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>Right Wing Health Squads (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by catsfive ago by catsfive +3951 / -2
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BloodDe 71 points ago +71 / -0

That’s hysterical

The other day I was waking down the road in Guam and 3 locals got out of their car and started throwing beer bottles at me because I’m white. Long story short, I didn’t shed a tear.

True story

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OGpsywar 30 points ago +30 / -0

Be careful about getting too many beer bottles piled up on just one side of the tiny island ..

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FirstOfHisName 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hank Johnson is that you?

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Prussian_Pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Licks Lips Du yuu happin ta kno!?

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elodrian 17 points ago +17 / -0

Are local Guamians like Hawaiians or something?

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BloodDe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sort of but they’ve been conquered by so many countries they don’t have a really precise identity. Some look Hispanic, some look Japanese... it’s like that. The traditional Chammoran is probably most similar to a Semoan.

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CheekyBastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shouldn't they be called Guamish?

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LiveFreeDieFree 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sorry bruh, we thought you was ghost. Hafa adai.

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BloodDe 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s all good y’all throw like Philipinas

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