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TrumpsWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

What’s the weight limit on that bear pede? Also is that a Russian bear?

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

mUh RuSsIaN kUhLoOzIaN confirmed! I knew it! The leftists were right all along!

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 9 points ago +9 / -0

How does one get the handshake?

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n0ad [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

It’s when you’re a new account with not enough updoots. When you see a handshake by someone’s name you typically want to be careful about clicking links they may post. They may be a commie shill. Which is why going back to having it is depressing!

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BidenMumbling 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm looking at you with suspicion!

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same, I think bear = Russia... beard = RUSSIAN... anyone can photoshop a maga hat

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for the eli5

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I figure anyone who would post such a pic is DEFINITELY a pede

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why suddenly everyone “forgets” their password?

Suspicious...

You might be infiltrating.

Anyway as soon as you start spewing racism, communism, or just plain cuckery, you are out, handshake or not

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n0ad [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m an idiot, I forgot my other account username had an 87 at the end, n0ad87, so I found my other account. Thanks for doubting, we have to make sure the commie shills stay the fuck away and get deported ASAP. For proof I commented with my other account on this post!

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way for you to get your old account password back? Like, mods can't send the password to the original email associated with it? Are there even emails associated with our accounts? Where am I?

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n0ad [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

This was my old account. Reset password and everything with the associated email. For some reason all my posts/points/comments were deleted

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa, weird. It's like that "If you could do your life over, would you?" scenario. Only you didn't get to keep anything.

Like, if I was going to get to redo my life, I'd want it to be a NewGame+, you know? Start over, but with everything I already had? My whole inventory, my levels, that stuff. First day of school? Screw that, here's my diploma, I'm going to hang out in the house I own instead.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Npc-1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forget your password....

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BlackLabsMatter 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read and understand your words, but your mask says "commie shill." Deport?

Kidding. I upTrumped you. I had a similar thing happen. Good luck, and thankfully magical intent points have no value.

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n0ad [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dollywood required them. Was with family and it was a few months ago so I didn’t want to get thrown out. I hear you on the mask shit for sure. Also wouldn’t want to show my face here anyway. Plenty of commies lurking looking to doxx and harm pedes.

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BlackLabsMatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly, I understand. My employer forces the mark of fear on me. :(

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amERICanRA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fine...you're in. But it's a 5 cucumber cover charge.

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pepperconchobhar 3 points ago +3 / -0

The flowers are a nice touch.

Make three comments under mine and I'll upvote them all to help you out.

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N0ad87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, here apparently I created the N0ad account a long time ago and forgot the PW, then remembered my relevant account was N0ad87, but here is a comment anyways, from my legit account. I’m a dumbass and forgot the 87 at the end this morning

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think we should be encouraging or forcing members to have multiple accounts here. It would be nice to see a number of accounts, and have that correlate that pretty exactly with number of unique, individual members.

In that spirit, perhaps our illustrious mods could do something to help members with lost passwords to regain control of their accounts? Not sure about the specifics of how to do that, but maybe we should be working on it?

Otherwise, the numbers we have won't really represent our popularity.

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n0ad [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s the thing, this was my original account it just deleted all my stuff

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HatnNewLognReqs 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a retrieve password option, but only if you used an email to sign up, which is optional.

I was similarly affected this morning, but I searched my password manager in Brave browser and found the password to my account.

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misterLahey 3 points ago +4 / -1

Haha based Dollywood goer.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I member u fren

weeps at ur ded account

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N0ad87 3 points ago +3 / -0

I found it!!!! Forgot the 87 at the end of my username. REJOICE!

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL!! So.. do we need to keep pitying you on this post or are you back to full-status MAGA!!

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N0ad87 2 points ago +2 / -0

I reckon I’m good now!!! Least y’all got to see my goofy ass on the Dollywood bear again. When I posted it from this account I never even got 400 updoots and I ended up with 800+ when posting it today. If not for the handshake wouldn’t give a damn about internet points.

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahaha and now that you've found your original account, those 800+ uptrumps don't count anymore. A day of wins, and a day of sorrow.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

YaY

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nimblepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Random question, what does the handshake mean? Other than it’s a new account

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Trumpian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use a password manager to prevent issues like this from happening in the future. Always generate a unique password for all sites. Don’t reuse the same password anywhere.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weeeee

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N0ad87 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey guys I’m a dumb ass!!!! My other account had an 87 after it. Thanks for all the support but here is my original for all the assholes questioning me!!!!

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Oback_Barama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Russian Bot!

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Jimmy_Russler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Recover your password by looking in your browser settings

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Madmanmp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love all the bear on a bear talk hahaha. My gay son likes bears and he finds this amusing as well. Carry on with the bear talk. Oh and a caveat the wife said not bad.... with a mask lol.

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prof_fury 1 point ago +1 / -0

I recommend PW storing app like Lastpass - be sure it's encrypted.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Am I not magnificent? I, Bruno, am the star!”

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did someone forget their password...?? ;)

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realMeggah 0 points ago +3 / -3

Take off the mask faggot

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n0ad [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lmao only time I’ve worn one in quite a while. Unfortunately when you’re at a theme park with family you don’t want to risk making a scene and getting thrown out. 100% with you on not wearing a mask though thanks for the concern

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realMeggah 1 point ago +2 / -1

I get it jk, but masks are gay

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n0ad [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. I go into every store here without one. Usually I get asked at the door “would you like a mask sir?” And I happily tell them no thank you. I’ve only been denied entry to 1 store and it was in the hood so I was ok with that

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Wenger -1 points ago +2 / -3

THIS GLOWS