Clarence Thomas with quite possibly the best revenge story ever told
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I watched the most of the Thomas appointment hearings back in the day and the Democrats treated him live on TV in the most racist and abusive I remember in a government procedure. He his a great great man and a damn good Justice!
Thomas is going to rule strictly according to the Constitution and strictly according to the Law.......and enjoy every single second of this process. I hope he gets to write the Majority Opinion on at least one or two of the major cases.
"Justice Thomas, sir, this majority opinion you have written is legal genius... But must you sign it by dipping your nuts in ink and teabagging the document?
But muh pubic hair on a can of Coke
When the biden team sits down at scotus they find a can of coke at each seat, with a single pubic hair on each.
Laugh in Clarence Thomas
FTFY
quality subthread.
It was left there by a Chinese cowboy named Long Dong Silver.
This was an actual thing?!
Butcher paper
A little sort of off-topic, but Kavanaugh, who will also rule strictly according to the Constitution and to the Law, deserves a certain amount of enjoyment and fulfillment in ending the dreams of power of Kamala (if my memory of the Kavanaugh hearings serves me correctly).
your memory is correct pede!
As is mine. That alleged former prosecutor is sleazy.
The first time Heels Up is going to get fucked and NOT like it.
Well, not get some benefit from it
She banned willie from "her" city. You're right! She really must have resented earning that benefit.
Excellent point! That should be enough to kick that shit eating grin of her face left over from the vice presidential debate she’s been wearing.
fang fang
Signed DEEZ NUTS
Damn right I’ll sign.
[We have the best usernames folks]
I’m not even a Justice and I’d sign it too!
"PS: If you need a volunteer for frying that motherfucker on the chair, talk to me first."
Deal. :)
LOL xDDDD
This. I don't want him Thomas to use this as revenge, I want him to rule justly and fairly.
It just so happens that a fair and just ruling is good for patriots, the country, and give Thomas some a dish of REALLY cold revenge.
Exactly.
Cornpop was a bad dude...
Look, fat. Here's the deal. No malarkey.
Mr Biden, that's a teleprompter, do not eat the teleprompter- Mr- stop- he's got my leg! He's sniffing it! Noooooo
the way these gutless pols treat justices before confirmation really is despicable. Especially when a total pea brain like biden has to ask the questions. to a man of superior cognitive function like Thomas, bidens idiocy must be annoying. The look in his eyes after that hearing... came across as... "just you wait Joe"
clarence seemed so overwhelmed with fear in that hearing.
Nah I wasn't scared, fake news
Name checks out
Will he drink from a can or bottle in the Zoom call?
Thomas when he selects his Coca-Cola.
The Clarence Thomas hearing is what red-pilled Andrew Breitbart. It’s always great when a current event echoes back to him in some way.
WAR!
He was CornPop all along. This is why Sleepy Joe tried so hard to block his confirmation. They’ve had beef for a long time
He was a bad dude.
And he ran with some bad boys
It’s not a disrespectful thing, but I hereby request we refer to Justice Thomas as Justice Cornpop.
Imagine everything we've been through since then and forgot. We need several books and documentaries to deep dive into the details and encapsulate the period of time surrounding his two terms.
Must include during shutdown Trump cancelling Nancy's flight while on runway and having her bags left unceremoniously at her office door.
It was back when they were smacking each other around over the shutdown and the border wall.
Nancy had (IIRC?) suggested (threatened?) a delay of SOTU until after the shutdown, so then Trump cancelled her flight on a military aircraft and sent a letter suggesting she should stay and negotiate instead of her "excursion." But he waited until they were on the runway. They sat there a long time before having to tuck tail and return to their vehicles.
Read his epic letter from @presssec tweet. There's probably a better article but here's what I grabbed from a quick search.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46911478
Here is the text of his letter, only not as good as seeing it with official White House header:
Dear Madame Speaker:
Due to the Shutdown, I am sorry to inform you that your trip to Brussels, Egypt, and Afghanistan has been postponed. We will reschedule this seven-day excursion when the Shutdown is over. In light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate. I also feel that, during this period, it would be better if you were in Washington negotiating with me and joining the Strong Border Security movement to end the Shutdown. Obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative.
I look forward to seeing you soon and even more forward to watching our open and dangerous Southern Border finally receive the attention, funding, and security it so desperately deserves!
That's why we must have a documentary!
(After term 2.)
Get Michael Moore to direct the theatrical adaptation for extra salt.
Thank you to u/Chuj with the most legit comment I’ve ever seen
Damn pede, I am truly honored. I've become a meme!
And a DAMN FINE ONE at that.
I have no doubt that Thomas, Kavanaugh, Alito and Barrett will rule according to the law. Our side just needs to make the case and not make assumptions.
Never discount the ability of good people to decide wrongly, given the wrong information. Clarence Thomas doesn't hang out here and read TD.win. And the mainstream news media is carefully filtered to remove the truth about election fraud and leave only garbage.
A "normal" and "reasonable" person will start with a strong suspicion that we are wrong. We need an incredible presentation to break through that default barrier. We need an absolutely kick butt, solid case, and to pray that the justices see this clearly and rule fairly.
You ever hear Ted Cruz argue in front of the SCOTUS? Faith, my friend!
Observers are allowed but not recordings. A show on tv used to re enact the days arguments before the court using puppets. We do get artist's renderings of the participants, and reports on the arguments from actual observers.
Who is 'we'? https://legalbeagle.com/4550327-attend-oral-argument-supreme-court.html
Gorsuch will rule the right way but I don’t know about ACB & Kavanaugh (Kavanaugh believes in torture and military detention of civilians)
With what they did to Kavanaugh, I don't blame him. We have citizens that deserve detention and torture. Treason HAS occured.
I remember that, but I still get nervous because of his civilians in military detention and upholding torture. He’s still new so I can’t predict him right now.
All hail, Justice Thomas.
Let's see how fast they start screaming that Thomas should recuse himself from the case, on the grounds that "we tried our best to screw him over once before and we're worried that now he'll do it to us".
I mean Trump and CT have been known to hang out before he was even president. They went to a NASCAR race back in the late 90s... Apparently they have dinner together often also. CT's wife is a big Trump fan also.
I mean your choice is Trump, or someone who has said he is going to make all their jobs meaningless.....
https://www.racing-reference.info/showblog?id=2446
Neutral? Did you see Justice Thomas' confirmation? Now you tell me any of that bullshit was objective questioning regarding the qualification of a judge to sit on SCOTUS.
She's right, though. We don't want politicized courts, that's how we ended up with half this shit in the first place.
We should have fair, constitutionally-minded courts. It just so happens that a fair, constitutionally-minded ruling will fuck Joe Biden's presidency harder than Kamala has ever been.
The best thing about this is he’ll get his revenge, simply by upholding the law, without any politics.
Bingo.
True, we don't want politicized courts. But that's part of the problem. We have a thoroughly compromised Chief Justice. Just getting a case before the court as we know is something of a political circus. All we demand is the right to be heard and the Constitution applied, that is true for any case that infringes on or abridges our rights. I absolutely agree with you. My argument is against the disgusting political charade carried out against thoroughly qualified judges and attempts to besmirch their character while those with no business sitting on the bench (Kagan) are whisked right in.
Who doesn't agree that Supreme court justices should be neutral.... go tell that to the democrats and leftists on the bench. You can't expect our side of the bench to not take personal biases into judgements when the left obviously does.
I mean I get what you are saying, I wish it wasn't like this and the people on the court could just look at the constitution and start there, but they don't.
And that is part of the problem, republicans try to take the high road and work with democrats... democrats NEVER do that, that is why this country moves so far left over time.
Surely, you've read our chief justice's opinions? 🤣🤣🤣 Or maybe our esteemed recently departed justice's dissents ... surely?
Yes we do. And don't call us Shirley.
The fact that you think that they'll be neutral when they've been harrassed, drug through the mud and 2 of them were in bullshit hearings that wanted to tear them apart for a life-long appointment? Seriously? CT swore in ACB with a bigger smile on his face than you realize. This is a vendetta, a righteous one.
The point is that they can have those feelings, but they have to set them aside and say what the law and the Constitution say.
Now, there's nothing that says a judge or a justice can't be sarcastic or kindly in the way they write their opinions, or that they can't smack around attorneys in their oral questioning. But they have to have good legal reasons.
Usually liberals provide lots of good legal reasons, especially if you can dig into one of their heaps of BS and disintegrate it.
I don't see how the mountain of evidence, and the steady flowing in evidence can make someone who has actual law-sense to pass it up. These aren't lower court judges.
Best fan fiction! I'm going to tell my kids that's what poetic justice means 🇺🇸⚖️
Have a seat Joseph
Do you think a Justice has ever had a hard on during an entire proceeding? AJ. Thomas won't need any Cialis.
This would make me happy
Sure they can. 14th amendment equal protection. If PA,MI,WI, and GA are manipulating the votes against the law, and violating the constitution, that is disenfranchising all the other states and breaking the contract. They have every right to sue, as well as every other state in the nation
Ah yes, the random call from a legal spoke person named Larence Homas. Well spoken, must be very well versed in legal proceedings.
The first ever clean ...
If Thomas said he did this we can use Leftist logic and say its not proof therefore....DEBOOOOOOOOOONKED
This claim has been preboonked by Pepe u/Gunmolester
Kek wills it.
Imagine a tarmac meeting
Do you feel like your the president-elect, Joseph?
lmao i love this one
Justice Thomas is the "Dark Winter"
30 years from now: The blockbuster movie of the year is called The Dark Winter: The true story of Clarence Thomas and our kids and grandkids ask us all about this great man!!!
I prefer to believe he said "now this is how you end it. High tech lynching, motherfucker. How about a real one, you dog diddler." But, "fuck you, biden" is succinct.
I'd like to think after hanging up, Thomas said "this is for suffocating Antonin, you commie fucks" then poured a nice single barrel scotch.
I’ll digitally drink with you to that
This concept needs to be called "Black Rage" directed by tarantino
Oh I’d watch that!
Clarance Thomas, his eyes burning a deep crimson: "I've waited 30 long years for this, Joe"
Hung up and sighed, "Mmhmm"
I like to think Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanagh, and ACB will handle this in a purely objective manner. The outcome will be far worse for many elite Democrats and there’s simply no defense for their treasonous fraud.
I think other states will join suit...
Youngs Guns movie reference anyone?
To have texas on our side means a ton.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/6-pieces-evidence-anita-hill-was-lying-amanda-prestigiacomo
I fucking wish lol
That would be soooo tits.
He is the sole reason I believe the SCOTUS won't throw out shit. He has reason to ensure Biden isn't president.
Could have been Thomas..I hear alito is pretty pissed off at Tom Wolf and their activist SoS.
OMFG, sorry i'm late reading this, work for us normies you know!? But i want you to know i may have chuckled a bit to hard upon reading this. that is all :D Live free and MAGA on fam!
Got a big koolaid smile reading this.
What I hope he’s doing behind the scenes is talking 24/7 with the other justices that he doesn’t trust.
I hope the Freedom Toons cartoon of Biden and his attorneys in front of SCOTUS comes true.