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NickG 711 points ago +713 / -2

I mean how the FUCK do you accidentally give someone 100,000 extra votes!!! I am getting so fucking mad that the only thing that I ever hear is that whoops there is another small city worth of votes. I am so fucking tired of all these people not even caring that they are cheating the system and trying to install this shit that we don't want at all. I have little patience with these assholes and I am getting to my whits end.

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DrWeeGee 292 points ago +292 / -0

DOMINION DID AN OOPSIE

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ShyRipley 124 points ago +124 / -0

whoopsie doodle

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CantStumpIWin 48 points ago +48 / -0

For real though, this isn’t fucking happy game fun time.

Not whoopsie doodle...

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Geotus_Vult 15 points ago +15 / -0

NOV 3rd????

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MamaMiMi 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was my first thought! Did they fix this back then?

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Pigpenlordofdirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

They did

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Big_damn_zero 5 points ago +5 / -0

2020...from whoopsie doodle to yankee boogle.

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45GoldenEra 100 points ago +100 / -0

OOPSIE WE JUST STOLE YOUR ELECTION WOOOPS

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swimminginthoughts 78 points ago +78 / -0

Feeling cute, might shift some votes around later, idk.

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runeu 23 points ago +23 / -0

Oh no! That sucks! - cnn

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Rubieroo 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Halp! I slipped on a banana peel, voted for Biden 2,000,000 times, and can't get up! And I don't have that....THING!" - Democrats

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Steelflite 89 points ago +89 / -0

Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisies...

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NickG 60 points ago +60 / -0

Judge on the bench...of course case dismissed.

Next order on the docket a Trump supporter that owns his own business has been opened against the commissars orders... Judge..Death by firing squad!

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NickG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I find that oddly disturbing, that's why we fight like hell now because there is no next time with these people!

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kennedyc5217 12 points ago +12 / -0

Case Dismissed! I, the honorable and all-knowing Judge, hereby rule against common sense and the Constitution. As the plantiff did not bring this claim against the oopsies in adequate time, and therefore the daisies can not be voided. As the oopsie daises are already in place, I cannot, in corrupt faith, undo them. If the plantiff had brought a claim sooner against the "oopsies", I would have also dismissed as no daisies were present at that time, and therefore the oopsies daisies was non-exisitent, and no claim could have arisen at that time as the presence of oopsie daisies were not present and no imminent harm to the plantiff was pending. Also, this claim of oopsie daisies having a negative and deleterious impact on the election iS rAyCiSSSSSS

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themightykekfish 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dan bongino is that you

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

What gave me away?

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Rubieroo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The court grants the oopsies but is going to strike daisies"

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QANON__17 14 points ago +15 / -1

ANOTHER OOPSIE!

SO CLUMSY!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Return NOVA to DC, deny statehood. Problen solved

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plaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oopsie another department of state confidential document landed from Huma Abedin's computer into her wide open, vulnerable pedophile husband's publicly accessible rapeputer which any spy could've hacked while sexting with him over & over again for the 600 000th time in 4 years!

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shragae 138 points ago +138 / -0

and why do these "accidents" always favor Biden?

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NickG 86 points ago +86 / -0

You know I honestly think Biden might be the most lucky individual on the planet! I mean he has greater odds than winning the powerball 50 times in a row!

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bill_in_texas 51 points ago +51 / -0

Lottery tickets have more security than votes. Think about that.

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Italians_Invented_2A 23 points ago +23 / -0

Walmart has more security than the votes. Aren't there camera in Walmart watching and recording anything that the customers do, to prevent shoplifting?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 12 points ago +12 / -0

My zipper has more security than our elections

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

So does mine, and the lock doesn't even work.

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Rubieroo 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I live in a barn with no door and have more security than the US presidential election"

  • Cow
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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

They now also have “AI” on the lookout for “suspicious behavior” watching the feeds in Walmart

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckiest man in the history of the universe.

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jbDonuts 50 points ago +50 / -0

Proof election fraud is not "widespread". It seems to be concentrated all in just one party. Nothing to see here.

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Pickinpox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come on man, it only affected as many ballots as were necessary to win the election.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like hillary's 9 consecutive coin tosses

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SimplePede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do you have to ask?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

The same reason that misleadia "mistakes" always favor Democrats.

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x79q3pb 67 points ago +67 / -0

Every single one of these votes is not "given to Biden" it's your vote cancelled, it's my vote cancelled, and the votes cancelled of everyone you know. It's no "oops" it's an attack on our very rights and your last chance of non-violence originated change.

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

But muh voter suppression

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john1234 31 points ago +32 / -1

Politifact:

"A Fairfax County official did make a clerical error when they reported votes shortly after midnight on Nov. 4, which mistakenly reported about 100,000 more Biden votes, said Gary Scott, Fairfax County elections director. They realized the error and corrected it within 10 minutes, Scott said. "

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sgttoporbottoms 22 points ago +22 / -0

That’s a big fuck up to even have in the first place

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sixfingerdildo 10 points ago +10 / -0

a test.

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john1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you check out the videos & see what kind of people work there, it's really no surprise.

They are corrupt & stupid enough to try that on purpose, and stupid enough to do that by mistake

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PhilippElhaus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Likely got caught as it was too obvious. Then talked his sorry ass out of it.

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Rudyard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. This was a failed dump. Had to be a few of these.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were -- it happened two times that I have heard of; maybe more. The huge number of votes for Bidet were added in, then removed. And then it happened again. You could see it in the reported numbers as they changed.

There is a reason why Fairfax County is always the last to report its numbers, out of the entire state of Virginia. There is a reason why these "mistakes" always favor the democrats.

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john1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very much possible.

They probably made dozens of the "oopsies" and let the ones that republicans didn't notice stay

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CaptainMAGAmore2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This also happened in Lynchburg. I have screen shots. 17K votes disappeared overnight

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GlacialSpeed 122 points ago +123 / -1

Yes he did.

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dfponysoldier 96 points ago +96 / -0

I do declare he won VA

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jgardner 51 points ago +51 / -0

I do believe he done did win the election in Virgina

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InsideKneeKicks 39 points ago +39 / -0

Some people say it be like it is, and it do.

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CokeOrPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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PikachuJohnson 9 points ago +9 / -0

I had a stroke reading this lol

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s like some cryptic C’thulla magic text that renders the reader insane on completion of reading the full verse out loud.

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Xanisor 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can't just declare someone as winner! You need a critical literature studies degree and an internship at the NYT for that!

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Art-Vandelay41 9 points ago +9 / -0

But I declared it.

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killerbunny88 62 points ago +62 / -0

I've been saying that since election night when Virginia looked identical to all the swing states. Was called before a single vote came in, and Trump stayed ahead until the middle of the night with over 90% of the votes counted in EVERY county.

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PhilippElhaus 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think Joe didn't even carry Delaware.

We all look at the Swing States where they needed to perform some major magic and fucked up doing it - but there's so many others that aren't even questioned that just slipped out of view as they 'were a given anyway'.

Remember: They sometimes went as brazen as to change up to 30% of the vote as Dr.Shiva showed. I would not be suprised if CA and NY had gone red after all.

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PhilippElhaus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Joe is an absolute shit tier candidate, worse than Mondale and maybe also every other major opponent since at least 100years.

Mondale in '84 had at the end 40% pop vote and carried only two states - but Joe as a candidate was definitely worse than him and should even score way lower than that.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 7 points ago +8 / -1

Eh, I do think that a lot of people did vote against Trump thanks to the combined conditioning of #orangemanbad and #vote. But, I sincerely doubt it was anywhere near the numbers of new Trump voters that Trump picked up. I think Biden's actual total vote number was about the same as Hillary's. The Trump:Biden margin was wider than the Trump:Hillary margin. I think that Trump probably won the popular vote that year too and that the 2.5 million difference was fraudulent too.

It's an election truism that the more people that genuinely HATE your candidate, the more people like them too, and people are MUCH more likely to vote for someone they like, as opposed to someone they hate. The haters also tend to split their vote across Third Parties. All in all, a highly talked about candidate (even for the wrong reasons) tends to generate more votes For than Against.

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Biden's actual total vote number was about the same as Hillary's.

Biden performed worse than Hillary across the board, even in counties he won.

The only areas he performed better were almost exclusively the 4 metropolitan areas that he needed to carry PA, GA, WI, and MI. Ignoring the shenanigans in Maricopa AZ, NV, and possibly other states where his performance was slightly better than Hillary's for reasons that can only be explained through fraud.

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killerbunny88 4 points ago +4 / -0

I couldn't agree more. I wouldn't be surprised if it was similar to the 1984 election map.

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MAGAbility 17 points ago +18 / -1

Dropped some money on Trump to win va. Site called it two nights after.

Me: BUT ITS NOT ACTUALLY OVER YET

Eventually I'll be proven right I'm sure, but it will be too late. At least they didn't call a bunch of other ones that are obviously not decided yet.

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Maga2020Maga2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

And NH and Neb2 and WIS MI MN GA PA AZ NV and more

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

And NY.

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ChiKAGo 161 points ago +162 / -1

"Whoopsie-daisies! Did we subvert democracy hehe?" - Leftist trash

Why does D.C. even have electoral votes? It's such horseshit.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 42 points ago +42 / -0

Because they're taxed but not technically part of a state.

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jbDonuts 50 points ago +51 / -1

Why are people even allowed to live in DC? It's specifically designated as a federal enclave for federal business. Who ever decided it was a good idea to build projects there?

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Pistolgrip 41 points ago +41 / -0

I’ll give you a hint: starts with demo ends with crats

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GuyWithNoName67 22 points ago +22 / -0

Starts with democ and ends with rats, I'd say

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Madman2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

All it takes is changing the 'c' to an 'n' and their true identity is revealed.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

there is no such thing-being as man-sized rats, yes-yes

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The_RedWolf 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s my thought. It should be govt and maybe low density commercial support only (like restaurants, fast food, dry cleaners and gas stations)

The residential areas should be split between the two neighboring states

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Virginia already took back their half of DC. Arlington and Alexandria Virginia used to be part of DC.

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The_RedWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good start

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Exactly. It's a place for government to gather. Congress is meant to gather there a few times a year as a special duty but a lot of them have houses there and keep destroying the country.

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Tejas_Pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe this is Fairfax County in Virginia, not DC

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ScreamingEagles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, Fairfax is in Northern Virginia next to D.C.

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EricCharliemella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking love it.

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rangooooo 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know what doesn't go off "accidentally"?

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SickIcarus 80 points ago +80 / -0

November 4th.

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steelfil666 3 points ago +3 / -0

and what happened?

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tocheeba 50 points ago +57 / -7

This is from November 4th. Stop posting old shit that doesn't matter right now.

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sustainable_saltmine 46 points ago +46 / -0

ME SO SOLLAY! ME RIGGA DA ERECTION!

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DiscoverAFire 19 points ago +19 / -0

Not sure if CCP or JarJarBinks

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MrSir 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was in charge the whole time...

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jarjar is the key to all this…

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TheJimmReaper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lolz this made me laugh, thanks fren it was needed

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Anon6992374 22 points ago +24 / -2

Any corroboration? If true, that is MASSIVE.

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Anon6992374 5 points ago +5 / -0

Danke schoen

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no_further 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah I need a source

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Trumpocrat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Undo updoot

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IAM2AM 19 points ago +19 / -0

I know it's old, but I wonder if this was there buffer, or a portion of it, and then realized it was too much and had to fix so it wasn't so obvious...

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mattb11 16 points ago +16 / -0

dam, I thought this was from today. It's a month old...

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loopypoopy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Where's the source?

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PapaPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

3 days old with no other verification

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PapaPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oof you're right

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MAGA_Mania 8 points ago +8 / -0

I really hope we get the Christmas gift we are expecting for the United States pedes. A lot of people need to answer for this.

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changemymind 7 points ago +9 / -2

old

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the month old tweet

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ProfessorRomendev 5 points ago +5 / -0

...how?

I mean, obviously this is a lie, but is there any mention on how they explain this away as a lie? Let's say they're telling the truth. You mean to tell me our elections are so insecure that any dumbfuck who doesn't know what he's doing can accidentally give one candidate a tenth of a million votes? How are we supposed to trust this 'accident' hasn't happened everywhere? With much smaller numbers of 'mistakes'?

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GnosticAwakening 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fairfax Co. has long been targeted. My hometown went from 1950's middle America to multi-family illegals in my childhood alone.

Not sure anyone speaks English there anymore.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

The illegals all got chased down to Prince William county as property values skyrocketed in Fairfax over the last 30 years. Now Fairfax is an elitists county where those 1950’s single family homes sell for close to a million dollars. Most of them are getting knocked down though to build multi-million dollar mansions.

You should see Tysons Corner. It looks like a full blown, new age city now. Every few months a new high rise goes up.

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GnosticAwakening 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh that's wild, I never went back after I left some 15 years ago

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MrStep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol... Snopes fact-check is "False" because they didn't 'give' him 100K extra votes, it was an accident in a spreadsheet. So yes, they did, but the part that negates it is that they caught it and fixed it within 10 minutes.

Now does that mean there weren't illegals voting, dead people, etc. Of course not, but how dare anyone question the results!? Who could look at themselves in the mirror after disenfranchising illegitimate votes, amirite?

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This was 33 days ago... why am I just hearing about this now.

This is highly suspect

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Chuckwagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

These commie fuck all need a wood chipper ride.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

They mustn't be kept waiting.

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Farage_massage 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m going to need a legitimate source.

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GodzillaV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like Hitler invaded Poland, accidentally. LMAO

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MAGADUDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

His stupid military got lost on a beer and bratwurst run.

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hitler saved Poland from the Commies, then in our absolute wisdom, we handed them over to the Commies.

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Azrael1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every single misshap is in Bidens favor. Could it be any fucking clearer? Where are our damn Made in America Kevler tricorn hats?

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VariableFactor 2 points ago +2 / -0

This tweet is from Nov. 4th just so everyone is aware

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zaku 2 points ago +2 / -0

BS, no you deliberately gave Biden 100,000 votes cut the crap Fairfax County.

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should accidentally hang them

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spinometer 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that someone could do this accidentally or not means that the entire voting system needs to be thrown out.

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Junosu 2 points ago +2 / -0

The accident was that they MEANT TO GIVE HIM 200,000.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They took these back that night but hopefully we find more of these "accidents"

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PanderjitSingh 2 points ago +2 / -0

They claim without evidence that they took them back.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no evidence of widespread accident rectification

I like the way you think

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Trademark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry, snopes said it was false, so there is nothing to see here... WTF.

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jomamalo 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no such thing as a manual process doing something accidentally 100,000 times.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now do Richmond and Norfolk area. Trump could win the whole board. -- Damn didn't catch the date on the stupid tweet. Let's focus on what states can be flipped!

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TrumpsBestFriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not going to remain peaceful much longer.

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Ek69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with Katie hobbs of Arizona. The machine accidentally multiplied the Biden votes. Yeah my ass accident.

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MavenBlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just them walking back the excessive fraud they committed to try and make it not so obvious.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like someone's about to get busted.

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RussianBot2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fairfax county here. The fuck it's accidentally.

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AppalachianTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

And no way thats the only one.

They may start trying to find votes that went to Biden and take them away and say "we found all the bad votes and they are gone Biden still has a higher total."

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