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Lapstrake 46 points ago +46 / -0

I usually document my passwords, but I hadn't for TDW.

But I got it on the first try.

Which for me is lucky, because I can't even remember my kid's birthdays.

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Count_Dyscalculia 37 points ago +38 / -1

That's because they're mine ; - ) /s

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Konsaki 10 points ago +10 / -0

So, you're the wife's boyfriend, huh?

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Count_Dyscalculia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mmmmmmaybe

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Remove the /s. What are you a fag? Openly stating your intentions negates the entire point of sarcasm.

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Count_Dyscalculia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Apparently you're too young to know the joke of asking a guy: "How's your wife...and my kids?"

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BornAgainPatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Notepad ftw

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7_17_24 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mine is written down on an old-school index card. Tucked away in a secret place.

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vegaspatriot1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

was going to post this exact comment!

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Elseebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Priorities.

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me 5 tries....wew

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nickybops 27 points ago +27 / -0

It took me 3 tries, but here I am.

I got like 300,000 internet points on this bitch. YOU AINT TAKING ME OUT MY GLORY THAT EASY. I WORKED HARD FOR THESE INTERNET POINTS.

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ChikfilaFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice!

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maga_gal 15 points ago +15 / -0

What happened? Why did everyone have to relogin?

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reactor 13 points ago +13 / -0

they updated.

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Doth 11 points ago +12 / -1

You can now log in to all .win sites witb the same credentials or someshit

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Cbllbc 6 points ago +6 / -0

... There's more than one of this great site?

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shadows_of_the_mind 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes. https://communities.win for more info

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Cbllbc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shadows, thank you.

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Doth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bring bsck FatPeopleHate!

I don't hate fat people but DAMN that subreddit motivated me to do crunches!

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GnosticAwakening 8 points ago +8 / -0

"They think their votes matter!"

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Anon1970 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reagan's biggest regret.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -4 points ago +1 / -5

he was ~to rapped~ ~two raped~ too wrapped up in the Cold War...

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -3 points ago +1 / -4

You seriously don't know the difference between these two? "to rapped up" and "too wrapped up"

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -3 points ago +2 / -5

Do you cereaously not grasp that "to rapped up" makes no sense? It's "too wrapped up".

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Dons_Johnson 8 points ago +8 / -0

I use a password manager to generate and maintain my passwords. I am so fucked if I ever forget the password for the password manager.

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g00se2k 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lastpass.

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gbolcer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well my first thought was that they took over the site. Even though it didn't autofill, I copied the old one from the manager and it work. It's one of those generated ones that you aren't supposed to be able to use w/o a manager.

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cleancutcutlet 5 points ago +5 / -0

KeePassXC bip bip bop bop

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Trump_da_g0d 3 points ago +3 / -0

you spelled google drive wrong

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Michelles_penis1 5 points ago +5 / -0

bunghole69!. Never fails

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BidenMumbling 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank God you can just look up your saved passwords! Just because the login site is different and your "password auto-fill" isn't getting triggered, it doesn't mean you can't get your account back. Go to your saved passwords and search for "thedonald". You'll find your old account there.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

except i would be choking bush out.

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at me. I am the password manager now.

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FamburgerHelper 3 points ago +3 / -0

F in memory of our forgetful brothers and sisters.

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mathteach314159 3 points ago +3 / -0

Took me 3 attempts and I started sweatin. Nailed it on the 3rd try, phew!!

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pileongomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

if you guys aren't on lastpass i don't understand why not. different passwords for every_single_site.

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's nice not seeing a whole page of updoot shilling "<-------- this number of people breathe oxygen" style posts/

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Whyyesyesiam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to know what they're laughing at. It looks like a gut buster, haha. Wish I knew who they all were, I can only identify 2 of them.

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LastconservativeNY2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fellow Pedes:

I need your help. When I signed up a year ago, I did not include an email address.

My cookies/cache was accidentally cleared today, and I can't remember my password to my original account: LastconservativeNY. I tried and failed to get in, but hate to lose all of my saved videos, memes and comments. I just created this alt login.

Does anyone know how to recover a password if you didn't sign up with an email address?

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

? I never got logged out. Shut down browser and rebooted PC last night, and this morning TD.W came up as usual when I clicked and I was still signed in.

I do have my PW tho in case I need it ...

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was lucky because I had the same password on my luggage

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PlateOwner 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you got locked out... and want to still be recognized... register a new name virtually identical to your last one.

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TrumpWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Google paswords and last pass are helpful. Tho worrisome to give google control of this info

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FuzzyPickle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitwarden

You're welcome

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 2 points ago +2 / -0

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

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GnosticAwakening 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂 savage

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jerryriggs1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it!

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HungNavySeal300Kills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes, fellow intellectuals as I.

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was wondering why I got logged out this morning :)))))))

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reactor 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahah first try, I was pleasantly surprised.

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trumpmixtape 2 points ago +2 / -0

Protip, the saved password will be lost because the login server changed from thedonald.win to authentication.win

Type your username, click the password field, click the key to look at stored passwords and find thedonald.win manually.

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jamesjk1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

what happened? can someone explain

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Anon1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

Site update.

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got it after the 20th attempt.

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FuckTheOtherSide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a password manager!

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IshinRyu 2 points ago +2 / -0

The page wouldn't even load up for me since 8am.I even tried http://www.thedonald.xyz/ and http://thedonald.one/. Finally was able to load it up around 2pm est. Tried joining the discord channel, but couldn't find the link for that.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 2 points ago +2 / -0

And those who know how to find saved passwords

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Logged back in fine myself... No issues here.

We have the best MODS

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SFWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

honest mistake to those dudes

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niconicoreeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

thankfully mine is 123456 🤣

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DiamondInTheWeeds 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best password is an acronym describing your assessment of the current political situation. Make it unforgettable.

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a little scare this morning, until I brewed a cup of coffee. MAGA

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you are on firefox you can literally go and look it up in the settings somewhere. Maybe the same for other browsers