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Mad_Hattie 5 points ago +5 / -0

How much pleasure did he get from making a child cry?

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Mn4trump39320 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a fucking prick keep your lib tard beliefs to yourself and bring the kid a fucking nerf gun

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SpaceballsThePede [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely! Just tell the kid you'll be sure to bring him something special and don't even mention it if you're that offended by the thought of a foam dart gun. I hope his parents buy him a pellet gun instead.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Find out who the kid is and buy him an entire Nerf collection!

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mjw2006 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad better get that boy the nerf-dominator fuckthousand !! Extra nerf rounds as well.

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AnatomicFlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you take the job because you wanted little kids to sit on your lap, and because of covid they can't so you decide to destroy each one of them.

Sounds about Left.

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GorillaChannel1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a fucking loser.

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Usefulmoron 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Nerf guns little guy, how about some Puberty Blockers instead??

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SpaceballsThePede [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like ole Kris Kringle has been doing some hormone therapy himself with that whiny voice.

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FollowTheLight 1 point ago +1 / -0

That thing should be fired. They really are going all out to destroy Christmas. Get the kid a RED RYDER BB gun.