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NickG 711 points ago +713 / -2

I mean how the FUCK do you accidentally give someone 100,000 extra votes!!! I am getting so fucking mad that the only thing that I ever hear is that whoops there is another small city worth of votes. I am so fucking tired of all these people not even caring that they are cheating the system and trying to install this shit that we don't want at all. I have little patience with these assholes and I am getting to my whits end.

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DrWeeGee 292 points ago +292 / -0

DOMINION DID AN OOPSIE

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ShyRipley 124 points ago +124 / -0

whoopsie doodle

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CantStumpIWin 48 points ago +48 / -0

For real though, this isn’t fucking happy game fun time.

Not whoopsie doodle...

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Geotus_Vult 15 points ago +15 / -0

NOV 3rd????

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Big_damn_zero 5 points ago +5 / -0

2020...from whoopsie doodle to yankee boogle.

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45GoldenEra 100 points ago +100 / -0

OOPSIE WE JUST STOLE YOUR ELECTION WOOOPS

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swimminginthoughts 78 points ago +78 / -0

Feeling cute, might shift some votes around later, idk.

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runeu 23 points ago +23 / -0

Oh no! That sucks! - cnn

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Rubieroo 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Halp! I slipped on a banana peel, voted for Biden 2,000,000 times, and can't get up! And I don't have that....THING!" - Democrats

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Steelflite 89 points ago +89 / -0

Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisies...

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NickG 60 points ago +60 / -0

Judge on the bench...of course case dismissed.

Next order on the docket a Trump supporter that owns his own business has been opened against the commissars orders... Judge..Death by firing squad!

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kennedyc5217 12 points ago +12 / -0

Case Dismissed! I, the honorable and all-knowing Judge, hereby rule against common sense and the Constitution. As the plantiff did not bring this claim against the oopsies in adequate time, and therefore the daisies can not be voided. As the oopsie daises are already in place, I cannot, in corrupt faith, undo them. If the plantiff had brought a claim sooner against the "oopsies", I would have also dismissed as no daisies were present at that time, and therefore the oopsies daisies was non-exisitent, and no claim could have arisen at that time as the presence of oopsie daisies were not present and no imminent harm to the plantiff was pending. Also, this claim of oopsie daisies having a negative and deleterious impact on the election iS rAyCiSSSSSS

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themightykekfish 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dan bongino is that you

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

What gave me away?

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Rubieroo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The court grants the oopsies but is going to strike daisies"

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QANON__17 14 points ago +15 / -1

ANOTHER OOPSIE!

SO CLUMSY!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Return NOVA to DC, deny statehood. Problen solved

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plaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oopsie another department of state confidential document landed from Huma Abedin's computer into her wide open, vulnerable pedophile husband's publicly accessible rapeputer which any spy could've hacked while sexting with him over & over again for the 600 000th time in 4 years!

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shragae 138 points ago +138 / -0

and why do these "accidents" always favor Biden?

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NickG 86 points ago +86 / -0

You know I honestly think Biden might be the most lucky individual on the planet! I mean he has greater odds than winning the powerball 50 times in a row!

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bill_in_texas 51 points ago +51 / -0

Lottery tickets have more security than votes. Think about that.

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Italians_Invented_2A 23 points ago +23 / -0

Walmart has more security than the votes. Aren't there camera in Walmart watching and recording anything that the customers do, to prevent shoplifting?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

They now also have “AI” on the lookout for “suspicious behavior” watching the feeds in Walmart

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CuckS1ayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Luckiest man in the history of the universe.

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jbDonuts 50 points ago +50 / -0

Proof election fraud is not "widespread". It seems to be concentrated all in just one party. Nothing to see here.

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Pickinpox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come on man, it only affected as many ballots as were necessary to win the election.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like hillary's 9 consecutive coin tosses

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SimplePede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do you have to ask?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

The same reason that misleadia "mistakes" always favor Democrats.

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x79q3pb 67 points ago +67 / -0

Every single one of these votes is not "given to Biden" it's your vote cancelled, it's my vote cancelled, and the votes cancelled of everyone you know. It's no "oops" it's an attack on our very rights and your last chance of non-violence originated change.

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

But muh voter suppression

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john1234 31 points ago +32 / -1

Politifact:

"A Fairfax County official did make a clerical error when they reported votes shortly after midnight on Nov. 4, which mistakenly reported about 100,000 more Biden votes, said Gary Scott, Fairfax County elections director. They realized the error and corrected it within 10 minutes, Scott said. "

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sgttoporbottoms 22 points ago +22 / -0

That’s a big fuck up to even have in the first place

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sixfingerdildo 10 points ago +10 / -0

a test.

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john1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you check out the videos & see what kind of people work there, it's really no surprise.

They are corrupt & stupid enough to try that on purpose, and stupid enough to do that by mistake

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PhilippElhaus 5 points ago +6 / -1

Likely got caught as it was too obvious. Then talked his sorry ass out of it.

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Rudyard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes. This was a failed dump. Had to be a few of these.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were -- it happened two times that I have heard of; maybe more. The huge number of votes for Bidet were added in, then removed. And then it happened again. You could see it in the reported numbers as they changed.

There is a reason why Fairfax County is always the last to report its numbers, out of the entire state of Virginia. There is a reason why these "mistakes" always favor the democrats.

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john1234 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very much possible.

They probably made dozens of the "oopsies" and let the ones that republicans didn't notice stay

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CaptainMAGAmore2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This also happened in Lynchburg. I have screen shots. 17K votes disappeared overnight