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posted ago by kogar ago by kogar +804 / -13

Eat a bag of dicks, then go back to Gab.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good because I like when all else fails and I can go all crazy like all rampaging making a scene and a little bit of the delicious ultra violence spilling peoples brains out like a vomitous slurry they never made use of anyway since they proved that so I don't need to ask sorry did you need that? Give me a reason to lash out and come get your whippings. I'll fight any fight. I'll win any fight. Be it reason or unreason. Come at me bitch before I come at you and I don't miss. Understand this, I am the truth. Either you are blinded by it or cured of your blindness.

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

PS. Great copypasta, archived: https://archive.vn/Q7lyd !!

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this were real life and someone called me copy pasta (not in jest or lightheartedly) I'd have them.

You know what it's kind of sad people are too afraid to call me racist to my face and mostly only do so on the internet.

I'm not joking. I'll smack their faces in. Getting facesty with me is a good way to lose your face. If you let one person slander you and get away with it they all will do it. The next thing they do will be worse. You need to learn to just nip it in the bud.

That copy pasta is what you need to learn to be for real. Learn not to be a joke, not to be all talk. Learn to talk with your fists and you'll shut everyone up.

Look at all these leftists. They're cowards. Just knock one of them for six and watch the rest fall in line. Come on, call me a racist, do it, make my bloody day. If there are consequences for the kind of shit they pull they'll stop. Laugh at me if you like. If they dare take the bait and call me a racist then I'll make sure there are consequences. I'll do all the damage I can so that when the authorities arrive it'll be too late.

If I were a cop and it were illegal to stop a criminal I'd still stop them no matter what.

If you're not good at fighting that's alright you can at least watch my blind spots.

Violence is the only language they know. Might makes right. Learn it, get fluent in it. Sooner or later you'll have to. If you're not good with your fists then train with the gun.

If you're afraid to die no problem just don't get in our way.

Follow me and the likes of me. Be the real deal, not just a homage like the copy pasta you just delivered.

Where I am the law is strange. If someone calls me racist after I say that calling me racist will lead to a violation of the law they will be found guilty for a breach of the peace because they knowingly took action leading to a breaking of the law. It's basically FIFO. Muslims are abusing it to make it so you can't say Muhammad ain't no prophet. The police will arrest you because the Muslims said they will resort to terrorism if you do that and a breach of the peace.

Anyone tells me I can't say Muhammad ain't no prophet and I'll not only break the law but the worst possible ones. If anyone tries to limit my freedom and my religion then they are breaking the law by knowingly triggering me to break the law and thus causing the law to be violated. We are after all a society of law and order.

If you know someone is going to slit throats if you say something and you say something then it's mens rea an those lives are on you. You shall be prosecuted as such. Legally speaking being threatening and disclosing terms or conditions under which you would break the law in fact works in your favour. The sooner you do it the better.

This is why Europe is mixed up about the Charlie Hebdo affair. Because we still have this remnant legal code. If they published that knowing that some people might go on a murdering spree...

Also if you have kids under 11 they can't be prosecuted so as soon as possible teach them to pick pocket, etc. Have loads of them so when one is of age you still have more.

Go out on the street. Be a macho man for real, not just a copy pasta. We need more of us walking the beat. I can only cover so many blocks.

When they say macho man, tough guy, masculinity, dismissively, that's what they're afraid of. They're trying to put you off it, of being yourself and what they are afraid off. Putting you off the scent. Think about it. They wouldn't put you off being those things if you couldn't be them. They don't want you to outshine them. Be exactly that which they deny. Don't let them deny you. Deny them. Be a real man. They're afraid of you. Be you. Give them a shiner.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do like to type, doncha? Got a fancy ergo mechanical keyboard? I do!

Good stuff, tho, bucko. You are my favorite account here now, keep the LARP going! 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I use the cheapest keyboard for a fiver.

It's not a LARP but I will say this, don't try this at home.

My actions and words are specific to the circumstances both legal and otherwise I find myself in.

I do however hope that I shall share some of the intricacies to our common yet different cultures as well as open peoples' eyes and have them consider there might be more avenues available to them than they realise.

Including what you can truly achieve with freedom of speech, or typing. You might not remember but they use to call us motormouths when we had no keyboard to punish.

We also write a lot as we're from the millennial generation where for example we used to perform remarkable feats such as reading an entire book cover to cover!