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Italians_Invented_2A 23 points ago +23 / -0

Walmart has more security than the votes. Aren't there camera in Walmart watching and recording anything that the customers do, to prevent shoplifting?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 12 points ago +12 / -0

My zipper has more security than our elections

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

So does mine, and the lock doesn't even work.

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Rubieroo 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I live in a barn with no door and have more security than the US presidential election"

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

“I swing freely in Michael Obama’s pants with no gaffer’s tape or athlete’s cup or anything, and we have more security than the US presidential election”

—Big Dick and Balls