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ItsTooMuchWinning 27 points ago +27 / -0

Rand Paul for President

Ted Cruz for AG

Candace for Senate

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rand wants open borders...hell no

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pindleskin 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump Jr / Rand Paul ticket

Ted Cruz for AG

Flynn for head of FBI

CIA shattered into a thousand pieces and scattered to the winds

Candace for Senate

Alex Jones for Press Secretary

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BigSteve 15 points ago +16 / -1

Alex Jones for Press Security!!!!!

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kag-2020- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Alex Jones for Press Secretary

They'd need ro replace all the chairs with toilets in the press room because all the Communist media drones would be constantly shitting themselves.

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Raposa 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Mr. Jones, the President has been accused of flirting with a woman at a Christmas party 30 years ago. This is a serious allegati—“

“I will EAT YOUR ASS like CORN on the COBB! I’M READY!”

“Mr. Jones please, our source is a reliable floozy-“

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politicsaside 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’d like to see a Cruz/Paul or Paul/Cruz ticket. In either order. Jr in Senate/Governor first then Prez, so they can’t use the “riding daddy’s coattails” attack. Lin Wood or Rudy or some based lawyer for AG. Get rid of the FBI/CIA/NSA and have one clean national intelligence unit run by James O’Keefe, who is the best spy we have in the US IMO.

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solarsavior 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a feeling he took on the beard when he became Lion Ted. This makes it very easy to distinguish from his run of the mill politician days to his Lion Ted days.

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january20 0 points ago +3 / -3

I'm liking Cruz more than I did a few years ago, but he's still not a natural-born citizen. Not eligible to be POTUS.

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TiaTisa 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's eligible. He is a citizen born abroad. The constitution is a little vague about this. https://www.thoughtco.com/presidents-not-born-in-the-us-3368103

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NostalgicFuturist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, his mother was a native-born American citizen--like Obama's. As the article states, the Constitution is vague about this and we now have Obama's precedent. If Cruz runs in 2024 and someone challenges his eligibility in court on Constitutional grounds, he will have that precedent on his side. The court can't deny his eligibility without retroactively declaring Obama's presidency illegitimate, which is unlikely. (It was evil, but not technically illegitimate. And yes, I know, the birth certificate fraud...)

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 33 points ago +33 / -0

Ted retweeted earlier. He’s ready! This would be his 10th case before SC

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_shifty 14 points ago +14 / -0

HE'S A LION! LION TED!!!!!!!!

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rplgn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Will those cases be public and published?