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Rinorooter 129 points ago +129 / -0

Thank God for this site. It makes me chuckle all day and now into the night.

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Corn_Pop_Bad_Dude [S] 77 points ago +77 / -0

It is by far my top source of news AND entertainment

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Error404 30 points ago +30 / -0

same. keeps me sane, and sober.

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Saltypede 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'm not doing very well on the sober part but at least it's keeping me sane

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Error404 13 points ago +13 / -0

ya funny thing is I just bought a case of hi-life.. but hey, at least it's not post-deployment binge drinking 40 beers a day for two months.

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Saltypede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I never got to that level went on rotation in poland and it got pretty bad I stay relatively sober when I have cars to work on and stuff to do.

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Error404 4 points ago +4 / -0

to me, it's all about finding that outlet or friend to talk to to let some of the pressure out and acting on it not just letting shit build up. God Bless!

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Deplorable_Yankee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy snikees!

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

cheers

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GEOTUSMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Everything else is fake and gay.

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Jackhererer 3 points ago +3 / -0

LoL excellent.

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winslow1132 5 points ago +5 / -0

If only we could give more than 1 upvote for this and so many other fantastic posts.

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Kompromat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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Scumbag-reddit 69 points ago +69 / -0 (edited)

ACKSHUALLY COMMUNISM HAS NEVER BEEN IMPLEMENTED BECAUSE EVERY TIME IT'S TRIED IT DOESN'T WORK SO IT'S NEVER BEEN ACKSHUALLY TRIED BUT IF WE ACKSHUALLY TRIED IT IT'D BE DIFFERENT THAN ALL OTHER TIMES IT HASN'T BEEN TRIED.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

"IF ONLY 100% OF PEOPLE WOULD JUST STAY HOME!!!"

Even first responders? What if people need medical attention or their house is set on fire? Pets can't leave to do their business or take walks either?

"NO EXCEPTIONS!!!"

And then Covid will be gone forever and ever?

"YES!!!"

...got any more of those medical brownies? They're really bringing out your creativity.

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jpower 12 points ago +12 / -0

LMAO

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Error404 8 points ago +8 / -0

ACKSHUALLY ALSO I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT XI JINGPING IS NOT A DICTATOR

reminds me of a joke my friend told me in kindergarten back in 1988, how do chinese people name their kids? they throw forks and knives down the stairs... ching chang chung

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back when you could tell a joke like that, and you might even offend a few people; but eventually everyone just forgot about it and moved on.

Now people try to cling on to that stuff because it gives them victim points. Gotta get that high score!

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Error404 2 points ago +2 / -0

no kidding. no one but us has tough skin. they all get butthurt even if it's not about them, they get herpes buttrash over someone else that "should" be offended. it's gotten out of control.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

We know how to control this ...

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

And kindly please ignore my t-shirts and flags of the countries where communism hasn't ackshually been tried.

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PlanetReno 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its never been tried before. It could work.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those faggots never read the Mayflower Compact

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Filo76 1 point ago +1 / -0

THat WaSn’T ReAL CoMMunISn! REEEEEEE

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah it really was. On this continent, the first (or one of the first?) settlement to endure in the east. All they did was starve and die. Under ideal conditions for communism to do well.

As soon as they changed one law, that private property was a right and could be protected, everybody figured out how to be productive and prospered.

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I, too, have listened to Rush’s real story of thanksgiving. It’s not something they teach in schools. Not even back in the 80’s when I was still a kid.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned this in '74. In public school. I wonder if my school district had stopped teaching this by the 80's? What a scary thought.

I've never heard Rush cover it. Glad he has! I was completely apolitical until listening to him on the radio while driving a lot for work, before the '92 election. He is the first pede. Seeing him get the medal from FLOTUS was amazing!

Has he been solid re: the steal?

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bigdickhangsright 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even within a homogeneous, like-minded group socialism doesn't work.

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50blessings 7 points ago +7 / -0

I tried “DemocraticSocialism,” but it doesn’t seem to work either.

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matrik 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, that's just because you didn't have a REAL Democratic Socialist in charge..

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pup1pup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Darn . . . beat me to it!

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hailXenu 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look, you account might be new, but you are a veteran shitposter!

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Corn_Pop_Bad_Dude [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Made new account because I forgot my password haha. 2 stickies in a day! I am honoured to be part of the fight.

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hailXenu 10 points ago +10 / -0

We can tell you are an old pro. 😉

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603win 8 points ago +8 / -0

“It’s just never been implemented right”

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ethan123 7 points ago +7 / -0

u/doggos probably shat his/her pants when seeing the title

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Nomoralcompass89 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look, we can't poke fun at Barron Trump after his bed time.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is he the true force behind thedonald?

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SyNiKaLiTy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try Socialism... Ohhh wait....

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FUCK-COMMUNISM 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCK-COMMUNISM worked.

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Maga_bigly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out.

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go with "real communism".

I hear it's never been tried 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Billybobcuccio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha 😂 that’s perfect

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milhouseisameme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah that’s because it’s never been tried

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Ham_Sandwich77 3 points ago +4 / -1

REEEEEE!

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Grifter42 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHOOPS! WHY DON'T YOU TRY THAT ANOTHER TEN TIMES?

I am sure it will work the next time.

You never really tried it for real.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 3 points ago +4 / -1

It never does..

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Clarence_Thomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

try Marxist

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GodEmperorUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

"An Antifa Member" doesn't work either.

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hughesdude2 3 points ago +3 / -0

top kek

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Pleepleus 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Laughs in Bald Eagle

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Again: can’t you just request a “password reset”?

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PepeCucumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lost my old account 😢

Got a new one with a better name. 😃

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Nainya 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reason communism doesn't work is because communists don't.

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bsinbsers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am seeing more Shills today than usual. :(

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silverspoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

classic reset...

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry. We couldn’t find a functioning country with that ideology. Please try again.

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sticky-worthy IMHO

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +2 / -0

It never has .jpg

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ThatsSoSus 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sides.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not sorry at all.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad commie noises.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)
  1. YOU SHALL NOT FORGET THEDONALD.WIN PASSWORD
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Corn_Pop_Bad_Dude [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I accept these terms

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ReaganUprising 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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lololllllpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

i don’t get it it’s easy to create a new account

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heyvern69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Take the up-votes you bastard!

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Deboooooooooonked1 1 point ago +1 / -0

At first I legitimately didn't get it, I am sorry

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try RealCommunism.

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, a lot of people have replicated that bug, it's just broken, try something else.

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boony_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

boomer

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well played, mods. Well played.

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hereticpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sorry, I consider all these new accounts suspect considering how easy it is find your password. It’s still saved.

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SecurityBlanket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just keep trying it, no matter the consequences!

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MainstreamDeviant 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think your password is “isasshoe”