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Increase the COVID!!! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by igolfohio ago by igolfohio +7683 / -0
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JohnStark 105 points ago +106 / -1

Pack in airplanes and ride in those germ tubes for a few hours is ok but don’t you dare go to a restaurant for dinner you might think catch the virus.

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Brobold 65 points ago +65 / -0

No it's fine once you're sitting down eating. It's walking to your table that's risky.

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plastic_Strawman 41 points ago +41 / -0

Whoever came up with that policy should be congratulated for redefining retarded.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well then, let me introduce you to... Putting the mask up in between bites.

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plastic_Strawman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congratulations!

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McSimply 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about wearing a mask when you're at home by yourself?

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dontCensorMeBro 14 points ago +14 / -0

it's settled science that viruses can't attack you while you sit on the table and take in your food.
You deadly-pandemic-that-literally-kills-us-all-denier !!

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603win 2 points ago +2 / -0

The covid miasma occupies the entire 5’-6’ flight level, that’s why the engines on planes don’t need masks. You too can walk to your table without a mask if you use stilts 🤡🌎

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pelosis_liver 9 points ago +9 / -0

And remember to pray at home