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BasedMechanic 217 points ago +218 / -1

The cult of COVID.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 186 points ago +186 / -0

Branch Covidians

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kekHawk 113 points ago +113 / -0

an old friend was genuinely scared about hospitals being full.

"Hospitals want to be full. It's how they make money. 100% occupancy is the goal."

small, simple red pill.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 86 points ago +87 / -1 (edited)

Another red pill is the fact that they aren’t full. They set up special restrictions for COVID that result in limited beds available, which makes it easy for Democrats like Cuomo to claim that hospitals are “reaching capacity”. They artificially lowered the capacity to handle COVID patients with the restrictions. Most hospitals are laying people off and running well below capacity. My wife works in a hospital.

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Choomguy 45 points ago +45 / -0

Yep. My wife works at a hospital, and its a mile from our house. Its another perfect part of this scam that no one but patients can even set foot on hospital property. If you went an tried to look in the window, they’d probably act like polling places.

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lerm4comptroller 13 points ago +13 / -0

In my area, our one hospital is full because it always is this time of year. We have one hospital because the company told the state government they weren't full all the time which isn't profitable, so they shouldn't let any other hospitals be built. The state government agreed. This was a several year battle finally finished last year.

So I don't really appreciate hearing from our state that we have to shut down because we don't have enough hospital beds, nor hearing from that hospital about how tough they have it due to capacity limits.

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HillarysStrapOn 16 points ago +16 / -0

A little self doxxing but fuck it, grandma was an inner city ER charge nurse working graveyards for 40+ years. Since the beginning of her career her hospital has routinely “shut down” , closed it doors to new patients and diverted existing patients to other hospitals due to overflow and zero capacity. This shit happened pretty much EVERY fucking weekend of every year, with cold and flu season being the worst. This is nothing new except they didn’t enact local martial law because a hospital ran out of bed space.

THIS IS COMMUNISM

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nah, it's just inner cities always being ill-equipped to handle population growth.

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HillarysStrapOn 7 points ago +7 / -0

True in a lot of cases but this is an older New England mid sized city that had seen stagnant population growth for decades. Growing up it was “that’s just life deal with it”. if I had to charge up Omaha beach with the pussies today whining about all kinds of shit we would all be speaking German.

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

The flu has been replaced with COVID in the headline. That's it.

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donaldismydad 3 points ago +3 / -0

the hair on the right is strikingly accurate!

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magavoices 14 points ago +14 / -0

The news is that hospitals are "at 100% capacity" or "110% capacity".

In reality, that's true .. because they laid off much of their staff. They're at their capacity because they reduced their work force to coincide with lower capacity.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

The news is conflating 100% ICUs with whole hospitals.

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

We want hospitals full, too. If they are at 99% capacity at all times, that means the maximum number of people are gaining immunity without leaving hospitals unable to care for anyone.

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kekHawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm terrified when I see Fauci and others discussing arriving at "herd immunity" through vaccine.

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MAGA_mantis 1 point ago +1 / -0

HHS Protect Public Data Hub - Estimated Hospital Utilization https://protect-public.hhs.gov/pages/hospital-capacity#hospital-occupancy

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El_Magarino 14 points ago +14 / -0

Covidah Witnesses

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BasedMechanic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ooh, I like that!

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ThreeHeadedEagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

Branch "Covidiots"

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn thats good!

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M_DMA 24 points ago +26 / -2

Anything to fill the gaping hole in these Godless heathens heart: first they worship at the altar of "Climate Change", then a Fentanyl OD expired thug; then a minor virus, all because they're told to by "official" sources.

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ObviousEnmity 6 points ago +10 / -4

If you think these people would be any better if they believed in your deity, I got bad news for you.

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M_DMA 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm not particularly religious. Leftists are just not spiritual. Where they lack spiritually sits a void that sucks in an ever changing list of post-modern garbage they regurgitate and constantly affirm amongst themselves.

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SWORDofLIBERTY -10 points ago +2 / -12

Christians saying leftists aren't spiritual is the kettle calling the pot black.

Buddists are spiritual. They have actual spiritual practices and mediation upon the spirit and soul.

Most religions simply aren't spiritual. There's nothing spiritual about prayer that's not any different functionally from someone wishing on a star.

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Oldnormal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hmm that might be because you aren’t praying right. People who pray their football team wins and stuff like that are wishing upon a star. Prayer at least how I do it is expressing deep gratitude for life and asking for strength or guidance to be in service of god and to best help those around me I care about. So selfless

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Maxberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

The wishing upon a star mentality for christians is something kids do... As adults it's completely about gratitude

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SWORDofLIBERTY 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually do pray correctly. I know because I've actually been taught real spiritual prayers, and actually get answers and results through my will. I was judging y'all "prayer" which is basically just a lottery system.

I act and use my prayer and soul for the benefit of the world, and those I care about, in the service of my Gods. I do too express deep gratitude for the gifts the Gods have given me, and when they even saved my life. I think them for giving me the power to fix my ailments and secure my future.

Christian prayer doesn't seem to be anything like that. Seems complete roll of the dice when you just blindly waste thoughtpower asking for some inane thing.

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DibbleDibbleDibble 9 points ago +11 / -2

You obviously don't understand Christianity. I am a Catholic, and if you spend more than ten minutes reading the writings of the saints and the Bible you learn quickly that it is an entire way of life that includes pretty intense spiritual input, or the Body of Christ will "vomit you forth from my mouth", because you're lukewarm.

The goal of Christian prayer is mystical experience of God. That is where every Christian should end up in their prayer life eventually, but most don't get there.

In short: please keep your ignorant opinions about religions that you obviously don't understand to yourself.

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SWORDofLIBERTY -1 points ago +1 / -2

I've read the bible, it's really gross to anyone who understands the spiritual. I refuse to kneal to any religion that tries to control me through fear.

The commies couldn't control me through their fearmongering, I sure as shit wouldn't let some alien "god" who doesn't even understand humans yet claims to "create" them, into following just cuz he threatens me.

I call that bullshit fear mongering.

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Maxberg 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is this, the YouTube comments?

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +2 / -1

Implying that "meditation" isn't any different to "wishing on a star", or just napping.

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SWORDofLIBERTY 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meditation has effects we can literally measure through science. A monk can literally raise his body temperature through just breathing. Literally measurable through thermal imaging, don't talk about stuff you don't understand.

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Yawnz13 0 points ago +1 / -1

Literally anyone can raise their body temperate through just breathing. Even then, that wouldn't be a "spiritual" action, that would be physical action.

How about you don't talk about stuff you don't understand?

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +13 / -2

I disagree. Traditional religions rooted in history that are hundreds or even thousands of years old are time-tested and not subject to fleeting change. That is one of the reasons society used to be more stable and consistent. Now this new leftist religion is controlled by mega corporations and their media outlets and the dogma is changing every day. The people who worship CNN have no clue what their most passionate issue will be in three months, six months, or a year, because they haven’t been told yet. If CNN decides that peanut butter is a dog-whistle for white supremacy, they will start protesting peanut butter companies and demand peanut butter be banned by the government. Or not. Maybe it will be fish sticks instead. They literally have no clue what their belief system will be because it is constantly being rewritten by the corporations they follow. But any Christian, Jew, Muslim, Buddhist, or Hindu is pretty sure that their belief system and Holy Texts will continue to be the same tomorrow as they were a thousand years ago. If you went back in time to 2018 and showed a leftist a surgical mask and told them this object would be their God in 2020 and the #MeToo movement would be totally rejected BY THEM, they wouldn’t believe you. They were all about Kavanaugh and Blasey-Ford and Believe All Women back then. They would look at the little paper mask and say, “Impossible! Systemic rape culture is my most important issue! I would never drop it for a paper mask! Your time machine is clearly broken.” If you went back to 2008 and told a liberal they would soon believe there are 72 genders, they would laugh and call you an idiot. “No moron, there are two. What are you even talking about?” But go back to 2008 and what would you say to a Christian or a Hindu that would be any different? “In the future you will believe... yeah, actually, all the same things you believe now. Carry on.”

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DanaReevesLungs 5 points ago +5 / -0

dude paragraphs

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

To hopefully add to your post: It is absolutely a religion. Remember, it was the religious who killed Jesus because he was about to make the religious leaders obsolete. Religion is all about outward appearance and "what you can do to get right with God". Christianity says that no matter how hard you try, you are never good enough to spend eternity with God. It is the ONLY religion on Earth where God reaches down to his people and pulls us up via Jesus. All other religions are about what can you do to climb the ladder to a perfect God. This is why it's called "good news" - because to don't have to do any religion.

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists had the Westboro Baptist Church, we all know how that turned out.

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GreenPrivilegedFren 87 points ago +87 / -0

"Anti-science" insults coming from the people that think chopping a man's dick off makes them a woman hold very little weight.

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BasedMechanic 26 points ago +26 / -0

My go-to. Gets them every time.

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loverat 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the perfect mem for maskerbaiters.

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4moreyears 23 points ago +23 / -0

No one is allowed to have an opinion about Covid unless you are a doctor. "Trust the eperts!" Yet evey other commercial is "ask your doctor about" some new pill. So I'm supposed to tell my doctor what prescriptions I want to take but I can't ask about Hydroxychloroquine or I will DIE. 🤡 🌎

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BlackPillBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

On the contrary, their women hold all kinds of weight.

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PresidentElectNPC 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Let’s not forget we need to be in solidarity with Trans “women”. All regular women are encouraged to smell their own shit because apparently trannys have gaping bacterial infested shit holes where their dicks used to be that literally smell like shit all day. Trannys are sickos like pedos fuck em both

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ShitOfPeace 5 points ago +5 / -0

According to them you don't even need to chop the dick off because woman can have penises.

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762xPat 75 points ago +75 / -0

This is very true, I run into at least 1 of these brainwashed fools a day.

Never again will I be able to sit back and ponder just how the Nazi's or Commies came to power, most people are stupid sheep. Free thinking, freedom loving people are a minority, always have been I guess.

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kraut 32 points ago +32 / -0

It feels like 1984.

Just one year ago you would have sent to the psychic ward because of schizophrenia, if you stayed home for a full year because of a disease with a 99,97% survival rate.

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Oldnormal 17 points ago +17 / -0

I just had this discussion with my brother yesterday. He actually said that government gives you certain rights. I told him no you have inalienable rights. Didn’t quite get through oh well

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TheRedRight 14 points ago +14 / -0

This mask is killing me: https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Ex-Honolulu-police-lieutenant-sentenced-in-15767281.php

NASA called and said you fail on every aspect!!

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BasedInFact 7 points ago +7 / -0

Derek Wayne Hahn is assshooooe

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TheRedRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope his ASSHOE wears a few jockstrap face diapers with stitched lettering saying Fuck me like a Corrupt Cop

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CgMaui 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't that Ilan Omar's hair?

Fact check: those are pixels on your screen

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Dponti62 24 points ago +24 / -0

You forgot to add "Trumpster" in there somewhere. :)

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EllipticCurveBall 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it's "trumpets" now or something.

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TheMediaLies 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s “Trumper” up here in Canada. It’s usually met with a “OK Blackface”. I’ve learned, that I can easily maintain the moral high ground in any debate defending him. “So ya like killing babies, huh?” Is another good one. Remind them that we’re on the right side of history, since they like that commie term so much

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weezysweasel 23 points ago +25 / -2

you forgot the gap in here teeth dude.

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GoldEagle97 23 points ago +23 / -0

My dad got China virus after freaking out for months and still acts like he’s lucky he survived. Even though he wasn’t even hospitalized.

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MyUsername 14 points ago +14 / -0

I got the china virus. I tell people it's nothing to worry about, just a strong flu, and they freak out because they're so convinced it's the worst virus to ever exist.

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GoldEagle97 11 points ago +11 / -0

The conditioning is crazy. They believe a completely false reality.

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dykstra89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your dad is fredo?

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Plsdontfireme 22 points ago +22 / -0

CA is locking down when ICU capacity falls below set thresholds... a guy on the radio brought up a good point: Why not just expand the ICU capacity instead of tanking the states economy and bankrupting businesses and employees?

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Roy_Donk 17 points ago +17 / -0

They really want their communism

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PepeLeKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad thing is the threshold set would have been standard operating capacity a year ago...

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is accurate. You can see it play out on social media every day.

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Italians_Invented_2A 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lockdowns causes loss of life!

Suicide

Lack of healthcare/testing for cancer and other devastating diseases

It's not a matter of money vs lives. Lockdowns cost more human lives on top of wrecking the economy!

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540k-Again 5 points ago +7 / -2

covid dem/marxist governors and mayors do unconstitutional martial law

Call it what it is, Marxist's martial law

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Sporadica 11 points ago +11 / -0

This has been me lately. I bring reasonable critics of the covid lockdowns comparing them to less lockdowned societies having less cases/deaths.

I simply bring up this:

"Why have we seen High mask, high lockdown countries such as France/UK/Italy/Spain lock down hard early and mask up immediately and now face huge cases and deaths in the "second wave"? Then turn around and we see low mask societies like Sweden/Norway/Finland/Denmark having very low cases (when you don't cherry pick the first 2 months of data"

Here's the fucking deal you leftist fucks

High mask high lockdown such as UK/France/Spain/Italy have had high cases and deaths in spring and now in Winter Now, we've had no mask no lockdown societies such as Denmark/Sweden/Norway/Finland who have had a rough go in the first month or two and then now are fine. We've also had high mask societies such as Germany who has had barely any cases relatively We've also had high mask societies such as Japan and Taiwan and SK, who had low cases.

So we have high mask high lockdown and low mask low lockdown cases being used to show all sides of the argument

So as far as I can tell masks and lockdowns do fuck all considering the no mask populations are doing better than the masked ones/

sorry, I'm drunk and sick of fucking masks and lockdowns.

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lollergagger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in Czech Republic. We did a mask/lockdown thing earlier this year. Cases went down in May up until around September and shot back up again. We're back to masks and lockdowns, but I did a little digging and found this, a correlation between number of tests and number of new cases. Now that the number of tests are going back down, the number of new cases is going down. What a surprise. I'm sure the politicians will pat themselves on the back for implementing such life-saving measures and never let the public in on the fact that they just stopped looking as hard for new cases.

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Sporadica 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember following Czechia back in April at the start of this. Y'all closed the borders almost right away and had almost no deaths compared to everyone else right?

What changed since then? Also is Czechia an accepted name by Czechs or is it not popular? Also, I fucking loved visiting Prague but 5 days wasn't enough to fully enjoy the city. Especially me being Canadian and first experiencing this idea that drinking in public is legal led me to be drunk half the time I was in Czechia and remember like half of it.

I plan to go back after covid and get drunk on Pilsner Urquel, Budweiser, and that beer that is Half pils and Half Dunkel, dark and light mixed, and buy cheap cigarettes and SIM cards too.

Sorry for rant, I just love your country lol. Based AF.

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lollergagger 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not my country. I'm just a guest. The name Czechia gets mixed responses depending on age, but none of them are particularly bad.

The number of deaths was low because of the low number of cases, which was in turn due to a very low testing rate. Testing was always seen as expensive and only done when necessary. Most stories in the beginning also acknowledged the poor health of the victims, and so we had a low occurrence of convoluted data.

I'm not sure if anything changed other than the rate of testing. It seems like Covid was always around but no one was looking for it. It was deemed defeated over the summer and everyone forgot about it. Now that flu season is upon the northern hemisphere, we're seeing a surge in cases, but we're also testing more than ever before.

I have no idea when we'll open back up, but I hope it's soon. The people here are getting anxious.

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Magaenergyfromirelan 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know you might think I'm poking fun, I'm not, but you should look into nose breathing and related exercises. It won't change anything externally, but I have found its really helped me this year with all thats being going on. That and this amazing community!!

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LibDestroyer50000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friend, do not falter. This is a trying time that will test all of us. You are stronger than most, pede. DO NOT GIVE UP.

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Index 4 points ago +4 / -0

Message me if you need someone to talk to. I'm no therapist but I can at least listen without feeling the need to insert my own personal politics every other sentence someone says.

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GreatBambino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Claim to hate corporate greed <—————— —————> But love shut downs Small businesses go bankrupt <——————- -—-———-> Amazon posts record profits REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean couriers are already prioritizing Amazon deliveries over lesser items.

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matrik 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean the peasant wares?

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KyrosQF 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's ironic because these people pushing all these restrictions, lockdowns and mandates have put in motion the most politically motivated anti-scientific destruction campaign in human history.

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nc777 7 points ago +7 / -0

The tolerant left.
Brave and inspiring.

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2008RonPaul2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

remember back in march when they reduced everything to wanting to kill grandma just so you could get a haircut?

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theyre convinced us breathing is killing grandma and being white males is killing the world so theyre not very bright. Frankly they deserve to be thrown out of helicopters at this point. When you're just focusing on covid but no suicides you've made it clear what you're doing isn't about saving lives but rather, destroying them.

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zaowood 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'M a TeAChEr, ALL tHe cHILdReN ArE DyiNg, I HoPe YoU DiE

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife is a teacher, public preschool and she hates doing it from home, she misses teaching the kids in person.

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Buce-Nudo 4 points ago +4 / -0

After ACB got confirmed, I went over to r/twoxchromosomes. I saw tens of thousands of reddit women congratulating each other on getting sterilized while encouraging others to do the same. Stories of dumpy bitches ridding their wombs of 'parasites.' The parasite that hates its own offspring... They are not worth trying to reason with and they should burn in Hell.

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TickleTh1sElmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guys, people who get into a car accident die at a rate of 0.98%! That's huge when compared to the worst pandemic ever in history. Please sign my petition to Gavin Newsom to ban driving and banning all cars. Please. Safety before freedom:

WeDriveWeDie

http://chng.it/bbgTpDMPQk

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RogueLeaderX 5 points ago +5 / -0

What are these people going to do when COVID is finally over?

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Password_is_Username 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're going to find a new virus to USE against "capitalism" (our way of life and our traditions), of course. There will be a new one every year or so, until every communist goal is met.

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SmokeyMeadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

I directly blame lockdowners for the financial ruination I suffered this year. It's hard for me not to view them with utter contempt, though I know their weak minds can't help but fall for the propaganda. Creatures like this bloody tear cry bully shrink from my sight, probably because I confront them with active aggression instead of being passive about it.

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TheironToaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of my family has gotten covid and survived. Some of them only lost sense of smell and taste and that was it. Some got really sick but nothing worse than the flu. So yeah FUCK these lockdown assholes who wanna shit everything down to save grandma. Grandma had covid and is doing just fine thanks.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that skunk fur?

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL it is kind of hilarious, their first retort is "I hope you die from covid" ten seconds later StAy SafE, StAy HoMe

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micaarzur 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need to start calling them the covid conspiracy theorists.

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SyNiKaLiTy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, getting covid won't do any of what they claimed it would do, so why would I believe what they say about it anymore?

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DrDeathAndTaxes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Regimes need a religion and it appears covid is the Holy Spirit to the blm movement.

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MemechineGun 2 points ago +2 / -0

we are creating a brand new class of people. who will never leave home, or go outside, or do much of anything, delivery all their meals, amazon every need.

its scary man, these people were 1 fear away from becoming hermits. and they are happy to live the life of a house prisoner...

may your shackles be light.

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eddieblasphemy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That thing on the right posts on reddit. I think it dm'd me once or twice. That argument sounds familiar

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dildoschwaggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

COVTARDS. I can’t stand ‘em.

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Borophyll 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a true story

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot the part of "Where's my subsidy.gov"

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Shure81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is a normal conversation with a liberal stickied?

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ozrifles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not the convo, its the skunk hair that makes it stickied

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Freedom4everrr 2 points ago +2 / -0

So accurate. I brought this up in a text chain with a bunch of lefties and oh man, I can feel their seething anger. Can someone say triggered??

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Markstarr85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty much

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny, they always project. I just assume all lefties are anti science, sky god worshipping backwards hicks.

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LibDestroyer50000 1 point ago +1 / -0

The irony of this comment. That "sky god" is watching down on us right now, hoping we can do the right thing...

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BetsyRossRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. The HBIC in Michigan - wHitler - just continued the lockdown 12 more days, because sCiEnCe

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hugh_janus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Libtard "science" is a funny thing.

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Gryffinofgold 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also: I’m a teacher!!!

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ConspiracyRealist2 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID-1984

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CgMaui 1 point ago +1 / -0

The accuracy is disturbing.