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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is the kind of guy that needs Dad Jokes explained to him.

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +1 / -0

cashing checks

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r_u_srs_srsly 13 points ago +15 / -2

when she ends up killing herself, her parent will put her real name on her tombstone

still too real to believe

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Trumpmaga4eva [S] 2 points ago +8 / -6

The tombstone will say she is a FEMALE the obituary will say she is FEMALE The doctors report will say she is FEMALE

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +3 / -2

it's a shitpost and this fucking comment tree is meta shitpost about a former top post

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlB0okB3/for-all-the-trans-/

dear god every downvoter is a fucking retard

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +3 / -2

lol, caps lock key is on the left bro.

This comment tree is a direct quote from a top shitpost.

Spot a shill a mile away because downvotes don't actually do anything here so all you're doing is flagging yourself as a shill to the mods. Good work.

How smooth is your brain?

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r_u_srs_srsly -1 points ago +1 / -2

where is here? this thread? the only reason I'm coming back is by big beautiful (really is the beautifulest) bell keeps ringing.

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r_u_srs_srsly -1 points ago +4 / -5

have you tried to not be offended you fucking retard?

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlB0okB3/for-all-the-trans-/

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r_u_srs_srsly 0 points ago +3 / -3

lol, your reading comprehension is on point.

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r_u_srs_srsly -2 points ago +1 / -3

every time you comment we're just increasing the reload count and page views.

I can do this all day bay.

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KickingPugilist 1 point ago +2 / -1

We get it, man, how many times are you going to post this in this comment thread?

It's an entirely inconsequential submission anyway.

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r_u_srs_srsly 2 points ago +2 / -0

the guy you're replying to could be content to have the top response in the thread, correctly identifying it as a shitpost.

But nah, this bro is marching through this thread white-knighting an actor that doesn't even know his name.

We're not idiots, we know it's a shitpost

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao! Mathew, notice me!!

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KickingPugilist 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're a drama queen 😂

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stagolee 4 points ago +4 / -0

He seems like a pretty decent guy - so you probably shouldn’t post fake bullshit about him like a fucking asshole.

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NickG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cheap people gonna cheap out!

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JBlaze056 3 points ago +4 / -1

Karma whoring on the back of a lie. Low tier stuff OP.

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Mellifleur 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thought these posts were being banned.

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clintonsserver 2 points ago +2 / -0

These posts are retarded. Who gives a fuck?

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xeso 2 points ago +2 / -0

MM definitely is a based dude, but he wouldn't have said that.

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Nearlydearly2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deport Fake News!

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Uncle_Remus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gr8 b8 m8. R8 8/8.

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zanonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Real Texan would only advertise a truck

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cook_does 1 point ago +1 / -0

No

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Testosteroneape2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t like any Hollywood hypocrites. They all pall around with pedos.

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Filetsmignon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Matthew is NOT our guy. He's an Austin Libtard.

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ElKaio 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF, Failure to Launch is my favorite movie now?

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r_u_srs_srsly 0 points ago +1 / -1

this account is pretty clearly a reputation management firm acting on behalf of the actor to distance himself from the shitpost.

It's ok bro, we know it's not real.

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +1 / -0

You seem quite consumed by this debonk

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HeretostayUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope, cucked

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ElKaio 0 points ago +1 / -1

Damn Lol Matthew McConaughey with the kill shot

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ElKaio 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well id like to believe its true in Mathews heart lol

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ElKaio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus christ lol, chill you're fucking jets.

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polk_high_4_td 0 points ago +1 / -1

They're gonna kick him out of the club before too long. Then he can start making films with Dinesh.

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MuhSoy 0 points ago +1 / -1

DAMN

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