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PhantomShield72 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hey - this is America.

They get a choice - Rope, Firing Squad, Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Gas Chamber.

We have the best Capital Punishment options, believe me.

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Dustin_Turdeau 8 points ago +8 / -0

Helicopter.

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ChokingOnARedpill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why not all five?

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StarsandStripes4Ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

I keep hoping someone comes up with a "MICROWAVE" option...

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a molten fucking pepperoni hot pocket.

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like rope. It leaves a decoration behind.