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pddx22 16 points ago +16 / -0

My dear Georgians, when millions of armed Texas and Florida residents cross your state borders, please do not think of it as an invasion. It's really just a weasel hunt. We even promise not to peacefully burn Atlanta, unless you ask really nicely!

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SmokeyMeadow 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're only allowed to burn Atlanta if we get first dibs pissing on the ashes.

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rich77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just yell BLM while you have the gas can in your hand, then it's legal and they'll even pay for your bail for you