This morning I went to my gym after being out of town for a week. I drive up and the parking lot was close to empty compared to normal. I walk in and find out they're permanently shut down. The frustrating thing is that this is the second gym that has closed on me in the past few months.
I'm pissed.
Are you sure you're not just lifting them out of business? Wearing those weights out with your red-blooded, flag waving, constitution-toting, patriotic pythons?