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Brickwell 44 points ago +44 / -0

Also, "please make a giant copy of this dumbass letter and put it on full display in your yard for all to read.

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verycute 23 points ago +24 / -1

and post it on nextdoor

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anon2468 5 points ago +5 / -0

Offer a reward of egg nog and cookies for the identity of the letter writer.

Than have a display that says name is a grinch

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DrCowboyPresident 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Don't stand out. Nobody part of the original culture of this country should stand out or be noticeable."

"Disappear. Die. Go away."

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Zskills 86 points ago +86 / -0

Does anyone else read that as a challenge to have the most extravagant lights display in the whole town?

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FireannDireach 58 points ago +58 / -0

Time to go Clarke W. Griswold on the lights.

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Greenetarpaulin 18 points ago +18 / -0

I was thinking Danny devito fro deck the halls. Make it visible from space.

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FireannDireach 18 points ago +18 / -0

If it doesn't burn liberal retinas out, it ain't Christmas.

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Notaliberal 42 points ago +42 / -0

Please put more lights and brighter ones.

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2020voter 40 points ago +40 / -0

Solution: MORE LIGHTS AND A BEAUTIFUL BABY JESUS!!!!!

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PolishPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

1:1 scale nativity scene! Don't fuck with our tradition.

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beholdachair 34 points ago +34 / -0

'return to sender. Address unknown. No such number. No such phone.'

cc: entire neighborhood.

Make them aware there is some mentally-unhinged person with issues nearby; to keep their children safe from the pedos.

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Pede 8 points ago +8 / -0

This appears to be a letter that someone mailed to everyone in town who has Christmas lights.

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beholdachair 1 point ago +1 / -0

who would bother to spend the postage?

Social Justice degrees only pay if you get criminal daddy Soros central-bank laundered wealth, stolen from everyday people, for nothing good in return.

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Liberdade 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is the kind of nonsense that destroys communities (the letter).

People that do this sort of thing are nothing but trouble makers, and should either be ignored or ran out of town if they continue.

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LockeThePatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

The reason people like this always seem to be so fond of tyranny is that they're often mini-tyrants themselves. They can't stand the concept of "live and let live". Always gotta be in someone else's fucking business, imposing their will on others because their enlightened minds know better.

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Johnfox13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please confirm to complete equality comrade, else we may seize your means of lighting

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FUSnowflake 17 points ago +17 / -0

"Please add 'STOP THE STEAL' and 'TRUMP 2020' lights to your display."

https://i.maga.host/onTjleu.png

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big_beautiful_wall 16 points ago +16 / -0

Notice the envelope has a Happy Holidays stamp too. Fuck that. We say Merry Christmas!

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67Vert 7 points ago +7 / -0

People who can’t afford holidays would be very upset.

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loverat 15 points ago +15 / -0

Get fucked Muslim loving WE-tards.

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lilpal 12 points ago +12 / -0

What a fucking Nazi!

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Dckman 10 points ago +10 / -0

FUCK DAT SHIT BOI IMMA HAVE SO MANY LIGHTS THEY WILL CALL ME MR MOTHER FUCKING GRISWALD

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hulda097 9 points ago +9 / -0

what a load of HappyHorseshit!

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dindunufin2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Please check your mental illness and socialist brainwashing......

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TrumpMagaNoBama 8 points ago +8 / -0

The proper response to that POS Grinch Asshoe is another 10,000 lights!

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pithys 7 points ago +7 / -0

i'm so confused. The lights are meant to be fun and I definitely appreciate my neighbors taking the time to put them up

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big_beautiful_wall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh Hell Naw!

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67Vert 6 points ago +6 / -0

TLDR. Please put up more Christmas lights for everyone to enjoy

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DeadOverRed 6 points ago +6 / -0

"welcoming of all people" except for you! Isn't that funny?

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Undercover_normi2 6 points ago +6 / -0

No return address... coward.

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BarryOhBummer 5 points ago +5 / -0

And yet they don't have the guts to sign it.

Ignore cowards.

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Brickwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add a nativity display.

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Belleoffreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

What kind of disgusting pig would write such a letter?

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2020yall 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • This looks like terrorism.
  • The author is trying to intimidate you.
  • The author is discriminating against you based on their assumptions about your religious affiliations.

May I suggest?

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Troll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Report this to the FBI https://tips.fbi.gov/

And they'll do what? Arrest the person with christmas lights for intimidation?

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Pederella 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you haven't blown the local transformer, you aren't finished hanging lights. Are there any 15 ft inflatable Trumps?

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Ironlabel1 4 points ago +4 / -0

You need more lights lol

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Dahnald2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao. Kick it into overdrive

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Brickwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare they call the community Saint Anthony! That's not inclusive!

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KnightKreider 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is what actual communism brings. You'd spot my house from the ISS after I got one of those.

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goingbigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Going to be one hell of an electric bill.

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WesternCarnival 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect others

No respect for me?

Those that cant afford lights

Good thing im Christian, i will give to those that are in need

twinkling, colorful lights are a reminder of division

Potatoe?

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +4 / -1

Christmas lights are now racist.

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ItsMAGAbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an idiot, favorite childhood memory was driving around looking at the Christmas lights and displays in people’s yards. They really just don’t want anyone to have any faith or joy in their lives.

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SoFloToker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neighbor: Hey Mike, who spray painted fuck off faggots on your garage door?

Mike: I did.

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Gabriel_Dante 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would figure out a way to put the entirety of this letter displayed in lights, with one of those radio broadcasters so people can pull up to my house to hear it read on repeat.

All while making sure my lights are as bright and filled with Christmas imagery as possible.

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OhioRed87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like you need more lights boss!

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conservatarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to see the return address, even if it's blurred out, I want to know how much of a coward this person really is. Obviously they are, but are they a coward or are they a big, fat, hairy coward?

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Dogpile1 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long before you go punch that fag in the face?

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Heresthedeal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make THEM rue the day they ever sent it.

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Ssue1216 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell the Karen - and it is a Karen - to go fuck herself with a candy cane

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

brb lightshow shitshow

"Why doesn't it get dark until NEW YEARS anymore?"

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J_Comey_is_a_Weasel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thinking about Christmas, i wake; living in community named for St. Augustine, I sleep.

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TrumpJRDavidHarrisJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

blow it up into a sign that says at the top "merry christmas to everyone but this person"

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pcme2 1 point ago +1 / -0

better off with "Merry Christmas to everyone , especially this person"

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TeutonicKNIGHT 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I was cold, hungry and walking to work at 5:30AM I so so enjoyed the Christmas decorations other houses had. Please never stop ❤