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Steelflite 89 points ago +89 / -0

Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisies...

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NickG 60 points ago +60 / -0

Judge on the bench...of course case dismissed.

Next order on the docket a Trump supporter that owns his own business has been opened against the commissars orders... Judge..Death by firing squad!

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NickG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I find that oddly disturbing, that's why we fight like hell now because there is no next time with these people!

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kennedyc5217 12 points ago +12 / -0

Case Dismissed! I, the honorable and all-knowing Judge, hereby rule against common sense and the Constitution. As the plantiff did not bring this claim against the oopsies in adequate time, and therefore the daisies can not be voided. As the oopsie daises are already in place, I cannot, in corrupt faith, undo them. If the plantiff had brought a claim sooner against the "oopsies", I would have also dismissed as no daisies were present at that time, and therefore the oopsies daisies was non-exisitent, and no claim could have arisen at that time as the presence of oopsie daisies were not present and no imminent harm to the plantiff was pending. Also, this claim of oopsie daisies having a negative and deleterious impact on the election iS rAyCiSSSSSS

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themightykekfish 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dan bongino is that you

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

What gave me away?

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Rubieroo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"The court grants the oopsies but is going to strike daisies"