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SpicyAmerican 29 points ago +30 / -1

I'm partial to firing squads right now, but variety is the spice of life.

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killerbunny88 9 points ago +11 / -2

Traitor's choice: Firing squad The gallows Electric chair Burning at the stake Drawn and quartered Disembowelment Crucifixion

Whatever......

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SpicyAmerican 8 points ago +9 / -1

I think a firing squad is more 'all ages' viewing, but time will tell.

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killerbunny88 5 points ago +7 / -2

I figured hanging would be more age appropriate.... less blood, and they usually cover their heads.

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SpicyAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

By pure coincidence, I rewatched Clint Eastwood in Hang Em High over the weekend.

Hanging is good too. The drawn and quartering is a bit too much for my tastes. But hey, whatever works, right?

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killerbunny88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, I don't think I could stomach watching that, but I figure if it's 1776 again I should include it on the list ;)

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weezysweasel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Flynn judge first. Upvote.

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spin a giant wheel with the different methods on it. Make it a gameshow.

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TyrantsAreCucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's get the pu pu platter. All at the same time!

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killerbunny88 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oh my gosh they could have a wheel of fortune style wheel that gets spun for each one! Whatever it lands on is what the traitor gets! Very TV friendly.

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TyrantsAreCucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who should we get to host?

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killerbunny88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oooo that's a tough one. We need someone based that's also really charismatic and fun. Hmmmm

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DeusVultPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chuck Woolery, of course

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SpicyAmerican 2 points ago +3 / -1

Giving them a choice could make it even better TV though, so you may be on to something there...

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killerbunny88 0 points ago +2 / -2

And isn't having a choice in execution an old tradition? Or am I mistaken?

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SpicyAmerican 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm sure in some cases the guilty had some choice.

Obscure reference, but Dethklok (fictional death metal band) should decide. The TV show had an episode where they got to decide the elaborate deaths of criminals while they played a concert.

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killerbunny88 0 points ago +1 / -1

Never heard of Dethklok before.... and I watch a lot of TV. Sounds interesting.

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ALurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinata!

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EddieFelson8 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would prefer hanging, gunshots tend to make a fella flinch and I dont want to miss a second.

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fightnwhitey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not waisting ammo. A cheap guillotine will do. Doesn't eve need to be sharp.

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SpicyAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Lots of great choices ;)

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a POS Kemp is turning out to be. He just back stabbed the wrong person, GEOTUS is going to burn his life down

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pswho11 16 points ago +17 / -1

CodeMonkey taking no prisoners rn

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Rainman 2 points ago +3 / -1

We need a whole troop of code monkeys, like thousands unleashed on corrupt politicians

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TyrantsAreCucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like he's been inhabited by the ghost of Aaron Swartz (the only reddit founder who is not an absolute faggot)

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3rdEstateRevolution 14 points ago +15 / -1

Atlanta is a member of the Strong Cities program here is the US. I think there is only 4 or 5 here in America. I wonder if these guys or this meeting had anything to do with that insane situation. People in Atlanta need to start looking into relocation options.

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Nomad1 12 points ago +13 / -1

Kemp is fooked. He must be worried about car accidents at this point.

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Winner2020 9 points ago +10 / -1

I hear car accidents just fall out of the sky in Georgia

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Nomad1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes. Almost like they are planned. But that's just crazy talk.

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Winner2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

Call me crazy, but... call me crazy

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IHaveTheBestWords 1 point ago +2 / -1

One mustn’t lose their head

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RussianAgent13 10 points ago +11 / -1

Pompeo knows.

Trump knows.

It's over for Kemp.

His only choice is his exit strategy.

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Taffy550 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, sir. I live in Houston. The Chinese consulate was burning documents and fake Id's for the election. No one is talking about it. The entire thing was documented.

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JamesBond007 5 points ago +6 / -1

I bet that bonfire in their courtyard was counterfeit ballots they intended to release to fellow travelers in Houston

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Nomad1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Let's email these pics to everyone in Georgia govt.

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Bout2gitsome 2 points ago +3 / -1

Get this fucker out. GA stand up.

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meredithcat2017 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember there was a fire at the consulate too and video of Chinese burning tons of files

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420weedscopes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guillotine is efficient and gruesome enough so people will remember this and hopefully it will never have to be used again. Sends a message of commit treason your head rolls.

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are at war with China. This is treason.

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BiteTheWaxTadpole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm, since watching “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”, I’ve really come to appreciate flamethrowers...

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Cherioldtown 1 point ago +1 / -0

He sold out America!🔥🔥🔥

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like that Ron got looped in.

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

They discussed how China and the Demoncrats are going to get Trump.

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TheRealSasquatch 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bamboo shoots underneath the finger nails while being waterboarded and forced to sing like a canary then electrocuted while being water boarded again... then repeat the whole cycle.

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FreeBased1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for your service

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Varangian 1 point ago +2 / -1

Expel CCP.

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IHaveTheBestWords 0 points ago +1 / -1

He in too deep

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TrumpTrainNov3 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Mr. Kemp, we give you 5 million dolla and you must accept Dominion in Georgia. If not, we will disappear you and family close to you!!"

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Donaldsweiner 0 points ago +1 / -1

What a fucker