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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 130 points ago +130 / -0

"Justice Thomas, sir, this majority opinion you have written is legal genius... But must you sign it by dipping your nuts in ink and teabagging the document?

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OGRapHat 39 points ago +39 / -0

But muh pubic hair on a can of Coke

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 55 points ago +55 / -0

When the biden team sits down at scotus they find a can of coke at each seat, with a single pubic hair on each.

Laugh in Clarence Thomas

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SchveebleSchvobbla 13 points ago +13 / -0

When the biden team sits down at scotus scrotus they find a can of coke at each seat, with a single pubic hair on each.

FTFY

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helopedes 4 points ago +4 / -0

quality subthread.

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minotaurbeach 12 points ago +12 / -0

It was left there by a Chinese cowboy named Long Dong Silver.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was an actual thing?!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Butcher paper

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