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Morg 52 points ago +52 / -0

Same over a year old!

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LegacyOfWinning 35 points ago +35 / -0

Us OGS out here I lost my original account though

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Error404 25 points ago +25 / -0

is there no forgot password link/ability? I have to remember like 40 passwords for work and half I have to change every 30/60/90 days and all the other bullshit with it so I keep em all on a notepad. shhhhh don't tell my IT admin.

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Mathelm 23 points ago +23 / -0 (edited)

SpringPassword2020
SummerPassword2020
AutumPassword2020
WinterPassword2020


Constant resetting makes passwords less secure.
Any IT worth anything should know that.
You're far better off requiring an annoying authenticator.

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usdodsgssog 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can confirm. Passwords get easier to crack and people write them down because they don't know "version" of the password they're on. Best password is one that's complex but easy to remember and makes sense to a human.

https://xkpasswd.net/s/

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FergieJR 7 points ago +7 / -0

The only password acceptable is Trump2020 unless it's Trump2024

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 5 points ago +7 / -2

Disagree. Trump4Eva is my password.

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Mathelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

"hardest" to crack Password is something like 4 words that the user knows. ie. thebigreddog or yearbookbluebinder

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God_bless_geotus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is “BillClintonIsARapist;EpsteinDidn’tKillHimself;HisNameIsSethRich” a strong password?

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a bunch of lesser passwords that COULD be broken, but then people can get on here and read this, or perhaps they could watch Steven Crowder's episodes in full, even the parts that only Mug Club gets.

And then I have an Important Password which is around 40 characters long and is a combination of abbreviations, initials, dates, and other numbers that will mean nothing to anyone who is not me (not my birthday, or anyone else's birthday, but days when things that only I would consider important happened. An abbreviation for a character in a game that is based on my original MISPRONUNCIATION of that character's name. The number of hours I had to wait to leave after finishing my Comprehensive Exam in highschool, when I felt REALLY sick, but wasn't able to leave until time was up, to maintain Test Security. Nobody but me will know any of these things, and even if they did, they don't understand why they're in the order they're in.)

Any password I've ever had to change every x days? Always easy to remember bullshit that anyone who knew my middle name could guess. Because I can't be bothered to come up with a fucking Cryptogram Cypher every month to be able to read company newspeak paradigm bullshit.

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Error404 5 points ago +5 / -0

a few of the passwords are like this;

password can't match any part of past 15 passwords

has to contain a number, special character, a lowercase and an uppercase

at least 1 uppercase and 1 number have to be in the first 6 char.

there's a couple other rules i'm missing I think.

for the most part I can get away with a !01 !02 !03 !04 .... which helps.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your IT admin is a fucktard. Sorry to tell you.

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

shhhhh... govt. lol bureaucracy is real.

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God_bless_geotus 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about “BillClintonIsARapist;EpsteinDidn’tKillHimself;HisNameIsSethRich;Trump2020”

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Weero 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, this just tells any hackers that the password is guaranteed to contain a number, special character, a lowercase and an uppercase, and that at least 1 uppercase and 1 number are in the first 6 chars.

Makes it fucking easy to bruteforce it.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that most people will use a 1 if they're not using their Birthday, and usually a ! because why not?

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

that reminds me, my battle.net account is more secure than dominion.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

My battle.net account got stolen this year actually. That sucked. They were like if it happens again sorry but you lose everything.

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Weero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you have an authenticator, mobile or otherwise? My account has had no problems like that after I went mobile authenticator.

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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

Why are you still using Blizzard products? I started sending them shemale porn.

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The most inportant feature for password security is length. It's also easier for humans to remember long phrases than random combinations of numbers and symbols.

Unfortunately, many websites still have a maximum length for the password field. Worse yet, that max is often less than 100 characters.

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Morg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Try keepass it’s free and works like a charm

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks fren

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ItsTooMuchWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does that work? Just feels like all my eggs in one basket sort of thing.

Handing off all my passwords to someone I don’t know. Seems crazy to me.

I feel like I should be using something but can’t jump that hurdle yet.

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Morg 2 points ago +2 / -0

It saves them locally, not in the cloud. They have an app as well that you have to use Dropbox to move the saved file from your pc to the phone.

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Cheesemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you try "spezisacuck"?

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always has been

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Tantalus4200 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it give a start date? Can't find it but it was around the end of TD at reddit

Those bitches closed r/trump too

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's nice! On TDWin b day I noticed how many others shared it with me.... Today there are many less

Sorry for your loss pedes.

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UhtredRagnarok -14 points ago +1 / -15

Same lol

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cjcivicx 33 points ago +34 / -1

Old guy with a notebook for the win!

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cjcivicx 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yet another in a long line of missed opportunities!

🍻

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540k-Again 1 point ago +2 / -1

Some of the best comedy requires a team!

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TX2013 8 points ago +8 / -0

Original stickies...post it’s for the win!

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +4 / -1

Post its?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! We got us a rich kid here!

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TX2013 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

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TruthyBrat 3 points ago +3 / -0

An address book for the alphabet pages.

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely what I did fren. I went to the safe, looked at the paper-o-passwords, typed 12345 back in, and BOOM back in da club.

Really had no clue it was going to be such a big ordeal for so many.

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Microsoft onenote is great for passwords. I have a password protected notebook of all my passwords. Of course if I forget the master password I'm SOL, but that will never happen unless I get severe brain damage like Biden.

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Bucktooth34 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful fren, Microdick onenote is not a safe place to put passwords. Get a real password manager like Bitwarden, it safer and makes your life easier. Just make sure to write down your master password and hide it somewhere safe!

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UpTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

If I lost this account with this username, I'd be pissed

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

no shit.

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Korec [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Account Gang!

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justknoweverything 39 points ago +39 / -0

What happened with the passwords???

If you had yours saved in windows it's still there; just have to look it up.

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Cloraxland_ 31 points ago +32 / -1

Authentication is done through a diffrent domain so it isnt automatically filled in, people just didnt realize

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GodSaveTheWest 21 points ago +24 / -3

Or you know, write it down in a secure place like a smart person.

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visorak 4 points ago +6 / -2

There's so many accounts and passwords and so many websites to log into. Much easier to just let the browser autogenerate and store passwords. Then if you lose it, just get a new password via email authentication.

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GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do you use so many websites? I only use a handful often, the rest are written down for when i need them.

Just because its easy doesnt mean its good, like paper ballots vs voting machines.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Google (and Last Pass) do checks to see if your password is compromised so it's actually really convenient (and good) for anyone who doesn't consistently change passwords -- which is most people.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some people have a lot for work. I probably have 30 for work. And I would use an easy to remember system but they all have different requirements and crap. I use browser auto fill and such but eventually you get where you forget one or need to login from a different computer which sucks

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

For high internet use like that im sure its worth it.

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Bucktooth34 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before I got a password manager I thought I had 15 passwords, after I realized I had over 200. What gets measured gets managed so I use a password manager.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use a password manager like Keepass or Lastpass. Too many issues with browser stored passwords. Between myself, work, and several other tech impaired users, I have a few hundred username/passwords I have to manage. Would be difficult to do without one.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are other websites?

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never heard of password management tools, like lastpass or 1password?

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +2 / -1

It can always be lost or stolen,

Same thing for a PC/laptop, it can get destroyed aswell or fried. You can be hacked, i recently had 2 of my emails hacked into. You can lose a thumbdrive or hard drive aswell. Your password manager can all of a sudden forget all your passwords, a glitch if you will.

Keeping a password book isnt as risky or complicated as youre trying to make it sound. Use a little brain power and you wont leave it in a place it can be stolen or lost, you'll keep it secure. Who is gonna break into a house and look for a password book to steal anyways lol. Tearing it up for disposal is more than enough for your average internet user.

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ProgramNerd 0 points ago +2 / -2

"Secure."

"...honey, did you clean off my desk?"

"oh, please say no...."

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I said smart person, keeping it on top of your desk for anyone to get to obviously isnt smart

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ProgramNerd 0 points ago +1 / -1

Here you are thinking only the top of your desk is open to "helpful cleaning."

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GodSaveTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Here you are reaching for any possible scenario in which a book would be bad.

The only real worries i have because im not irresponsible and dont surround myself with idiots that would start throwing books away that arent theirs. Is fire, natural disaster, the off chance i spill something on it. Otherwise its been easy and reliable for a decade so far.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eddie Bravo has entered the chat.

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Ifififokiedoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

hunter2

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Fridge_pirate 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's weird, I just see a bunch of stars.

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hereticpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s makes no sense, it’s still saved, just have to look for it and click it.

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Guysmiles 36 points ago +36 / -0

new shill account for me :*( sad days

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DennyCrane 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here. But, we’re Pedes - we will rebuild. Please accept my upvote.

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Guysmiles 4 points ago +4 / -0

updoot to you too pede

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry to hear that fren

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Crankyboy 2 points ago +3 / -1

did you check passwards in your browser settings? It saves them.

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Guysmiles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didnt save it

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Mr.T 30 points ago +31 / -1

I pity the fool who lost their password.

But I welcome them back.

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RyanT282 15 points ago +15 / -0

Username checks out.

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DennyCrane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you spare an updoot for a lowly handshake new old Pede?

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Greek5576 22 points ago +22 / -0

Any UpTrumps for the quiet members that remembered their passwords but have so little history we could easily be mistaken for a shiiiiiillllllllll?

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neehl 14 points ago +15 / -1

Was going to make this exact meme tonight but hadn’t gotten to it yet. Summed up my feelings today. Glad we are on the same wave length!

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betweenthelines_mn 10 points ago +11 / -1

no kidding.. my deport finger is tired

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +7 / -1

I can spot them a mile away. Handshake or not.

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Trumper007 5 points ago +6 / -1

LOL me 4 2 mins earlier.

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Jimmy_Dean 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can relate. Didn't put in an email so there's no recovering. :(

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DennyCrane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. Here’s my updoot, Pede. We will rebuild.

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REBONKED 1 point ago +1 / -0

So we have no way of getting our old accounts back?

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Herewegooo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t think so

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REBONKED 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but it won't work as I already hit "Reset My Password" and my old account is now bricked.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 5 points ago +6 / -1

All Your Password Are Belong To Us

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JustSayIt 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Wouldn't be the first time. Bill Gates has experience with making people infertile with vaccines.

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bluebahloo 4 points ago +5 / -1

How come I never got logged out?

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bluebahloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I frickin knew it

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bluebahloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

His faggotry transcends temporospatial boundaries.

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FondueFerret 4 points ago +4 / -0

To anyone who lost their pw, go look it up in your passwords tabs in chrome, if that's your browser. it can be found under settings on the top right of your screen. Should still be there, even if autofill cannot find it.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Password gang!

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Symko 4 points ago +4 / -0

There should be a badge for those who have their original account :P

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IowaGranny 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to change my user name, it wouldn’t take the password I had. Password was written down so it wasn’t geriatric forgetfulness.

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Daniel644 4 points ago +4 / -0

for some reason my Password manager wasn't recognizing the site to auto fill but when I searched the PW Manager I was able to get mine, good thing too, that password is randomly generated you would need 4chan level brain power to remember that string.

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Bucktooth34 1 point ago +1 / -0

The URL changed, that is why it did not show up.

Change the URL in your password manager to authentication.win and it will work.

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BewareOfThePug 1 point ago +1 / -0

then password is handled by "authenticator.win" and then passed to the donald.

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chieflemons 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the fuck have so many people lost their accounts lol

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WeWonByALOT-1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to be cool....

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Nickyhoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, did everyone else have to reset their .win password today because they got signed out by someone/thing?

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Delirious133 2 points ago +2 / -0

High five to those who remembered their passwords

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HHornblower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does it mean anything that I was the 1776 upvote? Is that an omen? Hmmmm?

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao atleast it doesnt lock you out for failing... I remembered my password on about the 20th try

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey guys, can someone write down my password in case I forget it again?

It's WhereIsHunter2?

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Cheesemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

For anyone that forgot their password, try "spezisacuck"

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LostMyOriginal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I use updoots as a marker that I've read stuff.

UPDOOTS FOR ALL! (Unless I need to deport a hoe)

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Brandidh 2 points ago +2 / -0

😁 I searched high& low for my password just to avoid being new again!

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

I created a backup just for fun. Pepe_Le_Pede

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also worth noting, probably should be aware of shills who may be building a normal post history just to try and shill later

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Barrysstash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Took me a while but I finally got my password back 😄

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Bucktooth34 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, this must be the Great Reset I keep hearing about?

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REBONKED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pissed off! I lost my veteran account that I've had for over a year!

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DennyCrane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. Takes a long time to build and gone in an instant.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

BWHAHAHA f'real!

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Wishiwastrumpswife 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was typing in the wrong user name 🤦🏻‍♀️

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HillarysDrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like this is a trap.

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Korec [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

shhh

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lavebug 2 points ago +2 / -0

LastPass

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup..... she still here.... lady pede reporting for duty!! Cheers frens! <3 MAGA2020

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Kerra_Holt 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a good thing I use real passwords for all of my accounts.

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MeanOlDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

We an all see who logs out regularly to clear data and tracking to cover their porn views.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm guessing this was a slow news day?

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poherf 1 point ago +1 / -0

how did so many people lose their password?

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