Took the vaccine
💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Carbum
+4614 / -2
Just to let you know... I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine from Pfizer. The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. It is in 6 different stages and I received my first dose this yesterday at 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо. Comrade
Just to let you know... I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine from Pfizer. The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. It is in 6 different stages and I received my first dose this yesterday at 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it is safe and I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо. Comrade
okay this is epic.
Top tier post. Love me some witty humor.
Have y’all noticed how lefties are never funny?
it seems like childish toilet humor is all they get. and insult humor. silverman is so unfunny.
Que in Amy Schumer “Hey guys my pussy is so stubbly like a cactus...haha..and and and I’m on my period, so I shoved a tampon up my cactus ..haha..”
She has nice tits, though.
It's because every time they get close to anything considered humor their outrage reflex kicks in.
Siri enters the chat:did you mean to say reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeflex?
I really hate that the bitch is in Star Trek and Seinfeld...
Outrage. Reflex.
AWESOME POST! even funier when you translate the cyrillic: ** I feel like I'm feeling a little weird and I think I pulled out my ears. feeling numb.**
That's because Satan has no sense of humor. As Mel Brooks once observed, "Political Correctness is the death of comedy." And that proves that, along with Leftism, PC is also a child of Satan.
God has THE BEST sense of humor, stands to reason that really pisses the devil off.
They are just not intentionally. Not funny ha ha, funny queer.
This needs stickied
ripped off a twitter post, but ok
That's how memes work
很高兴疫苗能按预期工作。 👍🏽🤣
谢谢学者我知道你的伟大。该疫苗具有出色的双语效果。我现在只说共产党员。
天安门广场大屠杀。以防万一。
中国是头
ホンコン人ですか？
那个橙色男人的确很坏
拉屎帖子
比爾·克林頓是強姦犯
爱泼斯坦没有自杀
Wait why Japanese?
because chyna is asshole
I love this place.
asshoe! FTFY
The Chinese comments above are obviously through Google Translate. So just relax and have fun at TD.win
ブロ、間違った月のルーン
Translation:
Ich bin froh, dass der Impfstoff wie erwartet wirkt. 👍🏽🤣
Du nicht say sein name without permission..... Das ist verboten, ach toooong!!!!!
Ahh, oui..... J'aime manger au lingerie.
Hahaha. Vous utilisez des traducteurs en ligne, ou connaissez vous tout ces langues? Cuz ur grammar is stellar. Il y'a des masques tres chic..... Par exemple, lequel portait par Catwoman.
Ich wusste nicht, dass es Gefährten gibt furhers. Lol🤣
Heh, Gefarten.
I wish I was, but no, Merkel made me do it. Sorry, bro. O_o
Super hilfsbereiter Fren
"That's not how this works... That's not how any of this works." 🤣
Hey, if there's a chance that we get some censor or shill reprimanded we take it.
Facts about the 1989 protests are disputed.
Dobro je da cjepivo djeluje ocekivano
中国阿舒！
KEK!
ded. rip.
This is the funniest shot I’ve ever seen Hahahaha. Saving.
lol it's sputnik
I’d rather have putin then Kamala . That’s how bad she sucks. Thank god trump won. Imagine any other Republican fighting this hard ? Not a chance. We are truly lucky and blessed to have President Trump .
And he gave thumbs up to naked women that were protesting. (My phone internet has been shit today, please tell me if I'm duplicate posting.)
yup totally, and the commie mainstream media went nuts calling them homophobic when the law was actually against pedophillia and for th epurpose of protecting children. when you look up the actual law, the outcry is insane.
I A M A R U S S I A N B O T!
Hello fellow comrade!
Hahah. At any rate, please don't take it. You will be infertile whether you're female or male. Those people who can hoax common cold as a deadly disease will do anythign to depopulate human beings on earth.
I'd rather drink bleach. I'm not taking that poison. Promise.
I did drink bleach once, dont do it. Its the most disgusting experience I've ever had. It felt like I swallowed something alien. I could feel all my cells rejecting it, it was soso bad
How'd it happen?
Im at a party and made a drinking gesture with a bottle of bleach, and one of my friends said 'you dont dare take a sip' and before it had gone 1 sec I had done it. Happened so automatic and quick everyone was like wtf
Lol that's nuts. Did you go to the hospital or just walk it off?
I also want to know. Bleach fucks shit up.
Was just a small shot, but I threw it all up on purpose because I didnt want that shit inside my body
Edit: which reminds me, my gf's dad told a funny story of when my gf was young. He had mixed soap together and thought it smelled nice, so he got her to come over and smell it, and while she was smelling he pressed on the bottle so she inhaled all the gas. He had made chlorin gas obviously so she almost choked to death
Holy shit. The wrong kind of dad joke!
Did you die?
No I threw it up, was just a small shot of it but it was terrible as all hell
Bleach pretty much kills whatever it touches so im not surprised
on a serious note though, isn't Trump saying that the vaccine is safe and it has his backing?
So much confusion on whether to take it or not.. A vaccine that can alter your DNA doesn't sound like something I'm keen to get involve with..
of course not
read between the lines
Are we talking about any vaccine or this Russian one in particular?
I doubt we could take Sputnik V even if we wanted to. It's for Russia only at first. Mind you, theirs is the one I'd trust the most just because they don't have incentive to murder their own people, at least once it's been in use for at least five years with no problems.
Just don't fucking take any. Do some research if you don't belive me.
It's an old meme, guess we got a lot of new people around.
Holy Kek OP
This is golden!
Good joke mate, as a person who speaks Russian, it was a bit painful to read the Russian part but I got it for the most part.
мои извенения
KEK
В порядке
Did you mean to say Переведенно - translated, or Правильно-correct?
I thought it was Serbian at first
https://thedonald.win/p/11QlPDtMwM/x/c/4DqcOUIIPGS
Oh yeah, I know mate, I understood what he said, was just a bit painful in a funny way, sort of like Americans are trying to do a Russian accent type of thing.
It's not necessarily for you.
Yeah let me just block you, so I wont see you being all snippety with me for no reason any longer. Just for the future, when someone is having fun and joking around as I was, you really do not need to come around and be an ass.
Precisely why Im blocking you, you are too low of an IQ for anything intelligent. Have fun trolling others and soon to be deported.
LMAO, cope harder, smoothbrain.
Too bad blocking doesn't work...
quick get adam shit, this is clear evidence of a russian disinformation campaign!
Freaking brilliant! I'm borrowing this
classic
Agreed. Avoid that poison.
Amazing!
You had me in the first half...not gonna lie.
😂🤣😂😜
сука блять
That's what they say on all the dashcam videos!
LOL
Herro Shitty Wok?
Resnov?
Oh dear, it's also effected your memory. So sad.
This message has been approved by CNN
Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
They have wanted to do a vaccine against religious extremism.
This video is worth watching. They know about a God Gene and want to suppress it since 2005 atleast https://www.bitchute.com/video/cdSKkIWGqeup/
👍👍🤣🤣🤣
Buahahhha, this is hilarious. Well done pede!
Bravo!
Walk it off. Your a pede.
I was onto you fucker.
Still, 😄
The real question is: does it make you want to piss on hookers?
да
☝️ Quick, give this guy a cucumber!
Lol This is hilarious.
>я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.
Я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что выросли ослиные уши. Чувствую себя немного странно.
Все хорошо
Funniest thing I've read today!
hahaha
Epic
This was amazing
🤣🤣🤣
это так смешно
Damn we lost one to vodka and borsch, F
Should be in Mandarin tho....But made me laugh
I laughed too hard at this.
phew If you started speaking Chinese we'd have been worried!
Fun fact I also got vaccinated. I sat on the bus and few days later I got a fever. Now I am immune.
Vaccination achieved. Like nature intended.