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Destineed369 316 points ago +318 / -2

I’ll slide in the door behind y’all before it locks Since my phone kept my password lol

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CisSiberianOrchestra 127 points ago +127 / -0

Most major web browsers have password managers in the settings. You can view your saved passwords if you enter your computer's master password.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 193 points ago +193 / -0

The old-fashioned way works, too.

  • Write passwords on paper

  • Place paper in envelope

  • Lock envelope in safe

Works every time.

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magastrophysicist 215 points ago +217 / -2

I prefer the old-old fashioned, slightly paranoid, 420% autistic way (I am confirmed autismo):

  • "memorize" all my passwords by muscle memory
  • forget the actual password characters, but know the motions
  • A.I. technocratic pedophile hobgoblins get fucked, u cannot read my mind
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DeplorableBasketCase 75 points ago +75 / -0

Yet

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magastrophysicist 68 points ago +68 / -0

They will never get in here.

In the off-chance they do, they will regret it.

Hobgoblins_areLocked_inHere_WithMyBrain_NotTheOtherWayAround.jpg

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Sumarongi 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just think of huma giving hillary a warm Karl

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magastrophysicist 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don't know how it is possible to hate you and love you at the same time.

  • hate u for the imagery
  • love u for the turbokeks
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alfredbester 15 points ago +15 / -0

I looked it up. A warm karl is far worse than I had envisioned. So, thanks for that.

On the other hand, you learn something new every day.

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gnomenclature 9 points ago +9 / -0

Okay, that's the second thing I've seen tonight that I have no idea what it is.

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border_humper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Got my new password, thanks pede!

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BobWire 4 points ago +4 / -0

Donkey punch.

Two parts donkey, two parts ginger ale, one part vodka.

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308freedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shoney's?

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magastrophysicist 16 points ago +16 / -0

beat my high score and I will deem u autismo: https://www.idrlabs.com/autism-spectrum/test.php

Sincerely,

Your local based astrophysicist

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bigmikespackage21600 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jesus H. I about flipped when I got to the "walking forward on your feet" question. Back in the 80s my mom took me to a series of doctors and they actually cast up my feet just below the knees for four months to stop toe walking, then they strapped me with Forrest Gump ankle braced boots I had to sleep in. Didn't work at all.

The noise stuff too hit unsettlingly too close to home.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

u can't put a cast on the 'tism

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magastrophysicist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes. Coincidentally, that is quite close to my score.

WELCOME, FREN! Don't ever get an official diagnosis from a doctor, it will ruin your life. Keep your autismo in secret.

Obviously, I can't diagnose you, I can only show u the way. Take the blue pill and stay asleep to your superpower, take the redpill and shitpost until Jesus' return.

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +8 / -0

"As a child, I put most of the pressure on the front of my feet when walking."

... So far it seems like a test to see if people actually know how to walk in bare-feet.

😎

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know how to do that! I've always hated shoes. They are a prison for your feet, except when you need them for work and/or cold protection.

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Konrad 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sorry, but the test is garbage because it wasn't written by someone "on the spectrum".

This test only looks for "low functioning aspys" ie: trainspotters. People likely to develop OCD.

The reality is the spectrum has more than one axis, and without high functioning Aspys, our race would still be living in caves.

So many questions about "looking people in the eyes". Yes, people at extremes of the two axis as avoid this. But for high function, it is because we don't want to know for certain we are talking to a liar. It is true that Aspys have low "emotional intelligence" but HF Aspys run a very fast left brain emulation program. But it is like X-ray vision. There are times you don't want to see things.

Just stop and think. Kelly Johnson. Normal person or High Function Aspy? The man who could "see the air". Norms can't do that.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, it's not the best test. But I am not a medical doctor and just threw it out there for entertainment mostly.

I have taken all the 'tism tests and all of them point in one direction: I have it. I am high-functioning and have figured out a way to maintain stable, healthy relationships. But even my wife is confused by me sometimes, though she's getting used to me after almost a decade.

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Futuramawe 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got moderate, so suck it! Also it appears I am aggressively fixated. Tell me something I don't know!

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SchveebleSchvobbla 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL I got very high & my aggression is nearly maxed out. Hello fren!

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL I deem u aggressive dude, top anger energy, super man.

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ValhallaGorilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

20 A's followed by site name?

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Jablonicus 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol I also do passwords with muscle memory. I use a shift method and move one or both hands up a row. I dont even know what many of my passwords are as i never really see what it is just *********. I just know the word combinations that i use to start it off.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha awesome. I approve of your methods.

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WassermanSchultz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good luck on an international keyboard lol

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magastrophysicist 19 points ago +19 / -0

No need for that, America nice. World bad.

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Rusty_Bungus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope you are from the future...Feb 2021

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time travel to the future is always possible if one travels at relativistic speeds for a while and returns to earth. A moving clock runs slowly relative to stationary observers, so if y'all leave relativistically for a while why I stay here, that would work. Y'all would age by a few hours and I would be a few months ahead. It's called the Twin Paradox in special relativity and it's not a paradox at all!

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semisane17 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except I can then lock you out of your account by changing your keyboard layout.

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except I am autismo enough to notice that before I start typing, kek.

  • hobgoblins foiled again!
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semisane17 4 points ago +4 / -0

Touche, how about an inline attack that randomizes keyboard inputs?

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now you've taken it too far. I will now login via typing out my password on a typewriter and faxing it to u/Doggos for approval.

Long con meme game strong, no hobgoblin attacks plz!

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Konrad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, if you were that good, you would have also realised that "keyboards" on mobile devices were what was reported user searches back to GooGooPlex, Samsung and Apple, thus bypassing users browser privacy choices.

But you are not that good.

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SpicyAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Play nice, lol.

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OnyxDog 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or use “password” as your password.

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CorradoSoprano 14 points ago +14 / -0

I prefer 12345

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Jackhererer 19 points ago +20 / -1

12345 that's the stupidest combination I've ever heard. Only an idiot would have that on his luggage.

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RedReddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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prayinpede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great movie.

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labajada 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why i use 98765

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gaijin_ronin 8 points ago +8 / -0

what about 8675309?

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corntortilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought you were going to go with 90210.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not the combo that's stupid, it's giving TSA the master.

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

All zippered luggage can be compromised with a ball point pen or other long pointy object: simply pierce the pen between the teeth of the zipper and slide it down like it is the zipper. It will unzip.

Not saying anybody should do this, or become paranoid about it. But locks on classic zippered luggage are pointless.

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

6 tumbler with 123456 is the only acceptable level of security!

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WassermanSchultz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Microsoft forced me to create a 6-digit PIN for the Xbox One, so I chose that so I wouldn't forget. My kid, uhh, 5 or 6 at the time, figured it out giving him access to all the really violent games. I changed it to 123457 and he hasn't cracked the code yet, so don't tell him.

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Im_Not_Rattled 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thanks for the password Dad!

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catbertz 6 points ago +6 / -0

^^ This kid social engineers 😂😂

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm willing to bet that over 50% of the Xbox purchase PINs are 123456.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right? This isn't Fort Knox here. My ATM PIN is only 4 digits - why 6 for Xbox?

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neehl 9 points ago +9 / -0

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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05OBXT 4 points ago +5 / -1

GEOTUS mode on Doom. Get wit it frens

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope!

That's IDDQD.

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chaosmojo 1 point ago +1 / -0

IDKFA (ID Keys Firearms Armor)

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Killing commies, in Contra, with the Konami code, cool.

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djentropyhardcore 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm that age

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spanglevision 6 points ago +6 / -0

Skippy?

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Linkin Park guy's dad?

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eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hehe. Nice.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter123

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dis is de wey

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BigMikesBlackCock 5 points ago +6 / -1

I just make all my passwords 1234

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Zeroxorez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same as my luggage!

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SouthernParadise 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saved by my password manager...cheers

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Daniel644 3 points ago +3 / -0

or use a proper password manager that works cross device and cross browser or doesn't even care about browser and can fill all your apps too.

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carazariah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh so kind...😉 🤗

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spaceforceelite 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh boy, you save me, thanks patriot

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05OBXT 23 points ago +24 / -1

Caught the door before you let it slam. I’d hold it open, but we don’t want anymore of them DDOS attacks nadddddaamean

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nmipede 15 points ago +16 / -1

Always write them down. Always. You need a backup copy that's not electronically stored. One catastrophic device failure is enough to convince most people.

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Plsdontfireme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pw managers scared me for a long time, but I think 1 long password to rule them all really is better. Easy to update it periodically and random long passwords that it remembers for you is great! Only problem is when you can't copy pasta and you have to manually type in 30 characters haha

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nmipede 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's fine unless something goes wrong with the password manager - and you don't care about the massive security holes.

However, we found that in all password managers we examined, trivial secrets extraction was possible from a locked password manager, including the master password in some cases, exposing up to 60 million users that use the password managers in this study to secrets retrieval from an assumed secure locked state.

https://www.ise.io/casestudies/password-manager-hacking/

Other easily exploited attack vectors from Eset: https://www.welivesecurity.com/2020/03/19/security-flaws-found-in-popular-password-managers/

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nmipede 0 points ago +1 / -1

Of course it does, people are lazy and its better than nothing.

Bitwarden suffers from the same issue they all do, if the centralized location(s) go down or are compromised, you are SOL. Don't even get me started on local hosting for something like this. https://bitwarden.com/help/article/product-faqs/

Almost no one wants to take more than 5 minutes to set something up. Security geeks like me might go for something like this, but I just write them down in a dedicated password book It takes seconds. Not exploitable, not in someone else's control, zero technical skill required.

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SpicyAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Analog lives matter!

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AOCs_tits_4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah this is my lesson.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since you're not using them, can I have AOC's tits?

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AOCs_tits_4ever 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure her boyfriend wouldn't mind.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

After seeing her boyfriend, I think that I am her type..............ummm, for better or for worse.

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6-_-j 1 point ago +1 / -0

One thought I've had about her: What do you suppose the exact dollar amount is for her to accept a porn contract? 🤣

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SpicyAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. And vice-versa.

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05OBXT 0 points ago +1 / -1

Get in line

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm wondering how many usernames that I've come to recognize will never be back in their original forms. I also wonder how many times we'll see two different users both claim to be the continuation of an old username.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was that user Anaconda?

Just kidding. I'm actually surprised that anyone would have done that here. Way back then, I figured the trolls wouldn't have bothered so it would all be us. Also, you were one of the ones I was wondering if I would see again, or if there would be a rooftoptendie2 and rooftoptendie3 arguing over which one is the real Spiderman.

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember that too! Not the Chris P Bacon, but someone saying that Anaconda was fastmandan. fastmandan, now that's someone I remember from plebbit, and when it was pointed out that they might be the same, it fit! It made perfect sense, so I started saying it too. And I also hated him so much at first because he was trying to spread dread and terror over the stupid covid, but then I also eventually, after a while, gave up on trying to deport him and stopped caring. Then lately, I've come to believe that he isn't a shill, just an asshole who is a condescending douche to anyone who doesn't agree, and someone who can't ever admit that he's wrong about anything. It fits everything we've seen, including the mods not banning him. They must be clairvoyant indeed.

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or those who just use the same passwords for everything and risk their accounts across the board haha

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to say they were overrated anyway, then I saw your new name. Awkward!

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AOCs_tits_4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

The new name is actually in reference to my original TD spirit. My upvotes are starting all over again, but I carry this last year of winning in my heart for all time.

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themightykekfish 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here’s lookin at you fren

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LookFatty 2 points ago +3 / -1

A little more bubbly over here my good man!!!

There's a stout lad !! Jolly good.

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me top that off for a fellow nimble navigator

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Nicole333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cheers 🥂

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lixa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too, LadyPede 🤙🏻

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boony_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did this at a county building a couple weeks ago. The veteran service officer almost exploded. She told me to go to the office but didn't mention an appointment. I told her I was her now she never mentioned and appointment and it took her q0 minutes to sign my paperwork for veteran plates.

All the people in the office were black. I'm applying for the open director position. I'm hopefully qualified.

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oEMPYREo 165 points ago +166 / -1

This website’s login procedure is more secure than our presidential election.

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20KAG20 70 points ago +70 / -0

I had to get a Covid test to go back into work (state college) and they ID’d me 3 separate times, name and birthdate. I told them it was more secure than elections and got a mean look from pink haired land whale checking us in. Good times

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anon1011101 24 points ago +24 / -0 (edited)

That's wild. My state is supposed to be have mandatory 14-day quarantine if you return from out-of-state ($500/day penalty if you don't), yet there is no enforcement. I started carrying a valid license from my previous state of residence just in case the COVID cops stopped me, I could claim I was just passing through the state and not give them my real address

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DCPower 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha, I want to see this as a meme with a some liberal looking upset!

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Plsdontfireme 3 points ago +3 / -0

I say we tie voter ID to Gun Purchase ID requirements. No ID for voting? No ID for guns.

Require a Driver's license, passport, utility bill, lease/mortgage, background check, cooling off period, and a licensed dealers personal judgement? Then thats what we should do at the polls.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's true though.

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lostmyoldpassword 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel like I should post something in this thread about my name. I don't know what though.

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Plsdontfireme 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I could give you more ups haha

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ItHasComeToThis 4 points ago +4 / -0

You win this thread today.

(!) This claim is simultaneously sad and hallarious.

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jda70 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amazing!

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flabby-doo-dad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because there are many more .win sites and they want every one to have access to the same accounts. A single secure domain we can trust will prevent phishing attacks.

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South_Florida_Guy 101 points ago +101 / -0

Password gang rise up!

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Djpele12 53 points ago +53 / -0

Is this how it feels to be part of the elite?

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South_Florida_Guy 39 points ago +39 / -0

SUPER elite

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 18 points ago +18 / -0

I miss my flair : (

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

You guys got flair??

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Back in Deddit, I was Super Elite. Now I'm just "X minutes ago".

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ahh. I was a top kek myself with some road closed signs.

It’s a prestigious award!! Fra geeelay. Must be Italian.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, were you the "Top Kek" with the Pepe in a tophat? Or was that wharfthrowaway?

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Hawkman 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are the OG meme war vets.

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Unbent 7 points ago +7 / -0

losing this account would have indeed been a tragedy

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themightykekfish 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey can I get some of that Mitch snow?

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themightykekfish 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey tendie it’s been a minute bud!!

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themightykekfish 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just throw chum in the waters that’s my lot round this rotty crew

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I_LIKE_BEER 8 points ago +8 / -0

Luckily I can remembered my dogs name

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OldLadypede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to think if it was current dogs or “passed” dogs names for a minute there

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I_LIKE_BEER 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the dogs I have ever had. Lol no you are right I should have said my DOG’S name. My bad. Thank you

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 8 points ago +8 / -0

The number of people who don't remember their passwords is a bit alarming.

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iPertinax 6 points ago +6 / -0

Password intact gang checking in.

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PinkoFaggot 82 points ago +82 / -0

I ain’t fucking leavin!!

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themightykekfish 52 points ago +52 / -0

WHO BEEN HERE SINCE WE LEFT THE REDDIT?!?

KEKKER1 FOX2

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LadyPersephone 16 points ago +16 / -0

Since we left reddit?! I've been here since the first election. :P

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themightykekfish 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Google me fren! I was eatin berries off mulberry trees cause monsanto and smashing that refresh button all 2016

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've had this username for like 8 years on reddit, racked up a lot of karma on r/TheDonald but then the admins nuked my account. Joined here when it was still slow

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KickingPugilist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yayuuuh

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

CURVED HOLLOW FANGS

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eyerighteye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goodnight sweet prince.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir, this is a Christian server.

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bubadmt 45 points ago +46 / -1

1 year gang 👌

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OhNoThatSucks 14 points ago +14 / -0

We still here!

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn son, where'd you find this

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeahh boyyy!!! Just turned one the other day!

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you fren! My present was hitting 20k comment updoots. I didn't think it was going to happen...I was shooting for before the year...but on the day?! 😁

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anon1011101 4 points ago +4 / -0

gang gang

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20KAG20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feel nice

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LunaFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheers.

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KickingPugilist 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm realizing maybe I should diversify my passwords as I knew exactly what it would be 😅

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SpicyAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many of us write them down in ink in a paper notebook. Old, old people like me, lol.

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AnointedVisions 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welcome back!

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was down to a last few possibilities lol

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gtrman97 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t have to remember because last pass is the best app ever

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MAUSGA 36 points ago +36 / -0

It was a tough few minutes, I tell you.

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KickingPugilist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Be sure to tell your grandkids of the struggle!

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MAUSGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

All part of the grand tale of a team of plucky memesters on a mission to save the West.

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Hawkman 1 point ago +1 / -0

And here I thought I was the only one. Didn’t realize it was all of us.

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SpicyAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

From this thread, it looks that way.

Seems like an added level of security, so a sensible move I think.

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SpicyAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything unique about your set up? I mean, not asking for any secrets here. I work in app support, and there is a reason for everything.

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2ndenthusiast 32 points ago +32 / -0

dear diary, i had the strangest dream- my password came to me in the night and we made sweet love by the fireplace.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tragically, in a fit of passion, it accidentally rolled into the fire. Thus, 1stenthusiast rebuilt his life as 2ndenthusiast. His new password was great, and never nagged him to take out the garbage. The End?

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

There I was, just walking along the path in the park when outta nowhere, u/1stenthusiast fell from a nearby tree, heading straight for me! She was completely naked, her glistening orbs flashing in the sun.

It was right then that I faced not one, but TWO wardrobe malfunctions. In the blink of an eye, my pants dropped to the floor, my boxers disintegrated, and u/1stenthusiast's love oven enveloped me whole. In my struggle to stay standing --I'm not very coordinated, you see-- my hips began trashing wildly and the strain of her weight caused me to moan audibly. The throes of passion soon subsided and just as quickly as it started, she disappeared back into the treeline.

"But will I ever see you again!?" I called out as I dressed and gathered my composure. Picking up my pants from the ground, I saw a small business card lying underneath. On its face was a single world, printed in golden script:

u/2ndenthusiast

To this day I keep the card in the breastpocket of my suit as a fond reminder that it is possible, even in today's crazy world, to fall into coitus.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂 "my boxers disintegrated"

Hunter Biden enters the chat with startup capital to develop next gen boxers

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

holds boxer prototype up to the light, confused

Wait... Why is the asshole cut out on these, Hunter?

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2ndenthusiast 2 points ago +2 / -0

snuffling angrily, leaping from one tree to the next to keep the scattered lovers in sight- a creature lurks behind. tormented by inadequacy that is magnified by the stunning importance- and virulence- of the first 2. it stops for a moment, clutching its head in a desperate gesture of agony. never will anyone care for it- never will they need it- never will it stop being the odd, maligned cousin of the others. for no one cares if troops are not allowed to be quartered. the creature slumps forward, headfirst into the ground. glistening in the moonlight on its waterproof hindquarters reads a tattoo of its name: 3rdenthusiast.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

GLORIOUS story thread is GLORIOUS!

GLORIOUS

L_______U

O_______O

R_______I

I________R

O_______O

U_______L

SUOIROLG

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

This claim about dreams is disputed by dream-catchers.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 24 points ago +24 / -0

My password is quite memorable. It's indelible in my hippocampus.

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

JebIsAMESS!

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Unbent 5 points ago +5 / -0

pleasefap

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smis 5 points ago +5 / -0

"indelible in my hippocampus" is a weird password but hey whatever works for you!

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dukeness 24 points ago +24 / -0

Easy when our passwords are all BigPepe2020

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OrangeSwan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I laughed my balls off when I read my password in super secure password database

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Seenev 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sup frens.

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themightykekfish 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rusty Sheckleferd intesifies

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pocket sand

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

We have the best passwords dont we!

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WilliamHRacy 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm the one in the back acting like I wasn't ogling at that stacked sculpture

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Tardi_B 12 points ago +12 / -0

hunter02

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InarosPrime 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it is good enough to protect damning evidence that could sink a presidential candidate, it must be the best password ever!

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

When bash.org rises as a meme some 10 years later.

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InarosPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you think Hunter Biden picked "Hunter02" as his password out of it being a meme, or because he was just that dumb?

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's because he's just that dumb.

But I present to you that there's also a possibility that he was the guy in that meme who thought no one could see his password as long as it was "hunter02."

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Beat_to_Quarters 10 points ago +10 / -0

I swear I've had to log back in manually at least a couple times before the last update, and it's not because I signed out. But no one else was talking about forgetting passwords like they are now.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now we have more registered up-voters than we have people.

Just like the democrats

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brogarn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Password manager for the .win.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Built in Safari browser password saving for the win

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Over there with the Trump steaks.

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember 1776

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AR15 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would never forget the password of my most important account.

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Spark-001 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just ask the FBI what your password is, worked for me.

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Wa10kin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lucky

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Buddhabelly42 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks fren. And I should know better. Password vault kicked my ass I guess

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last update awhile back did a similar thing to me. Someday I might use a Chevreul pendulum with the spelling out method to remember my old account password.

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DennyCrane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. We will rebuild.

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DrWeeGee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got mine still!

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dontbanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad to be with you all! This site has been a saving grace during these times.

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PatFenis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Feels good man

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RealWomenLoveTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

And ladies....

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chunder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello boys, happy to join you in the Exclusive Room. 🥂

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asdf1234567 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thankfully, I am one of them

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dilly dilly!

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Kojote 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hear, hear

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ItsMAAM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I registered with my email when I kept forgetting my pw a few months ago.

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rain1911 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in IT...I've forgotten the last time I've forgotten a password and mine are all 10-15+ character phrases. Phrases are easier to remember than words IMHO.

FYI - 8 characters or less, regardless of makeup is not complex enough to stop a real hacker with today's computing power. The minimum is 10, because the variable increase adds an amazing amount of time making it only worthwhile for a known target.

7 characters can be cracked in milliseconds 8 takes hours 9 takes days 10 takes months 11 takes years

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Trumpaholic831 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, B1DENi$aPed0phile would be good??

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rain1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO!!

Perfect Pede!!

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Mong_Verhofstadt 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're talking brute forcing, yeah?

That's fine if you get instant feedback for each attempt. Fine if you're trying to brute force an archive file or something local.

Getting a login result (success / failure) back from a website might take a few seconds per attempt. Also, depending on the site, you can get locked out after "too many" tries.

However, you work in IT and I don't, so feel free to school me wherever I've got it wrong.

Btw I use KeePassX and my passwords are 24-character strings.

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rain1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, you can get temp locked, or delayed etc depending upon the system. At 7 characters if their spinning a dic with a script, that's very doable in a few days even with delays. The point is to increase the variables to increase the time.

Once upon a past 24+ characters mattered, because doing so forced Windows to a higher level of encryption (never mattered with other OS'). That's not the case anymore, so once people pass 11 that's generally good enough to stop all with today's computing, especially if they're changed multiple times a year.

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kc5ods 1 point ago +1 / -0

CORRECT HORSE BATTERY STAPLE

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JohnBarron 4 points ago +4 / -0

password 1 year old gang checking in

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Smol_Gobbo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine not having a funny meme as your password so you never forget what it is

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m999 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't forget it but it automatically logged me into my greatawakening.win account.

I think i'll keep it rike dis

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WeaponizedSmirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who doesn't save their passwords?

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wakingmajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

More burritos and covfefe are needed.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

VI-pedes

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FuckingJabronis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Praise kek my phone remembers it, because I don’t!

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

My android and Samsung browser didn't. Sad! But I did.

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boony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just in the Father Pavone prayer, it was fast and furious in the chat. I dont know much about they guy, but al ot of Trump and Jesus. Was fun honestly

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SoldanoSlo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only did I remember my password, I told the Malwarebytes WARNING I got to take a hike

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kmillz 2 points ago +2 / -0

here here

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FarmingLeftBollocks 2 points ago +3 / -1

Checking in.

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Glock43Groves 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐸🐸 I wrote my pass down pedes 🐸🐸

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SirJiub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ayyy!