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Mrsattorney 30 points ago +30 / -0

These chicom spies always go after the weak link. I guess Fang Fang was willing to take one for the team putting up with Swalwell's flatulence.

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄😄😄😄 I'm still laughing out loud...Fang Fang and Fart Fart, the Chinese pandas

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somebody PLEASE meme this right away!!!🤣🤣🤣

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MountainViolinist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good thing Trump is nofap

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Dukeremington [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!

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uniformist 13 points ago +13 / -0

Eric Swalwell (D-CA), douchebag extraordinare

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Lol_Garrus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Plot twist:

The Chinese spy is male.

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pddx22 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought that was obvious--we are talking California! No offense, Cali pedes--I was once a native.

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BowelSharpton 9 points ago +9 / -0

I smell a Finger Wagging or possibly even a Stern Warning coming up - like Feinstein accidentally employing the spy FOR TWENTY YEARS.

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Illuminaughtie 7 points ago +7 / -0

hope they had the windows open when fucking that gasbag

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highmoves 5 points ago +5 / -0

China blows ass

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Here_we_go 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter has entered the chat

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Whoopies_tds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which committee’s is security risk Swallowwell on?

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +4 / -1

Buttigieg is married to Chasten and is exclusively attracted to men so that won’t be him.

Pint Sized Commie Mayor Lootfoot (Lightfoot) is married to her wife who works for the Chicago public library system.

Please educate me on the other midwestern mayors.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +3 / -1

I guess gay people have pretended to be straight for ages to avoid ostracism so maybe some pretend to be gay for votes.

Although I think Pete’s politics are NWO in some ways and I think he’s a CIA asset, I think he is actually Christian and actually gay. Those are probably the only things he was ever honest about on the campaign trail.

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +3 / -0

He hasn’t proven that he didn’t therefore I can only conclude that he did

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MakeRedditSukItagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course he did. The evidence is in “plain sight”. He must now prove he didn’t........

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KillaryBillary 3 points ago +3 / -0

The read it was 2 midwestern politicians so probably not fartswell.

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Imransgarage 2 points ago +3 / -1

Through campaign fundraising, extensive networking, personal charisma, and romantic or sexual relationships with at least two Midwestern mayors

Pete Buttigieg: "I'm gay now!"

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +2 / -1

He was always gay, so it’s not him.

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Okie_Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do I need to start paying more attention to Axios stuff?

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beef-tits 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eric Fartwell will sleep and do anything to further his career.

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M_DMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything starting to make sense.The traitor Swallowswell (raised in single parent household by mom incidentally)needs to get the rope.

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially if that spy is a dude

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Kolob 1 point ago +1 / -0

That type of spy is known as a honeypot