its enters while its host is unwitting, and gains strength through its fecal matter.

Perhaps Crenshaws patch would serve as a prophylactic.

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bolonaro 8 points ago +8 / -0

MAGA is its own movement.

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DesertGunBunny 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best part is the Democrat is the Ass of the Republican who is the Ass of the Democrat.

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NoMoreLies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joined together like CatDog... they chase each other around endlessly.

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Coyote_Medicine 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is fantastic

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BigPedeEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

2022 the year of the lion party!

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Stefanos 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that Rino's at the wrong end of a donkey!?? :D

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Duskraven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly an elephant OR a donkey? I kind of like elephants but for a political party both seem pretty stupid.

Lion is the way to go.

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trump1aj 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't mind being the Frog party

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Southern_Buckeye 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as American 🇺🇸. Let's get this Lion party rolling. 🦁

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UncleStepDaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0
MAGA PARTY
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Tookens 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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Trump2k 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very accurate!

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HerrnMalor 2 points ago +3 / -1

I know this is going to get down voted, don't care.

I Hate the Lion. It is from Africa not America. Would rather see a Cougar, Bear, Hell even a Lobster is better than a Lion.

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trump1aj 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about a Frog?

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HerrnMalor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adaptive, quick tongue, leaps tall buildings, and lovable.

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

should be a handicap match of the lion vs. donkey and elephant.

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TheQuickening 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn right!

Once all of this fixed and Trump gets his next four years. I saw it's time to break the real US party in the LION MAGA PARTY!

A party for the USA by the USA! Where we have an open and public audit on everything! Can't let RINOS back in, can't let anti-USA agendas back in.

All of this needs cleaned up!

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rino Republicans and democrats have joined to form the Denny Hastert party. It looks just like him.

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Lions_of_America 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMEN

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daytrip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could give this 10 thumbs up

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thebigbear 1 point ago +1 / -0

New Reality

WWG1WGA

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

PERFECT

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Truth_Cipher 1 point ago +1 / -0

The uniparty mascot should be the pig.

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AmerikaUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swamp donkeys are far more dangerous than elephants...but not lions.

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TheContrarian2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ain't that the truth.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lions vs. Armadillos?

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Adhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lion vs fat ass

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E-dantes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except the armadildos stars are upside down.

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cornpop30303 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't tell the difference between the mouth end and the rear end. Typical of the uniparty.

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Susurro 1 point ago +1 / -0

This Lion logo thing is working. Keep pumping these out Pedes.

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mrgreencard 1 point ago +1 / -0

🎵 A A R D V A R K 🎵

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SryServiceDown 1 point ago +2 / -1

The elephant is dead. Long live the Lion Party!

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derpenstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so true..........

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shitposter9000 0 points ago +1 / -1

At least you got the nose right...

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