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posted ago by dobie ago by dobie +5940 / -2
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MagaChief 701 points ago +703 / -2

🚨This claim about puppy fraud is disputed!

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bangbus 467 points ago +468 / -1

The DOJ and FBI put more resources into the fake noose and the guy who rigged the McDonalds Monopoly game than they did on election integrity. It’s really amazing.

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IMMORTAN_TRUMP 280 points ago +282 / -2

The Annual budget of the Department of "Justice" is 28 billion dollars, and they have over 100,000 lawyers and other employees. So the big question is, what exactly do you do here?

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Nameless_Mofo 191 points ago +192 / -1

I deal with the asshole citizens so the ruling class don't have to!

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RuleoVicus 59 points ago +61 / -2

😂

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Nameless_Mofo 53 points ago +53 / -0

Ah, a fellow Office Space fan I see. Glad I'm not the only one waiting for the traitors to go to federal pound me in the ass prison!

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ArchbishopofKekistan 43 points ago +43 / -0

If you think about it, Dominion could realistically use the defense of "putting a decimal point in the wrong place"...

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Nameless_Mofo 34 points ago +34 / -0

Sure, and of course the obvious reply is "why do voting machines need algorithms and decimal places?" For fraud, obviously.

FRAUD VITIATES EVERYTHING.

- SCOTUS

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sgtnoodle 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because a whole lot of fraud is bad but a wee bit of fraud is okay?

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SwanS0ng 15 points ago +15 / -0

First thing I thought of when their vote skimming scheme was described

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raytwentynine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure except votes don't need decimals

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thingaboutarsenal 19 points ago +20 / -1

I'm a people person God damnit!

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davidmode 6 points ago +6 / -0

beat me to it :D

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FTR12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs more flair

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kebabdrogo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.

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Ganath 3 points ago +3 / -0

With the lack of action we have seen from him wouldn’t it be more like a case of the fridays?

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

£MeToo

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Good_Behavior_Day 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you know what I'd do if I had a million fraudulent ballots? Two chicks at one time.

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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schiff_for_brains 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think you need COOP PLOTTERS

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Rubieroo 11 points ago +11 / -0

They also hate bootleg raw milk runners, but those sneaky milk bootleggers are getting hard to find. SWAT Team standing by.....

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Normal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most succinct comment ever.

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you fren. 😄 I aim to please. (You aim too, please. 😂 )

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johnrambo 15 points ago +17 / -2

I take orders from the democraps! IM GOOD WITH YHE GOD DAMN DEMOCRAPS!!! WHAT THE HELL OS WRONG WITH YOUNPEOPLE!!!!

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +5 / -1

😂

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +11 / -1

$28 billion buys a LOT of extra crispy.

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BasedInFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good. Cuz Barr’s really fat.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 3 points ago +3 / -0

"we do chicken right!"

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What_password 30 points ago +31 / -1

Hey now, Barr ate a lot of McDs trying to win that game. He had to do something about that, it just wasn't fair.

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RussianBot6969 14 points ago +15 / -1

IT WAS HIS TURN!

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

That one time Trump brought all that McD food to the white house all the tokens were stolen... now we know who the real hamburgler was.

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Onemoretime11 18 points ago +19 / -1

Yup

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HillarysStrapOn 11 points ago +12 / -1

Spent more time on the tweet than the rest of that shit too

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Shoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

That guy was a legend ngl

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PatPede1 62 points ago +62 / -0

A week or so ago I read they were going after the National Association of Realtors for antitrust. Thanks for keeping us safe from realtors....one of the most highly regulated businesses in the country.

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NickG 36 points ago +36 / -0

Well Realtors help provide homes, when you help provide homes the government can't put you in their amazing housing!

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FliesTheFlag 23 points ago +23 / -0

That is their end game, kill the middle class, make them all have to declare bankruptcy, force them to give their homes to the govt, govt turns around and rents it back to them via some welfare program the person is now on. They want all the land and us dependent and controlled by them.

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NickG 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah cause if your shit is paid off then your taxes will go up more and more! I am tired guys! There is a point that a person works and doesn't have profit after all that work! Yet meanwhile you go and the shithead in front of you has a basketful of steaks and all this name brand stuff they pay with a goddamn EBT card and your face turns red with anger!

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Fluffy_Indigo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hah funny you think they'll rent it back to us, they'll be giving those homes to 3rd worlders.

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SilverStarv5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like in London?

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TheTudes 1 point ago +1 / -0

You are 100% correct. That is the way it works in Syracuse, NY. The prior mayor bough into the 2030 project and now this “city” is a vile shit hole.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 2 points ago +3 / -1

Government already rents out every inch of "private land".

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BasedInFact 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, the DOJ is a total disgrace, thoroughly corrupted by the permanent ruling class.

But, at the very, very least, taking down the realtors lobby over antitrust issues is long-needed and wonderful. Price-fixing scumbags.

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ShadowInv 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good! The NAR group and Realtors are horrible. Why should people be pushed into paying 6% commissions on houses that are sold in a day via internet. Crush them.

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what_the_shet 29 points ago +29 / -0

We do NOT have permission from CNN to review this information. Let's move along.

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Netupsar 6 points ago +7 / -1

DEbonked too!

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Rubieroo 1 point ago +1 / -0

The anagram for the criminal puppy man is Jabbed Goof, which has NOT been deboonkered!

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Ninjavideo 107 points ago +109 / -2

Jackasses

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's busy playing bagpipes.

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Svdden_Maga 52 points ago +54 / -2

Department of Jackasses.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Jackwads

Jackwagons

Jackassery

Jackals

Jackanapes

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beev_bove_biv 2 points ago +2 / -0

DEPT OF PIECES OF SHIT

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Snake 45 points ago +48 / -3

MARTIAL LAW AND MILITARY TRIBUNALS NOW!

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Fluffy_Indigo 37 points ago +38 / -1

Kemp is obviously being blackmailed and threatened with his flipflopping of calling for an audit, the kid blowing up, then then acting like he can't do an audit. This country is under attack.

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Ithrowawaay 50 points ago +51 / -1

Absolutely slammed over here. With puppies.

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 22 points ago +24 / -2

Doggos?

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wtsnaks 11 points ago +22 / -11

ahem, Lords name in vain.

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CWAC_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vain can be replaced by its synonym "empty" in the Bible.

https://www.biblestudytools.com/encyclopedias/isbe/vain.html

Reading Ecclesiastes: "Emptiness of emptinessess, all is emptiness."

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wtsnaks -5 points ago +7 / -12

Not quite, but nice try.

https://www.courier-tribune.com/lifestyle/20171102/are-you-taking-lord8217s-name-in-vain

Less lazy, more biblical link that wasn't just a first google search result for you: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2020:6-8&version=AMPC

Feel free to debate the reading, we can go back to hebrew if you want.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 9 points ago +12 / -3

Lmao this dude gets his theology from a newspaper 🤣🤣🤣

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anishr 3 points ago +5 / -2

Did you read that article? Where do you get your theology from?

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wtsnaks 3 points ago +4 / -1

Eh, I was lazy and snatched the first result, but here ya go: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2020:6-8&version=AMPC

We can discuss other readings/version back to the meaning of the original if you wish.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why not? We all trust MSM so much, that's like the third commandment or something right?

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 4 points ago +5 / -1

Everyone remembers this story from vacation bible school... ' Soros came down from the top of the CNN building and passed down this commandment... "THOU SHALT NOT QUESTION THE MEDIA" '

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wtsnaks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Third commandment is literally the one were talking about kek

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wtsnaks -2 points ago +9 / -11

I'm just saying. no reason to bring ourselves down to their level of disrespecting The Lord.

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LogicalPatriot 15 points ago +18 / -3

Religious freedom, bruh.

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Pouches 5 points ago +7 / -2

That is one logical patriot.

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wholesomekangz100 -2 points ago +1 / -3

God is a jogger. There's only man down here

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Lemonadeon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, he didn't actually use God's name, and he didn't make an oath or a vow. God seems to be fine with sarcasm too, as per 1 Kings 22:15 - and there Micaiah was using God's name.

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ScreamingEagles 1 point ago +8 / -7

A real Lord would be smiting the criminals right about now. Yet just like AG KFC Barr, we wait... and wait, and wait...

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wtsnaks -1 points ago +5 / -6

Psalm 92:9

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wholesomekangz100 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sneed 6:9

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Ninjavideo 172 points ago +176 / -4

I guess they have no greater crimes to prosecute...

Edit: this is the equivalent of a McDonalds resto manager not knowing how to make a burger other than bread with bread

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Ninjavideo 36 points ago +41 / -5

Stop being racist

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sixfingerdildo 22 points ago +24 / -2

Seriously. Xican's rape indescriminately.

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ScreamingEagles 9 points ago +10 / -1

A time honored Aztec cultural tradition...

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Ganath 3 points ago +3 / -0

The truth cannot be racist.

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dude, those are hate-facts.

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Ithrowawaay 29 points ago +30 / -1

“Sounds like a lot of work tbh”

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Thiswillbeintheexam 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's a lot of truth to this.

Most LE get used to the 95% of the same stuff that keeps coming into their office. The 5% of outside-the-box stuff can consume a ton of time, (because there's so much new legislation and information to learn) so they just ignore it. The problem is that the LE world's best investigators follow these paths: Street, Detective, Homicide. Or; Street, Detective, Promotion. and their investigation skills dry up once they're promoted.

Places like the FBI and DOJ actually have shit investigators because they recruit from universities and not so much from rank and file uniformed police (which is the best pool to draw junior investigators from). The university grads simply don't get anywhere near enough experience at investigating before they start on the promotion path. Make no mistake though, this is by design.

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KAG_FTW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially when the DoJ already got the result they wanted

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BoatingAccident 100 points ago +102 / -2

This is a fucking deepstate signal. Change my mind.

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PowerWordKek 35 points ago +36 / -1

First thing I thought. DOJ COMMS

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BoatingAccident 17 points ago +19 / -2

Trump better get in that fucking bunker. No more fucking around.

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TodayIsDec7 7 points ago +8 / -1

Up to 20 years for puppy scams.. dang bruh

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Fluffy_Indigo 21 points ago +22 / -1

Tie it into Biden breaking his foot by pulling on his dogs tail in the shower. Whats with the dog stuff.

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kag-2020- 15 points ago +15 / -0

The hacker named 4chan insinuated that posts about dogs were an indication that they were good to go for the coup.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meaning Barr is an active part of the coup. I said that from day 2, but not from day 1.

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know if "active" is the right word, but at best, he is not leading the department. After he defended Ruby Ridge, I'm ashamed I gave him any faith at all.

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

for real?

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kag-2020- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, I assumed it was a LARP at the time because 4chan but this makes me go hmmmm.

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

interesting... and, the same day Batten dismisses Sydney's Kraken lawsuit.

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BoatingAccident 13 points ago +14 / -1

It's like they are super obviously wagging the dog and the things they are doing it with are actual dogs and so incredibly trivial and blatant it's like they want everyone to know. Like they're flaunting it.

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree

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BoatingAccident 0 points ago +2 / -2

I think it's a cry for help. Not a troll. Trump is fucking up the DOJ and they're on the run.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I said about them choosing a dementia addled, corrupt career politician as their manchurian candidate

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a dog-faced and pony-soldier show.

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WilleZumLeben 9 points ago +10 / -1

Dog comms. There is a larger image floating around with a big compilation.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1607267688373.jpg

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GarudaOne 2 points ago +3 / -1

"White dogs" are you fucking kidding me. Remember how "trust us, we got WHITE HATS working for us" went? Total fantasy.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that anything like the nefarious dog whistle? The ok sign?

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cornfedandconfused 7 points ago +9 / -2

Its not they are just that retarded/lazy/corrupt change my mind

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BoatingAccident 4 points ago +5 / -1

2buttonmeme.jpg

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Pepe-von-Hayek 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's a signal to the local KFC that Barr is in need of some replenishment.

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beaustovall 22 points ago +23 / -1

Almost time.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 51 points ago +52 / -1

What in the unholy fuck?

This rings too much like the "Pandemic Puppies" that the non-violent libbies in Portland (all 3 of them) kept going on about...

...so did any of these dogs carry stolen ballots? If not, the DOJ needs to get to fucking work like yesterday.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

There being no puppies would indeed be a crime. Puppies are wonderful.

There are still lots of puppies. Evidence of an election, not so much; this is a coup

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tokenninja 39 points ago +40 / -1

The FBI has a long arm and an even longer reach and no matter where these scammers are, we will stop at nothing to make sure they don't get away with victimizing American citizens.”

Who controls the fbi?

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Lethalmouse 36 points ago +37 / -1

They arent taking us Patriots seriously about this coup against Trump... Hopefully they will see the seriousness in DC soon when we March up in there again with more than the last. They honestly think this is some sort of joke .....

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BoatingAccident 14 points ago +15 / -1

If this goes to SCOTUS there need to be 5 million patriots outside waiting for the ruling.

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TheTuckerDiaries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, the transition between the jury box and the next step can’t wait. He who controls the violence gets compliance. We don’t even need to get violent to demonstrate that. Can’t say the same for the Left who will destroy every building in sight shouting hashtags.

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DRKMSTR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Into the sun*

Someone call Elon.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does he make trebuchets?

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GoldenEagle1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Firing Billy Bagpipes wouldn't do shit. Only solution is to completely destroy the DOJ, FBI, CIA, etc and salt the ground where they once stood.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what we go to DC for.

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JudicialDredd 10 points ago +11 / -1

The only choice.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

I volunteer.

Courage is not bravery because there is no fear, it is decisive action even in the face of it.

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freespeech1a 21 points ago +22 / -1

The DOJ has lots of time on its hands since they don't prosecute election fraud.

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CockShitBalls 20 points ago +21 / -1

Dog comms probably.

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WeinerLapTop 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yep. Biden broke his foot while grabbing his dogs tail in the shower.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was in the bitch's diary

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TheDonaldPede 18 points ago +19 / -1

This is much more important than election integrity.

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JoyousMischief 16 points ago +17 / -1

That department has really gone to the dogs...

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nds19 9 points ago +10 / -1

Dad?

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

The continnnnnuing stoooooory....

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neehl 15 points ago +16 / -1

You mean I’m not getting a puppy out of this?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

We deserve to get something out of all this ...

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Tour_de_farce 14 points ago +15 / -1

Wow! Fast Sticky... we must stop these Cameroonian fraudsters! It's our only hope to save the republic. These people are pathetic.

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Sea_Still 14 points ago +15 / -1

Finally tackling the big issues!

Assholes

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ModsTakeYuan 12 points ago +13 / -1

They're actively mocking us as they get ready to steal our country.

PUPPIES?!

PUPPIES?!

Clearly they won't even prosecute murder at this point.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, cause lotsa tyrants need killin'

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Phil_DeGraves 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is like local police ticketing a guy for jaywalking while someone's being stabbed to death 10 feet away. Then leaving.

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Britain? Is that you?

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based_trekkie 10 points ago +10 / -0

Barr None:

Swamp Critters Arrested: None

Election Fraud Persecuted: None

Barr NONE!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He sure got that Mom at Ruby Ridge though

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

He minted a Permanent Democrat voter that day.

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HerestheHarrisonDeal 10 points ago +10 / -0

At least we know what has been keeping Barr busy this whole time, now that this critical work is concluded, he can retire in peace to his ancestral home, KFC

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ausglitsch 9 points ago +9 / -0

woof

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Eroticaenthusiast 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well that was disappointing, can someone spin up a conspiracy theory to make this more interesting?

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AroomaNuminahh 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Now we know, it was coyotes bringing ballots across the border...."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upthread. It's their dog whistle. Signifying both that they're ready for the coup, and that elites are defecting to Trump. Plus, Biden's socks with white dogs on them.

Can't make this stuff up. Its all in one 4chan post

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InRevelation12now 6 points ago +6 / -0

Commies are attempting the Great Reset, election infrastructure across the entire country has been compromised, election fraud on an unprecedented scale in at least 6 states - and the FBI/DOJ is focused on puppy fraud.

I can't stand this. It's like I got transported into a looney toon.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe read Rev 12?

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InRevelation12now 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have and have connected much of it to current events. Ex. the manchild = PDJT

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InRevelation12now 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's some more - the dragon is the illuminati/cabal, the seven heads are the G7 countries, the 10 horns - I didn't bother with that. The celestial event in the heavens, refer to john prat. http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/2016/clothed_with_sun.html

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RowardHoark 6 points ago +6 / -0

HONK HONK

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r_u_srs_srsly 6 points ago +6 / -0

no matter which side of the coin is truth. Paying dumb or just dumb dumb.

DOJ is a joke right now.

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Bossman28894 6 points ago +6 / -0

Orchestrated by Cats, they should be on notice now that puppies are back in town

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Coslin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Color me shocked.

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ausglitsch 3 points ago +3 / -0

imagine my shark

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MerchantMan99 5 points ago +5 / -0

The DOJ is getting more worthless by the day.

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JackLemon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Troll? No this is Bushie Barr's priorities. If anything he's trolling us and the President. Showing everyone how little he cares about massive voter fraud and Biden stealing the election.

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think they are using our economy to fund globalism

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Actually our income taxes don't fund the federal government and never have

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Revenge for his broken foot?

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GitmObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trust the plan. It's ruff out there!

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Speak4Yourself 5 points ago +5 / -0

maybe they could investigate some thirsty trees which need watering...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cameroon, Maryland, not quite sure. They've got enough agents to cover all points between

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non-entity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ignoring that zuckerberg completely destroyed our election with help from china and obama

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iideathyii 3 points ago +3 / -0

reminder that 100k ppl work for the DOJ

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inglorious 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking clown world. DOJ is now officially knows as The Department Of Jerkoffs.

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Odif 3 points ago +3 / -0

This post about the election is disputed.

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

God dammit Scrappy Doo

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NormalCupcake 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wasn't there a Larp saying "look out for mentions of dogs in the news"?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't win with you guys. First you want them to prosecute people for committing fraud, and then when they do it, you're not satisfied.

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Banequo 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOJ is in peak position!

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APoxOnVax 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only the Fulton County Election Department had some noose-shaped door pulls on the premises this might all have been resolved by now.