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>Right Wing Health Squads (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by catsfive ago by catsfive +3951 / -2
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we_won_the_war_jack 347 points ago +348 / -1

Things that didn't happen.

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Spongebob1808 131 points ago +132 / -1

More like three little wise men....Ms. comorbidity

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BloodDe 71 points ago +71 / -0

That’s hysterical

The other day I was waking down the road in Guam and 3 locals got out of their car and started throwing beer bottles at me because I’m white. Long story short, I didn’t shed a tear.

True story

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OGpsywar 30 points ago +30 / -0

Be careful about getting too many beer bottles piled up on just one side of the tiny island ..

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FirstOfHisName 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hank Johnson is that you?

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Prussian_Pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Licks Lips Du yuu happin ta kno!?

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elodrian 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are local Guamians like Hawaiians or something?

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BloodDe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sort of but they’ve been conquered by so many countries they don’t have a really precise identity. Some look Hispanic, some look Japanese... it’s like that. The traditional Chammoran is probably most similar to a Semoan.

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CheekyBastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't they be called Guamish?

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LiveFreeDieFree 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sorry bruh, we thought you was ghost. Hafa adai.

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BloodDe 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s all good y’all throw like Philipinas

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XithePooh 10 points ago +10 / -0

ms. comorbesity*

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Spongebob1808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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YourTendiesWillBurn 31 points ago +31 / -0

Those 3 white boys names? Albert Einstein, George Washington, and Shaun King.

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HuntedVVumpus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauerkraut, cherries, collard greens.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 9 points ago +10 / -1

REEEEEEEEEE! They were fat shaming little racist agents of the patriarchy and cishet oppression!

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KillCommiesStackBodi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clearly she aint color blind because she see's all the snacks

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

So now making healthier choices is considered white privilege. ILL TAKE IT!!! 💪🏻

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Chick-fill-eh 58 points ago +58 / -0

Things that doesn't, but should happen.

Go around helping all these mask people be healthy. It's for the greater good!

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1776Philly 24 points ago +24 / -0

A friend who works at Evergreen State (formerly based college destroyed by leftists and globalist elitists) told me that five or six colleagues are running around the community being Covid Stasi against strangers who don't want to suffocate on their own waste gases. They bitch out these strangers, scream for security, etc., then demand they wear masks because--they outright/blatantly explain--they, being overweight and not liking exercise, have the right to be protected.

IOW they know they are unhealthy slobs, but now they can weaponize it against the freedom and health of others.

They are supposedly "working at home for safety," but the friend says none of them has done a single thing by way of "work" since February. But they're still making $60,000+ a year, plus benefits. Taxpayer funded. He calls them the UBIse--obese but with Universal Basic Income way higher than the median individual income for the community.

Obamacare in a nutshell. Socialism for deadwood, paid for by the productive.

Two of these UBIse demons go out at night and destroy/terrorize for BLM/Antifa.

There's just no push back.

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Hoshi 21 points ago +21 / -0

She might lose 300 pounds

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Jackhererer 22 points ago +22 / -0

Then she could breathe again.

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Darkheartisland 14 points ago +15 / -1

Based Nigerians

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dakin116 40 points ago +41 / -1

Like how every liberal knows 5 people who have died from Covid

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Curlybill 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose noticed that only friends of libs die of coof

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elodrian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know two covid survivors. There will probably be support groups once groups are permitted again.

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Trump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

They may as well get together as a group since they're now immune.

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Margincrew 11 points ago +11 / -0

Definitely didn't happen. Laugh at her? Maybe. Replace her stuff? Nope

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Bluestorm83 87 points ago +87 / -0

Falso. She can't get pregnant, as she's too fat.

And also male.

And also unhumpable.

But if anything like this DID happen, I would imagine that it was kids trying to steal snacks, and get rid of the healthy shit their mom or dad gave them.

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gropedbybiden 12 points ago +12 / -0

hitting that shit from the back must be like punching corn starch really hard.

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HillarysHairyAss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, what? She can’t get pregnant? Oh, right, she must have taken the covid vaccine.

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Jimmy_Russler 11 points ago +11 / -0

and gay

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censorthisss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely fake lol

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Youobeynow 87 points ago +88 / -1

Well, if you want me to pay for your healthcare, the first step would be allowing me to decide what you eat. This goes for anyone on food stamps, the sole in some way, etc. If I'm forced to pay for someone else's insurance, by God I will do everything I can so they are not a burden to my pocketbook. I'd go as far as to make PT mandatory for the fatties.

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 34 points ago +36 / -2

Amen. The "free" healthcare landwhales don't realize it's a double edged sword. Aside from it enslaving doctors, it regulates your life so much more.

You can't go to a restaurant in Canada and expect to be able to find a burger that is more raw than fucking medium well because taxpayers shouldn't pay for your ecoli.

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Wtf_socialismreally 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait is that true?

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes, I used to go skiing at a resort about an hour north of Montreal for every year for a few years. I constantly forgot about their totalitarianism and make the same mistake of trying to order a medium rare burger at some point and would be swiftly reminded of the consequences of socialized medicine.

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CantStumpTheTrump -7 points ago +2 / -9

I mean, being able to get a medium rare burger all depends on the ground meat the use, some can be served more raw than others...

There are tons of places you can't get a medium raw burger...wtf are you going on about?

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1776part2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Medium rare not medium raw. Medium Rare by definition is already cooked past the temperature of bacteria surviving

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DiscoverAFire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. And as we all know, governments are excellent at following logic and science when passing laws.

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Prometheus76 8 points ago +8 / -0

I lived in Canada 25 years ago, so it might have changed since then, but they cooked the hell out of burgers when I was there. I understand medium, but we're talking hockey pucks. Their favorite move was to cook them from frozen patties. Awful.

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empressgold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aye, we can’t get unpasteurized milk up here either. Complete bullocks.

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

If that happened you better believe that is what I’d be doing. Fortunately it is not going it happen.

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WildSauce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely. I've always thought that health insurance should adopt the same model as auto insurance. Higher rates for people who are higher risks. If you are some obese landwhale who has a 100% chance of diabetes or heart disease then you are higher risk, and should pay more for your insurance. Make health insurance incentivize good health just like auto insurance incentivizes safe driving.

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TickleTh1sElmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is actually something I plan on arguing once I get into politics.

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Tokens_Worth 29 points ago +29 / -0

FUCKING ROFL

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 26 points ago +26 / -0

Jesse Smolett has entered the chat

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

crap left my bleach at home

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Deadsilos 18 points ago +18 / -0

If you can make us wear a mask for “health reasons” we should be able to take away your all your Twinkies, Funyons and frozen taquitos.

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PeaceThroughStrength 16 points ago +16 / -0

T O P B A N T S

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Krig2 16 points ago +16 / -0

What a bigot... not protecting our collective health by eating healthy. /s

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AngryAsian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean, it doesn't look like eating some fruits and veggies would kill him

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ItsOKtoVoteTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

why is their race relevant?

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Build_the_Narwhal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because her lies earn extra virtue signal points that way.

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because the hoax of white supremacy and black victimization must be pushed at all costs to maintain control over the sheep.

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to listen to colin flahetry.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do. Jared Taylor of American Renaissance is great too. AIU to a lesser extent. Of course all of them have been pushed to bitchute because they dare to expose the truth.

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lot of pedes need to go there.i like this site but the way people react to some facts shows that they are not yet ready to receive some hard red pills.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, but it has gotten much better than when this site first started. I’m not called a racist nearly as much for just dropping truth bombs lately.

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems people are waking up and seeing the problems with pure civic nationalism, especially in this period of anti-white hatred. when I am called a "racist", I just tell the person I am not concerned by a useless word.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wear it as a badge of honor now.

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the fellas are always looking for gibs and fun.

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SpookySpook 10 points ago +10 / -0

From the creators of RIGHT WING FIRE SQUADS

comes

RIGHT WING HEALTH SQUADS

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67Vert 9 points ago +9 / -0

She should have said thank you

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top_eagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Truth: Three little white boys came in and didn't notice her.

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Salt-N-Pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

She looks like Rachel-Richard

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purple_nitrile 5 points ago +5 / -0

She looks like she ate Rachel-Richard

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Ogcarvattack 6 points ago +6 / -0

as a stoner i am immediately skeptical of post on 4/20.

As a critical thinker (thanks to the weed and quite time) i immediately discount any story that injects race.

but i love racist jokes.

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Bldg_2019 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the type of bitch who’s weak as fuck and a total basket case, but probably has Wonder Woman shit all over her apartment.

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have to have goals............maybe Wonder Woman is her ideal.

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dykstra89 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol based. i'm gonna pretend it really happened.

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frenpede211 5 points ago +5 / -0

Best thing that ever happened to her. No one wants to see your biscuit eating ass in public anyway

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Modernturnkey 5 points ago +6 / -1

If they can force me to wear a mask for my "health", they can replace her donuts with broccoli for her "health".

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RS34ME 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seriously, look at her username. If you're so ashamed of your body, then why use "laurasaur" as a username. SMDH

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Testosteroneape2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol I imagine she is constantly on the verge of tears but never manages to squeeze one out because of her raging bitterness.

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theDialecticalPlaya 5 points ago +5 / -0

This "on the verge of tears" melodrama never happened. Judging from her prodigious size, she probably ate the children.

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GarnetDragon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"They see me rollin', I ate 'em."

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47urOFH3d 4 points ago +4 / -0

...buying what I needed...

...my snacks...

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DrMarcyM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea ok Laura.

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Pixel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Laura, I wish this actually did happen because you are a fucking LAND WHALE.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take "Utter Bullshit" for 700 Alex

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Medicnz2 3 points ago +3 / -0

FRUIT AND VEG ARE LITERALLY NOOSES TO FAT WOMEN

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside from this not even happening, what would them being white even matter in the context of the situation?

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my_pw_is_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snacks are not “needed” bitch

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

REEEEEEEE 😂

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TexasSupreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

wHiTe BoYs REEEEEEE

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, my 3 year old asked me with tears in her eyes, why is this false information?

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mehemson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish this did happen, hell, I'm gonna make it happen.

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John_McFly 2 points ago +2 / -0

She meant the cafeteria workers at the low security mental health facility.

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GrizzlyAnonbatman1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat people problems

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Weallseethetruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is a laurasaur?? Is that part of the whale family or hippo??? Maybe swine??? 😁

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dixond 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking LOL.

The fact that someone would think it was a good idea to just make up a story like this; that is the icing on the cake

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Margincrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

So on 4 20, you are so High that you started seeing 'little white boys trolling you'? Put those edibles DOWN!