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Half of TDW now (media.thedonald.win) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by ak83 +4432 / -0
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Trumper008 316 points ago +318 / -2

Thats me 400k gone!

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ak83 [S] 171 points ago +173 / -2

It's dangerous out there. Take this Upvote.

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MemberingPWsR4Suckas 67 points ago +67 / -0

yeah...

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FondueFerret 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try manually checking your list of passwords if you use chrome, mine was still there despite the autofill not finding it!

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Albundy25 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's how i found mine

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Charles1525 3 points ago +3 / -0

Autofill came up blank but my Brave browser had it stored safe and sound.

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FondueFerret 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah same, thankfully

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AscendantDonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y'all got logged out too?

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Patriot76 34 points ago +34 / -0

And My Axe

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MentalyStable 10 points ago +10 / -0

And my Bow!

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neurojerk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aragorn: Tell me what your elf eyes see!

Legolas: Fucking fraud bro!!!!!

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deport_from_kekistan 32 points ago +32 / -0

And get a damn password manager, you muppets.

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Ameronaut 10 points ago +10 / -0

passw0rd

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YourTendiesWillBurn 10 points ago +10 / -0

[email protected]_th1nk$_he'$_h0+_5h1+

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, that's mine! Glad you don't know who I am, you could get into my accounts.

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Illhavetwoplease19 2 points ago +2 / -0

Skippy

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

(He isn’t)

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ParadigmShift2070 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter2

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DuelPorpoise 4 points ago +4 / -0

cept that's why a lot of people are having problems.

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deport_from_kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmn? Because the domain changed? I use 1Password, it doesn’t tie things to a specific domain unless you tell it to. Browser password managers are... not optimal, but get thinking done in many cases.

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Chopblock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dec 8 GOTO Dec 6

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wtfwheresmyaccount -2 points ago +1 / -3

I didnt fucking forget my password, I always use the same one, and why doesnt the reset password works anyway? Why doesnt the search function work? It worked before.

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Alpha_plus 55 points ago +55 / -0

Don't rely on password autosaves. That's how so many people get their info hacked.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 22 points ago +23 / -1

I always write mine down in my Notes app then put it in secure folder

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RoccoNC 37 points ago +37 / -0

I write them on a paper notepad and put it in a safe. "Anything stored digitally can be stolen."Dr. Halsey Halo Series

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +8 / -0

Always back up secure important data in at least two places. Ideally three minimum.

Don't back up your passwords in a digital place. You could encrypt it, but you should write them down in the physical world.

Google deleted 2 years of video work that I thought was safer in "the cloud" than lugging around spinning external hard drives in a backpack.

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BigMikesBlackCock 15 points ago +16 / -1

I just always make my passwords 1234 that way i never forget

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I use a password manager https://keepass.info/

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Jabron661 14 points ago +15 / -1

Here is my pro-tip, its proven to work for me, and others I have shared it with.

Make your password in a format that is easy to remember, but random, here is how you can do that, and its as secure as any random string of random letters\numbers.

Make your password an email address... hear me out.

What you do is choose two short 3 or 4 letter words that are not related then use the @ symbol, then two more short words, toss a number on the end if required, and a capital on the third word if required.

Something like this...

[email protected] or [email protected]

This way, you get a silly, short, but easy to remember password that is secure, not because of the randomness, but the length. This will end up as a 15 to 20 character password that also has a symbol, and a number and caps if required.

Make a note of it when created and after you type it a few times, you will associate it with what ever account you are using, then toss the notes.

Read up on password cracking, many are stolen through phishing, and if that happens then no password strength matters, but against brute force or "guessing" attacks, this password would be rated "very strong", again, not for the randomness, but the length.

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Casualize 11 points ago +11 / -0

IMPRESSIVE LENGTH

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Impressive length

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GreenPrivilegedFren 1 point ago +1 / -0

BIGLY

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bidensmissingbrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just an addendum to this: You should never ever use the same password twice. Password complexity means nothing if, as Jabron mentioned, you get phished and use the same password for 6 different sites. Make no mistake, thieves will not hesitate to try a username/password combo across a few hundred popular websites to see what sticks and often do get some hits.

Of course, this means you'll likely end up with a lot of passwords because most people have lots of different account. So taking the time to set up and use a password manager (Keepass, Myki, Dashlane, etc) is a huge help in the long run and well worth it.

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 9 points ago +9 / -0

Use Veracrypt to make an encrypted container then you can store your passwords in there. Just remember the decryption key for your encrypted container.

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WinMoreReeLess 10 points ago +10 / -0

Keypass is the FOSS/OSI certified secure password manager. It had been arround for over a decade. Great little program.

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aaaronsohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or if you run on linux, bitwarden is also open source and secure.

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Uridumas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it Keypass or Keepass?

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great till it gets hacked. FBI gave up trying to decrypt veracrypt's predecessor.

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OfficerNasty 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's why I use my username as my password. Big brain plays.

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Checked

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Anon1970 11 points ago +12 / -1

Mebbe TDW 'accidentally' upgraded to Dominion software?

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PaulieM91 3 points ago +3 / -0

no, because I can't updoot multiple times and they're still only worth just 1 doot

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

But are you a democrat?

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PaulieM91 1 point ago +1 / -0

good point

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touché.

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cjcivicx 5 points ago +6 / -1

Right?

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7SEAS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, and I’m proud of my 200-400 range!

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ElectricChad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Took me hours to remember mine.

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Silencemennow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Internet points. I just didn't want to be a handshake.

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E-dantes 108 points ago +110 / -2

A day that shall live in infamy

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ak83 [S] 49 points ago +50 / -1

F

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Silencemennow 40 points ago +41 / -1

More pedes were lost during the great login domain change than the great reddit exodus.

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WeinerLapTop 11 points ago +11 / -0

Facts.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Conspiracists believe that the admins had intel it was coming, but did nothing to prevent it....

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Grilledpepe 97 points ago +97 / -0

maybe this was intentional to stop all the people who turned into karma whores. updoots are secondary to holding the line!

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hailXenu 77 points ago +83 / -6

<==== updoot here if you hate karma whores!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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Useful_Vidiots 38 points ago +39 / -1

LOL!

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Grilledpepe 23 points ago +23 / -0

I see what you did there.....

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hailXenu 15 points ago +15 / -0

There are 30 posts like that every day. Annoying.

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta farm those bitcoins somehoe.

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Ameronaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Upvote if you like Trump!!!

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PeaceThroughStrength 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking take it you clown!

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hailXenu 6 points ago +6 / -0

🤡🎺🎺

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clown trumpet duets?

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m conflicted.

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germs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or doubling our total number of users. Lol

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ak83 [S] 72 points ago +73 / -1

Half of the new Password: RiggedElection!

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kag-2020- 24 points ago +24 / -0

Needs a number for that extra 10 powers: RiggedElection2020!

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ak83 [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

RiggedElection!1776-IHEARTCUCUMBERS

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Impressive length!

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Silencemennow 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am the ak83 now.

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MikesBigJockstrap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump likes Cucumbers because he's put the Democrats in a pickle.

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BishopofBlackpool 8 points ago +8 / -0

SydneyPowell1776

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cjcivicx 58 points ago +60 / -2

Another reason why us old guys will always win...

We keep our passwords in these magical things called "notebooks".

Physical things that we can flip through and read what we need to when needed, even when electricity doesn't work or the internet changes something.

Password managers are nice, but notebooks are forever (Unless you lose em!)...

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GretaCornburg 32 points ago +34 / -2

most hacks are inside jobs from stuff like written down passwords

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hloblart 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yep, do not do this at work or if you rent.

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hloblart 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah, they still often figure it out. I have used serial numbers on random objects though.

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about u: and p:?

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not enough high ascii.

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JuanTitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just write things that remind me which password I used, they still have to connect some dots.

Like I have one that is like 30 characters that I just have to write down a couple to know what it is.

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human_warrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

landlord gonna get shot if he walks in without notice.

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kag-2020- 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

Need to be physically present to obtain that which is an enormous hurdle. And you can easily make that exponentially harder by adding characters onto what you write down. Beats any password manager, lets you use incredibly difficult passwords to remember, different on each account. The only reason why I think it's advised against is because it is the most secure option and government workers hate working. Most hacks are not from inside jobs from stuff written down. Brute force electronic hacks are ridiculously easy to accomplish, same with exploits in password managers. The notion that there are more spies breaking into peoples houses than random people cracking terrible passwords is laughable.

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yep.

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ak83 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

fact. working in government, I have seen a lot of user names and passwords written on tape on monitors. Most fed workers Inrun into are drooling morons.

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cjcivicx 7 points ago +8 / -1

Can confirm. We once had an LT plug a brand new 17 inch MacBook into the SIPRnet.

The post commander made her bring to the next range day and film herself destroying it.

We never had anyone plug their computer into a secret drop ever again!

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HereComesTrouble 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen people put it on the back of pictures on their desks. Taped to the bottom of the keyboard, too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

All depends who has access

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hailXenu 11 points ago +11 / -0

Memory master race

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MrSir 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have to remember the home phone numbers of my childhood friends. I cant just be remembering current things all willy nilly

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Impressive if you can do that for your crytpo currency stuff.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

bet you always had nice grades in school using that trick

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +2 / -1

I don't have much of a memory anymore. Gotta have a backup plan for aging....

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GlacialSpeed 9 points ago +10 / -1

IT guy here.

Loads of "hacks" and stolen info come from notebook/sticky note passwords.

We're a free country and you are free to write down passwords and also free to slap mountain lions in the face. But I like all of you so I'm giving out the PSA - both of those open you up to an attack.

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cjcivicx 8 points ago +10 / -2 (edited)

I have my CCNA, as well as N+,S+ ( I know, i know they are lower level certs, but I was a 25Q in the Army, we had to get them because we were basically 25Bs by the end of my career...might as well keep them current, right).

Doesnt mean good old fashioned pen and paper isn't superior when kept in a safe place, particularly in a safe as i do. Not like I keep it sitting out in the open with "Important stuff like passwords" written on the front.

But good looking out!

🍻

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Silencemennow 11 points ago +11 / -0

I had to barf up the capsule I swallowed and find my microscope to login.

They teach you this stuff in glowie school.

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cjcivicx 6 points ago +7 / -1

You... I like you!

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Silencemennow 5 points ago +5 / -0

you're my second favorite person.

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a fucking gem comment. Diamond in the rough no doubt

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GlacialSpeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha, your resume is very similar to mine only you went the networking route after serving and I took up database work.

God help us all if we lose this.

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +2 / -1

in my best dinosaur voice

Eh, its a living!"

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I leave honeypot sticky notes for China Poo.

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Sum_devil 8 points ago +8 / -0

I got that ole 12345 luggage combination for everything

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Sixty2ndAssassin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey! I've got the same combination on my planetary shield!

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +4 / -1

A fellow Spaceballs fan, I see!

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m kind f half and half. I store my passwords but I wrote down the password to the place in which my passwords are stored. XD

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AR15 23 points ago +23 / -0

Name checks out

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Probably-Pooping 18 points ago +18 / -0

I wish. I’d trade remembering my password for half the things you mentioned.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 5 points ago +5 / -0

You forgot about the rice and beans. And toilet paper.

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TraitorJoes 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't care about my 10 thousands of fake internet points...

I lost all my saved informational posts and all the best memes.

:(

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cjcivicx 11 points ago +12 / -1

This is the real tragedy of the great SSO wave of 2020...

RIP Information!

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WeinerLapTop 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think some of our better librarians and meme historians should share their wealth and replenish us after the Great Library of Kekistan burned.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can retrieve your old account via mods or admin. Expect this to take a while, as I expect there'll be a backlog ...

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet your password is: CantThinkOfPassWord

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lmao 5 points ago +5 / -0

bet your password is Nervous

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm busted.

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OppaiZuriZuri 18 points ago +18 / -0

Cruel, but true. XD

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ak83 [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

They logged all users out due to some server wizardry.

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JuanTitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never got logged out. Or maybe it is because I was logged in on Omegacanada.

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MyAuntFanny 11 points ago +11 / -0

Does this handshake icon make me look fat?

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MyAuntFanny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait. Now that I posted that I don't see a handshake? Is there one?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes Fren

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GoldenSpirals 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jokes on yall. I just use the same password for everything.

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Probably-Pooping 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s written on a post-it note stuck to the bottom of your keyboard, right?

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VelveetaJohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s on my dashboard, bigot

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inquimous 10 points ago +10 / -0

😑

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

kekekekek

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LanaForge 3 points ago +5 / -2

It took me literally 10 seconds to look up what the password was for td.win on firefox lockwise, quite impossible to remember since I use randomly generated strong passes for 90% of the things.

I gotta laugh at people that don't use password managers and instead use a single password (which they have written down somewhere in most cases) that will compromise everything if one low security website has a breach

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LanaForge 2 points ago +3 / -1

The moment you register an account you are "trusting others to store your password" are you not? the only assurance you have is that it will be encrypted on their servers.

The only possible way to be sure is to live off the grid completely, yeah sure I guess I could just put all the generated password on a .txt file inside a veracrypt container, but I tend not to be THAT much paranoid, just a master password protecting the logins is enough for me, and no, I don't like syncing them with other devices

Some convenience is welcome.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly! I will never store my pw here on Google's cloud or such. No email attached either. And mods / admin can still retrieve your account

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Ashigaru 1 point ago +1 / -0

Independent encrypted password manager software with export capability are worthwhile. Like 1Password. Don’t rely on browser managers

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

firefox password manager can tell you what your password is

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r_u_srs_srsly 1 point ago +6 / -5

there is no password manager that won't let you move creds from one domain to another

total gasslight.

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CommieCrats 5 points ago +5 / -0

we have the best shill filters folks, there was some collateral damage

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GiveMe1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

I don’t know about all these cucks I see posting this shit, but I don’t need to know a single god damn password to execute a politician for treason.

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try4gain 4 points ago +4 / -0

hunter2

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pimpdaddypayne 4 points ago +4 / -0

All I see is *******

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello Mr Podesta!

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JuanTitor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter02 for life

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even if you had your password auto-saved either in a password manager or browser, you can still see the password if you go into the settings and enter your info. I know mine is stored with my Apple ID and I was able to go in and see the password.

The only people who should have “lost” their accounts are people who didn’t have it saved, but were just kept logged in and forgot the PW.

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COCOMOJOE 3 points ago +3 / -0

The strong will survive!

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Heckles 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is me.

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO!

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greatgonzochops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I for one, did not forget my password. It did take me 30 minutes before I realized I was logged out though.

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Probably-Pooping 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use the dark theme. It makes it painfully obvious when you’re logged out. Literally - That bright white background hurts my eyes.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone explain what's going on? I've been out of it for a week and I come back and half the page is people talking about their passwords.

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Admins implemented Single Sign On (SSO) across all the .win communities, so now you don't have to have separate accounts. It forced them to log everyone out one time.

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ciaramella_is_gay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I forgot mine, hell I didn't even know how to spell my username but luckily my password manager stored it.

Brave to the rescue.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brave is the best

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanted to upvote, so i had to remember my password. Doge pun smiley face here i did.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got lucky I forgot my password very early on and found out password recovery didn't work and it wasn't saved in my browser. I was able to find out the password somehow and saved it.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

First time?

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mujahidm810 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! i just assumed that i did something wrong and logged back in.

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JennMarie2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm part of that 2nd half..... ;)

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Artisane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is there no password reset feature?

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you give your real email address?

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Artisane 1 point ago +1 / -0

A valid email address? Of course. Why wouldn't I?

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of people sign up for accounts without giving an email because they'd rather be anonymous. So if that were the case, obviously you couldn't reset your password. And a password reset option may be a lower priority just because so many aren't giving their emails anyway.

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Kekception 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol kekception never forgets! MAGA since the beginning. MAGA since Reddit. Don’t worry fellow gray handshakes. We will get you back!

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Chat_Shit_Get_Banged 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO Thats me

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AdeptTrump_II 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel attacked.

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has been deboonked people have been given there passwords they just have to stand 30 feet away so you can’t actually see them.

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hailXenu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't need a pw to clack-a-lacka.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never forget my password

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Saltydog638 2 points ago +2 / -0

First Guess! back in the action!

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RONIN808 2 points ago +2 / -0

FFS guys go into your privacy and security settings in your browser and just look up your old saved password for thedonald.win this isn't hard people.

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warlord1 2 points ago +3 / -1

The only people bitching about losing their passwords are people making these stale ass, gay memes.

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Titanium5 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still feel that way. Didn't forget my password.

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xCavator2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fauk. That’s okay! Same with the #1 lol

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Marble68 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL - So funny.

Seriously, Mods - there has to be a way to put the sign in back on the home page for a day or two - and when people authenticate, make them change their password and set a cookie so the authentication is gone.

or something .. right?

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DaesDaemar 1 point ago +1 / -0

thankfully remembers, having not written it down anywhere

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