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Pederella 41 points ago +41 / -0

Plus, he grew a beard.

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truth_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plush Ted

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somercet 8 points ago +8 / -0

"The opposite of Jumping the Shark, Growing the Beard is the definitive moment when a television series begins to become noticeably better in quality."

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J_Von_Random 13 points ago +13 / -0

Even before then he was no coward: it takes a serious backbone to walk into subsidy country and say you are going to get rid of subsidies.

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Thegreatcanadianpede 3 points ago +4 / -1

He's Canadian so he probably just said sorry and everyone forgave him.

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DDragonE 32 points ago +32 / -0

I can’t help it, I have a weak spot for him. Dahnald...

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Gooseontheloose 14 points ago +15 / -1

Its the beard

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TeflonD0N 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ever since Ted grew the beard i fell in love with him. Also i think he is the only bearded one in the senate

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Spezz 29 points ago +29 / -0

I trust ted cruz and i can’t say that about many politicians

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ShittRomney 9 points ago +9 / -0

He scared me with the fact that his wife wrote a position aper about merging Mexico, Canada and US currency and calling it the Amero but he's showing me something which is more than I can say for most of them.

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MightyThor512 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that where the fucking amero thing came from?

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ShittRomney 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know if his wife originated it but she was definitely part of supporting it and wrote advocating it. Thats what scared me about him.

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Clarence_Thomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the scariest thing I've ever heard.

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Kameltoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I hear that I just laugh, two of the three countries use a dollar system.

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Tyrant597 21 points ago +21 / -0

Do you believe in Divine providence? Because you're watching it.

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DeboonkerBot400 17 points ago +17 / -0

The Return of the King

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Feelsgoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

To all pedes..."I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things"

It's an end and a beginning!

"In this hour, I do not believe that any darkness will endure."

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reckoningSE 16 points ago +17 / -1

Lion Ted was also on Trump's most recent list of potential SC justice nominations

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BillDStrong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ted said he likes the fight in the political arena more.

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Tucso 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha that’s good news

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Triptrop702 11 points ago +11 / -0

I believe Ted is a friend, and also a capable friend.

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Shaffro 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ted has been in Trumps corner throughout this whole journey. Better than most of the turncoat RHINOS.

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FriendFromCanada 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ted just wrote a whole book on this with all the nerdy lawyer facts and arguments, called "One Vote Away".

He knows how to win and the justices know they'll be on blast if they do something lazy or slimy.

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SarahCartersPuppies 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don't get complacent pedes. We need to pray harder than ever now.

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TexasFox 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a problem with Ted. He has a soft spot for foreign work visas. If not for that he would be fkn awesome. I voted for him in the primary of 2016. I'm glad he lost. Hindsight and all that.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was? Damn! Talk about coincidence!

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LittleRedPill 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was also formerly the Solicitor General of the United States. For those who live in Yorba Linda, that is the lawyer who argues cases on behalf of the United States.

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Pandas4Trump 1 point ago +6 / -5

We're getting the band back together. It's a mission from God

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.