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TeslaTimeMachine 51 points ago +51 / -0

You just forgot your password, admit it. ;)

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fthecoup 18 points ago +18 / -0

kek

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Oback_Barama 46 points ago +46 / -0

And if someone shows you a hand with 6 aces, you don't just throw up your hands and say "oh well, I guess you won!"

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RussianAgent13 29 points ago +29 / -0

He was the most popular poker player in history and it was the most secure poker game in history!

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Bluestorm83 17 points ago +17 / -0

And despite having the smallest hand ever recorded, he had a record 13 card royal flush!

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MrDonaldTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

And when somebody else at the table refuses to let anybody inspect the cards, pretty sure that person is in on the scam as well.

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BasedInFact 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nailed it.

Folks, please clap.

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fthecoup 7 points ago +7 / -0

underrated comment

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

GG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Vla1ne 22 points ago +22 / -0

Funny thing is, there was a lower stamdard of evidence even this year. A literal pothead got access to dominion before judges would let trump look at them. Kanye west, KANYE. FUCKING. WEST. had more mail in votes votes rejected on signature check (both total and percentage wise) than biden.

Trump seems to be the only person who is meeting opppsition to his requests, despite having 100x more evidence on display than any election contest ever.

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fthecoup 10 points ago +10 / -0

because they are guilty as hell. 100 million Americans are going to be eternally pissed off if thjs fraud stands.

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50red 9 points ago +9 / -0

What was the number mentioned by that based Doctor in the MI hearings? 71% of the ballots cannot be opened to be verified?

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RussianAgent13 7 points ago +7 / -0

That sounds about right. The democrats kept trying to DEBONK her and then said it's only 71% of mail-in ballots. I yelled at them MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE THE PROBLEM YOU MORONS!

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Bogey 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you catch someone with a card up their sleeve, you don't have to prove they played it to have them kicked out as a cheater.

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AlexandriaOafishCunt 7 points ago +7 / -0

The analogy is good until you realize they slipped in extra cards from up their sleeves. To extend the metaphor we need to audit the deck to see how many extra aces are in there!

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MrDonaldTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

And the other person at the table who says the cards shouldn't be inspected. Might want to include them in the scam too.

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Rusty_Bungus 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have outstanding proof in GA and in the other states where dead people voted. How about the Michigan bait and switch dead list. Bogus 14k list is deboonked while legit 10k list is ignored. So fucky and so predictable. Fuck MSM, fo' real.

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PhantomShield72 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have to love the legal games the bought and paid for Judges are playing with this.

Complain about a system set up for rigging - "Hey, you have no case here - nothing has happened yet."

Complain about the rigged result you saw coming - "Hey, you have no case here - you should have brought this up months ago..."

1 7 7 6 will commence again.

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sentient-potato 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed!

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Ichabod 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should always be an audit even when someone folds.

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Lautruch3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden played 5 aces in a poker game and can't understand why he's not being paid out.....

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jackwerntz 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the election was accomplished with no cheating, an audit will show that. Anyone saying anything to the contrary is just dissembling.

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

our elections aren't free and open to convince the winner's they won, they are that way to convince the losers they lost fair and square.

If the democrats had won honestly their response would be "investigate all you want, here's the keys. Hurry up but don't stop packing, moving day is still jan 20."

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pup1pup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Player: That guy cheated, he was switching cards the whole time!

Courts: Sorry, you should have complained BEFORE he cheated. Now it's too late.

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MN217 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t believe this is how we conduct our elections.

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Unbent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Republic Status: 🍌

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't stop bank robbers before they rob the bank, and if you catch them with the money later- it is not to late for them to pay for their crime

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mrmontgom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Borrowed that analogy. Thanks!

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also liked the idea of shooting the cheater at the poker table right through the heart. All while looking him straight in the eyes

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be vetted publicly even if all contenders fold. The American people deserve real transparency regardless. If they are all making backroom deals for a winner, then no audit or public observation would allow the corruption to continue. If we played it like a legit lottery would make more sense. You can't claim the win without proof shown to the public. In my mind. No one should concede an election ever, until a full audit takes place every time.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the most important part to any process. The transparency. If you can’t even have that, any democracy runs the risk of being an oligarchy.....

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Chompz 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's why they're going to jail.

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Buck_oh_five 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden slapped down 5 aces and he’s has no idea why guns are drawn.

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not seeing how elections have to be proven guilty, they have to prove they're innocent.

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jacquire14 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct - Burden of proof in the election. Do you have legitimate votes to back your claim of victory or not?

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TruthWillOut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very true 🙂👍