My skill is in the bow, and the axe, and the blowgun, and the bowie knife, and the katana, and the ak47, and the ar15, and the mosin nagant, and the glock 17, and the fnx 45, and the 10mm 1911, and the viola.

Communists will cower before my might as my mighty viola screams the battle hymn of the republic as I march into battle with my bow, my bowie knife, and my ak47. My ancestors will be proud.