Did you know they've never found the full body of a T-rex? They usually only find the skull and a few misc bones. Imagine getting 20-100 pieces of a 2000 piece puzzle and then telling the world you know exactly what the finished puzzle looks like
I've had someone deeply explain why he thinks dinosaurs are a hoax and it's hard to argue. He believes it was a part of the push against religion. If you go back to the Reformation era sociologists talk about how the greatest impacts were explaining things that used to be explained by God or gods. Things like dead seasons are explained by religious myth, same with plagues from classical mythology.
Well shoot my knowledge is a month old. If they've had it since 2006 it's weird to publish something about it now. unfortunately it's hard to see if the trex looks like previous trex when it actually looks like a smooshed turd embedded in a rock :(
This is definitely something I would actually want to see in a museum though so I guess we'll wait until 2022
I like a theory I recently heard, that trex skulls are actually dragon skulls. Dragon bones would be hollow thus harder to recover. Why else did every culture talk about dragons
The cucks in CA stick them up each other’s asses, then their wife’s boyfriend cut them into slices so they can all wear them over their eyes so none of them have to see reality.
Bingo! They can't comprehend a simple idea that maybe, just maybe, he's fooling around with banter. These people can't interact with others in a normal way. They overanalyze and always arrive at the conclusion that they're educated and everyone else is nuts. It's a result of the current Marxist educational machine and watching the MSM. Everything boils down to that.
Maybe he said it like "I'm probably the only one who loves cucumbers" in a tongue in cheek manner. I often say the same thing about Brussel Sprouts. Most people I know when I mention them pull a face, but I love them (in moderation cos y'know, toxic ass gas). I'm sure I've said a time or two 'I think I'm the only one who loves Brussels sprouts' but I'd be gobsmacked if anyone took that literally.
Honestly the fact that they can fact check him for this just makes them appear even more stupid when you think they can't get any dumber.
You ever read about really bizarre human behavior and wonder how on earth could people be so damn irrational? Well, hundreds of years from now people will be wondering the same thing about the world in 2020.
I'll never forget the fight where the color commentator guy actually said, "Look at that jab! That hand's seeing more action than a cucumber in a women's prison!"
Everyone in the room friggin' lost it. Still can't believe the guy SAID THAT on TV. And this was probably 15+ years ago!
This is amazing
Ha, epic lolz
True work of art.
Go on...
Did you know they've never found the full body of a T-rex? They usually only find the skull and a few misc bones. Imagine getting 20-100 pieces of a 2000 piece puzzle and then telling the world you know exactly what the finished puzzle looks like
Buncha slcakjawed faggots around here.
We didn't have facebook so they could fact check our findings. The next thing will be "This finding of T-rex has been disputed" lol.
Well........that was an unexpected twist!
Was it though? It's the only logical explanation.
Strawberries aren't actually berries but bananas and tomatoes are.
Orrrrrr....is the NWO planting false history?....reptilians don't want you to find what their ancestors look like. Kek
I've had someone deeply explain why he thinks dinosaurs are a hoax and it's hard to argue. He believes it was a part of the push against religion. If you go back to the Reformation era sociologists talk about how the greatest impacts were explaining things that used to be explained by God or gods. Things like dead seasons are explained by religious myth, same with plagues from classical mythology.
Is he aware of dinosaur fossils being discovered long before Christianity, and even being made into tools and artwork by primitive man?
How does that make the dinosaurs a hoax?
It's only hard to argue against the existence of dinosaurs if the person you are arguing with is a friend, and they are unwilling to think.
Saying "You're a fucking idiot" to a friend, and being clear you mean it, is hard.
Well still, the point remains. That was found less than a month ago, and they have been saying they know what it looks like for decades
Oh. guess I missed that. Still they've been saying what it looked like for 70 years
Well shoot my knowledge is a month old. If they've had it since 2006 it's weird to publish something about it now. unfortunately it's hard to see if the trex looks like previous trex when it actually looks like a smooshed turd embedded in a rock :(
This is definitely something I would actually want to see in a museum though so I guess we'll wait until 2022
I like a theory I recently heard, that trex skulls are actually dragon skulls. Dragon bones would be hollow thus harder to recover. Why else did every culture talk about dragons
Didn't they decide they basically had the brontosaurus back-to-front a few years back?
The cucks in CA stick them up each other’s asses, then their wife’s boyfriend cut them into slices so they can all wear them over their eyes so none of them have to see reality.
How plebeian! Those fags should show some class and use "Apollo" candlesticks! Recommended by Sigmund Freud for The Compleat Imperial Widow!
to scare household cats...
Scare their cats?
I would end up with a skunk or coon at my front.
Yes. Sodomy.
I've seen that movie! "Thundercrack"!
"Want a piece of the cucumber?" "Thanks, no. I already had it. Bon appetit!"
Q-cumbers
winning
I second this. Or something.
WWG1WGA!!
Or maybe it’s as simple as Georgia being the largest producer of cucumbers in America.
You are on to something...
The bitter taste is Q-cumbersome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMLnYaKadZw
Is cucumber diet coke a thing? If not I have a business proposal for some of you
19 minutes ago.... RIP OP
I think he’s definitely resting in peace now.
OP made a prototype of Cucumber Diet Coke and tried it. It was so good he died.
difficult to social distance in an elevator
(isn't that where some of the greatest pitches have taken place?)
There can be only one.
Cucumber 2: the Cucumberening
Q-cumbers: the great awakening
Q Cumbers should become the official fruit of Q.
My nickname is the black cucumber
It’s like Gary Coleman’s forearm!
Barry is the only other person that likes them.
😳😁
Username checks out.
Top-tier
How else do you think he stays so young and vibrant?
As if on cue, cumbersome memes appear.
Tactical Cuke!! Renowned thespian Benedict Q. Cumberbatch would be impressed.
When the porn directors cue cum, brr its chilly when it hits the tits!
What is it with Q? Come burden me with knowledge.
https://qagg.news/
Can someone please explain the cucumber meme?
Then a leftist news rag made a story on how Trump 'bizzarely claims he's the only one who likes cucumbers'
He didn’t say /s after so they think everything he says is 100% serious.
Bingo! They can't comprehend a simple idea that maybe, just maybe, he's fooling around with banter. These people can't interact with others in a normal way. They overanalyze and always arrive at the conclusion that they're educated and everyone else is nuts. It's a result of the current Marxist educational machine and watching the MSM. Everything boils down to that.
Snopes: FALSE, blonald flumpf is a lying conman!
Snopes debunked Trump by finding four citizens who also like cucumbers.
trump said he liked cucumbers during a rally
he said he's the only one who likes cucumbers!
some fake news outlet tried to fact-check an obvious joke
now we mock the fake news outlet for being npcs
He probably said something like no one loves cucumbers more than he does.
Maybe he said it like "I'm probably the only one who loves cucumbers" in a tongue in cheek manner. I often say the same thing about Brussel Sprouts. Most people I know when I mention them pull a face, but I love them (in moderation cos y'know, toxic ass gas). I'm sure I've said a time or two 'I think I'm the only one who loves Brussels sprouts' but I'd be gobsmacked if anyone took that literally.
Honestly the fact that they can fact check him for this just makes them appear even more stupid when you think they can't get any dumber.
I can't WAIT until they are destroyed.
Impossible! CNNPC fact checked it for me and said that was a lie! Check make drumphtards.
What about the pickles? Surely he didn't buy all the pickles too...?
They make the best pickles
JohnCenaFace.jpg
Thanks for the sticky!
I can’t see anything in this meme but words...
I’ll see myself out
“Fact Check- Not true, My wife always takes a cucumber to the bedroom after giving me permission to play on her boyfriend’s Nintendo Switch.”
someone, context please?
Trump said he likes Cucumbers at the last rally in Georgia. The media decided to fact check him as the only person who like cucumbers in Georgia.
What the fuck is this timeline?
I have no idea wtf I’m reading. I give up. 2020 take me.
You almost made it. I dropped out when 4chan got sick and tired of dick.
You ever read about really bizarre human behavior and wonder how on earth could people be so damn irrational? Well, hundreds of years from now people will be wondering the same thing about the world in 2020.
How badass is it that Trump props up the cucumber industry by himself?
THAT'S A LOT OF CUCUMBERS!
Not going to lie... I almost bought cucumbers this past weekend because of Trump.
I miss the wwe_subway account on twitter. It was gold.
Just saying, i eat them little persian cucumbers like candy.
I dont get it, its just a wrestling ring...
So the legends were true
Fact check: MSM reports that only Nazi sympathizers like cucumbers, so...yeah. FACISTS the whole lot!
I made myself a cucumber sandwich. Needless to say, I'm a Hitler-superfan.
I see ring ropes and a empty arena? Is there something or someone im not seeing?
Coincidently, as of five days ago, lime-cucumber gatorade is my new favorite beverage.
Well she's a dude, soooooo.
sounds more like a soviet caipirina
I like cukes but rarely buy them at the store. I did yesterday.
somebody please fill me in whats with all the cucumber stuff
Trump tweeted that he likes cucumbers, and the media fact checked whether or not people that are not Trump can eat cucumbers
wow thanks by the way i love cucumbers
Seriously, add some vinegar or ranch.
I'll never forget the fight where the color commentator guy actually said, "Look at that jab! That hand's seeing more action than a cucumber in a women's prison!"
Everyone in the room friggin' lost it. Still can't believe the guy SAID THAT on TV. And this was probably 15+ years ago!
Sorry- I haven’t been on TDW for very long- what is the cucumber reference about? Something about Hunter? Thanks
Trump said jokingly he is the only person who likes cucumbers. Georgia media then (seriously) fact checked that claim as false.
Thanks for ‘splaining :-)
topkek
kek I love imagining Trump has a warehouse somewhere with a Scrooge McDuck style vault except instead of gold coins it’s filled with cucumbers.
I'm holding two cucumbers right now, come at me
BOOBA???
You're a melon guy, I can tell. I'm talking gourds here.
There is no comeback for "gourds". I had to look it up.
I am the one
hooooaa my sides
550,000 metric tons harvested last year and Trump ate them all! Wow, the media is really stupid.
Well, tickle my pickle
Cena gave a million dollars to BLM.
He smells.
It was always about the cucumbers..... Always has been.
Hehe, I wander if Cena would approve this.
Acktually this was deboonked by salon the other day.
Petition to change the national fruit of the US from blueberry to cucumber
Taken from footage of John Cena finding out he's actually a loser.
this looks like bad CGI
crazy
Cena can get lost.
He donated $1 million dollars to BLM.