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Rerun1Central 265 points ago +266 / -1

covid is super cereal guys..

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RussianFemBot 101 points ago +101 / -0

Ok if I read this in Salty Cracker’s voice?

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ramcolt1 47 points ago +47 / -0

I don’t think it’s possible not to!

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AnthraciteCracker 31 points ago +31 / -0

OK.... I'll ask... 9 minute old account just posted same irrelevant comment on 4 posts?

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KamalasSnatch 15 points ago +16 / -1

Many of us have had to respawn because of the Death Star password blast

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DonnieT 11 points ago +11 / -0

I saw that same other post on another thread. Sketchy deport time.

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always know mine. It's the same one as my luggage.

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PepeCucumber 4 points ago +4 / -0

1234567...

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Youobeynow 16 points ago +16 / -0

Deport this heathen.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +9 / -1

deport! Tracking link!!

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I clicked it. What do now?

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Moltar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deported

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AnthraciteCracker 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm confusioned why she not social distancing?

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zooty 32 points ago +32 / -0

She's socially distanced from her inferiors (the rest of us).

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iPissExcellence 15 points ago +15 / -0

*Superiors.

Fuck all of them.

DISOBEY It is your duty as a free man. If you don't they take more. (ex: the prohibition vs NFA...which lasted and which didn't)

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AnathemaToLeftists 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's a big club, and you ain't in it. -G. Carlin

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One-Man_Riot 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm confucious as to why she looks nothing like "mom" or dad.

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Junionthepipeline 7 points ago +8 / -1

Its somebody elses kid

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well Riot, I see your first mistake.

You said MOM and dad...

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petethedragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just going to ask this.

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m confused-is this the one that was smoking pot or is that the other daughter? Which one was half naked at a concert and is that the same one that worked for Harvey Weinstein?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +8 / -1

Such fine, upstanding presidential material

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saltycracker 27 points ago +27 / -0

stay skeeeeered!

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MagaHippie88 9 points ago +9 / -0

^ THIS! Keep that salt flowin soldier!! Cheers to u Mr saltycracker!! <3<3<3 MAGA2020

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crash7863 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excalibur!

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KamalasSnatch 159 points ago +159 / -0

All of the so-called "leaders" have been caught doing a similar thing. They know it's fake as fuck.

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iPissExcellence 37 points ago +37 / -0

It is your DUTY to DISOBEY

Those who aren't deserve what's planned next for them.

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iPissExcellence 29 points ago +29 / -0

Every avalanche begins with a single snowflake.

Be the snowflake, just not the faggy kind.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +12 / -1

Be the snowflake, just not the faggy kind.

God I love this place!

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FuckChinaRaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sasha Obama goes to U of M, so she must be dumb as a box of rocks (Presidents kids are basically guaranteed Ivy League spots.)

Whitler just extended the illegal restrictions on liberty here. Ann Arbor is one of the most subservient cities in MI, like I see people driving by my house alone or walking by my house wearing a mask all the time.

If this was the kid of a prominent republican, they would be having a field day.

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Unapologetic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easier said than done pedes. Im walking a tightrope, going to lose my job because i wont/cant wear a mask for 8hrs straight. Last option wednesday, filing americans with disabilities act claim. Not optimistic.

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Undo1913 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rebellion to tyranny is obedience to God.

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diversityisgay 6 points ago +8 / -2

This is the story of human history

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HockeyMom4Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mayor of Austin, Texas flew to Mexico for his daughter’s wedding after telling everyone else to stay home...

These people are pathetic

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NoSteppy2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

But, I mean it was his daughter's wedding. You know? Super important.

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Junionthepipeline 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not like my grammas funeral or anything

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NoSteppy2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Where's your mask, bigot?

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont wear em

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PurestEvil 8 points ago +8 / -0

They know the game, we know the game, plenty of leftists know the game. Many sheep do not.

This is like communism. It was the same - the game was everyone has to pretend that the ruling communists are the champions of the working class, while in truth it was just a maximum level of authoritarianism and corruption running rampant, benefiting an aristocracy of violent lunatics.

If you point it out, you lost the game and your life. If you play along you lost the game, but lived. If you managed to get to the upper 1% (good luck if nepotism is all that matters), you won the game.

Interesting is though, while you'd assume Stalin and his highest staff would just laugh at the craziness of their ruling ideology in secrecy, they didn't. They took it seriously AT ALL TIME, even in private. They maintained the communist vocabulary and politically correct terms and ideas at all times.

Nobody was exempt from being forced to play along.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the fact that they know it all, the covid, the fraud, the coup, is the reason they'll understand when Trump declares martial law and arrests and executes the traitors in our nation.

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. They will pretend, they will cry, but they'll understand.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone knows it's fake as fuck.

Except the stupid.

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honkpillfarmer 41 points ago +41 / -0

What are we gonna do about these fuckers?

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NotSpyRussian 14 points ago +15 / -1

Let them eat cake two: electricity keeps my ice cream cold boogaloo (in minecraft)

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TH750 -10 points ago +8 / -18

probably post on an online forum and then nothing

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CyberCriminal 10 points ago +11 / -1

The above commenter is a prime example of what we call a "faggot". They may or may not be a shill, but they clearly view our country with the same level of contempt when they are not even to fight for her. A faggot in truth.

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ArtPunk138 71 points ago +71 / -0

At least my Mom doesn't have a DICK 😝

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DemsFuckKids 36 points ago +36 / -0

“Mom”. That doesn’t look like either “Obama”

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Wheresthebeer 7 points ago +7 / -0

With that schnoz she looks more like Humpty

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bill_in_texas 24 points ago +24 / -0

Neither does Sasha's biological mom.

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Anaconda 54 points ago +57 / -3

ummm, why weren't we spamming this the past 24 hours?

exhibit #1 about how the elite aren't wearing masks and rubbing it in our faces

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CantStumpTheTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a woman attending college, there are no children being discussed here.

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boomer conservatives and liberals are the worst.

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censorthisss 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to print a bunch of posters featuring all of the examples of politicians and their families breaking their own Covid restrictions and post them in every city.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need the original video, too.

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Duchess 48 points ago +49 / -1

She does not look the SLIGHTEST bit like either Obama, nor does her prettier sister.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. Interesting

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

The one on the lower right looks a lot like Michelle Obama. Which makes me wonder if Michelle Obama is her father... (since he has a penis flopping around as we all know).

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logan34 6 points ago +6 / -0

Both the sisters are from other parents they we’re adopted as babies.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anita Blanchard and Martin Nesbitt.

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2020voter 42 points ago +43 / -1

Hell will simply not be hot enough for these evil minions.....God bless the workin' man.....

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Wharf_Rat 36 points ago +36 / -0

Sasha Nesbitt

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MehNahMehNah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, like Hillary's kid. It's a thing among elites.

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bill_in_texas 18 points ago +18 / -0

It apparently is a night owl, that does most of its work after 10pm, thus the curfews in various areas.

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FormerGraveheart 4 points ago +4 / -0

The curfews are such a blatant powergrab. They cannot possibly reduce infection rates even if this was the most contagious virus ever, because the infections will happen when everybody is out at the same time. People out at night by themselves won't do anything.

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plaaaa 6 points ago +6 / -0

It infects class rooms used to teach students, but not class rooms used for daycare.

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Oliver_Cromwell_1658 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Rules for thee but not for me."

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Yeehaw-McKickass 19 points ago +19 / -0

Broke my toe bad thursday night, damn near snapped the little bastard right off my foot. Went to my construction job today because I can't afford not to. Going to my construction job tomorrow because I can't afford not to.

Literally drowning in all this white male privilege.

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HillarysHairyAss 12 points ago +12 / -0

Stop complaining, you racist homophobe!!!

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side_o_beef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Omg I can’t even with all of these micro aggressions.

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aveydey 13 points ago +14 / -1

She looks identical to her birth mother.

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Ophelia 17 points ago +17 / -0

She looks just like her REAL mom.

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RealAozolai 9 points ago +10 / -1

Man I hate libtards with a passion. Hypocrites.

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What_Am_I_Watching 6 points ago +7 / -1

when we realized big mike was hung

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Barry_Obama 3 points ago +5 / -2

Like a damn horse!

🐎🥒

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact check: TRUMP LIED

...clearly there's somebody else who loves the cucumber.

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AppalachianTactical 0 points ago +2 / -2

Yeah but clearly not Obamas DNA is involved because she looks like Mr. Nesbitt.

Mike Packin doesn't point at WHERE they came from, but that seems to have been called correctly from the looks of things.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +7 / -1

She's got a Mr. Potato Head nose. I can't unsee that now.

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Molon_Labia 6 points ago +7 / -1

We’re rapidly accelerating towards the society in Panem from The Hunger Games

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jetjetjet 6 points ago +7 / -1

"white privilege" was created by rich liberals so they could make fun of poor people without feeling guilty

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Undo1913 5 points ago +5 / -0

How did Sasha come out of Big Mike’s giant rubber snake?

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Pepedom 5 points ago +6 / -1

All the money and influence and she still ends up getting ghetto nails....

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CNN_IS_TUBGIRL 4 points ago +5 / -1

The lack of resemblance to big Mike is uncanny

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DemsFuckKids 4 points ago +5 / -1

WOW! She doesn’t look ANYTHING like her “parents”

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Locust 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weird how she doesn’t look like her “parents”

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MagaHippie88 4 points ago +6 / -2

Shit.... who's doin her nails then?!?! <3 MAGA2020

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NoSteppy2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

We are supposed to believe that girl came out of big Mike?

Looks nothing like him or Barry

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AmmoniumHydroxide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, she’s disgusting. Yuck, look at those nails.

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Parabolical 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish I could just stop working but still get paid. That’s my dream! It’s too bad us peons, that don’t have our own loyal subjects, have to actually work our asses off and spend our own money to even have a chance at passive income.

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just write a book how you married the first POTUS to get hired for being born a random skin color he had no control over! Watch the millions of $ in reward for your "tough luck" pour in!

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CrackerSmurf2 4 points ago +5 / -1

She definitely looks like that dude who married Mikes "birthing" nurse.

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +5 / -1

ya momma is a daddy and your daddy is a bitch. fuck off skank.

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AntsCamera 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the one who fucked Harvey Weinstein or the degenerate pothead? Commies all look alike to me

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andre9000 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lil' Mike

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bf4truth 3 points ago +4 / -1

rules for theeee but not for meeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE

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OrngeManBad 3 points ago +4 / -1

Adopted commies are the worst

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Michael032817 3 points ago +4 / -1

May not look like her parents, but still as fucking ugly.

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TurdFerguson 3 points ago +4 / -1

Was this the one made from Obama, or Mike’s sperm?

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highenergywinning 4 points ago +5 / -1

Neiher

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Xenovista 3 points ago +4 / -1

I SOOOO want to show these champagne socialists a fucking worker's revolution.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

“We are the communists now.”

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Blurpy 3 points ago +4 / -1

I am very afraid for Sasha and her friends. No masks!

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

As she ages, she looks so much more like her mother

Her real mother, that is

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/1a/9e/501a9ed2ebd1d10bd9f360fc67a8483e.jpg

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MAGADUDE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the same.

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Tookens 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does she have a penis like her "mom"?

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Crucial 2 points ago +2 / -0

And she doesn't look like either of her fathers, just sayin.

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Deadsilos 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lizard people are obviously immune to the Coof

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busyDad 2 points ago +3 / -1

She looks more and more like her biological mother every time I see her!