I need to get something off my chest. I’m making this account a throwaway. I don’t want to be identified because, like many my career would be ruined. I’ve never posted here but I learned about you guys from a few conservative personalities. I just needed someone/some people to confide in.

For background I’m an accountant at a rather large and well known global firm. I have friends in this discipline. When the news broke on Benford’s law being run to discredit the election results in various swing states, I laughed and decided to run it myself.

To save everyone the trouble, I got nearly identical results to the ones shown on various networks (that aired them). And so did a few friends who I asked to check my work (never showed them what it was for). Same results. Hell, I even ran it through the company’s analysis software (part of the reason I can’t post cause then I’d be in legal trouble) and again similar if not exact results.

If these swing states were each a publicly traded corporation, we would be having Congressional hearings like back when the Enron Scandal broke. People would be going to prison for years.

I now have developed a drinking habit in secret and feel like I’m one of the only people awake to the nightmarish matrix we’re living in. God help us all.

Update to post: As I said I a comment below: thanks to all of you for the kind words. I’ll lay off the sauce starting tomorrow. And also I now know what a pede is, you all are hilarious. God speed to you and your love ones.