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Chuj 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd like to think, that Clarence Thomas phoned a friend in TX and dictated a fully written case.

Then he hung up and said, "fuck you Joe Biden."

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very meme worthy!!!

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AtomicShnoz 8 points ago +8 / -0

After saving the Union, Texas needs to go in and straighten out the rectal polyp called Austin.

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Marshall2 2 points ago +2 / -0

and the rest of tu while we're at it...

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K-Harbour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas is the Heart of the United States.

DC is just here for the ride.

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BloodDe 3 points ago +3 / -0

DC needs to be shoved into the ocean at this point.

When your mayor is arrested for smoking crack and you reelect him anyways... C'mon Man!

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Cyrlyx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Standing by!

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CerebralPimp [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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shadows_of_the_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

My god... TIL why the Texan flag looks the way it does

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binford35 2 points ago +2 / -0

When describing Texas to my foreign friends I use the description: Texas is the America of the United States

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PatriotPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatever state you're in, if you're MAGA you're a Texan

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had never realized that about the flag of Texas. How awesome.

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit I never noticed that! I feel so retarded

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jdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand why this argument wasn't made weeks ago