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Ithrowawaay 120 points ago +120 / -0

If I hear another person utter the words: “new normal” I may just expire them with my bare hands.

This isn’t fucking normal. This is unprecedented, because it’s insane.

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jaaardstyck 48 points ago +49 / -1

One commie's normal is a normal person's batshit.

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ihatedemocrats 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fuck you and your shitty overpriced laser spam.

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SexualTyrannosaurus 12 points ago +12 / -0

frickin laser beams...

Back on topic, Crowder's video chat with young Michael was heart-warming and wonderful television.

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ZombieConstitution 10 points ago +11 / -1

Absolutely beautiful. The look on Micheal's face whenever Crowder mentioned something personal about him like how likes boxing or the color of the Christmas Tree in his room, and the way he looked at his Mom first when asked if he'd been naughty or nice that year...

That's a good kid, and fuck that jackass who thought it would be okay to talk to any child that way when dressed up like Santa. The wimp didn't even have a proper Santa Voice going.

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ihatedemocrats 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got me too yesterday. Fuck that guy.

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Fenianlad 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fuck you. Who upvotes this shit?

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Maxberg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always counter when people say new normal.

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Lembas_Bran 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are your favourite counters? Asking for a friend.

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Maxberg 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not gonna church it up. I just say "this isn't normal" 🤣.. or something along the lines of the masks don't work

  • If you google particles, you'll find out smoke particles are larger than corona + there are articles/videos stating there is little research that the masks for smoke particles work, so why would it for Corona? But, if you search the entire question msm will tell you otherwise. I look for information dating back before "corona era".

Sure as hell pissed my sister off when I said they didn't work... She loves microbiology which kills me. I have recently taken science courses, health science major and science of particles should be considered... But in common sense, we have seen no real benefit. Joe Biden and his fake presidency plans call for 100 days in a mask.... Ummmmmm NO!

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Undying 7 points ago +7 / -0

Humans have never lived like this.

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ColludingWithAmerica 7 points ago +7 / -0

This while pandemic has been a massive transfer of wealth to China if you look at the companies that have profited off of this chaos

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gropedbybiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

warhead w a nice merry christmas written on the side, maybe even missletoe on the end

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Bearing51 5 points ago +5 / -0

Your mistletoe is no match for my Tow Missile!

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gropedbybiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

kiss jdam bitch!

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Bearing51 93 points ago +93 / -0 (edited)

Didn't know of any commie santa until he mentioned it. I'm ready to get mad at some faggot saying he won't give a kid a nerf gun.

Looks like the mall fired that son of a bitch and sent a good man to give the boy a nerf gun! https://thedonald.win/p/11QlTnkFDN/yesterday-we-saw-the-viral-video/c/

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Gooseontheloose 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's not even just what he says, but how he says it. I would have told him to go fuck himself right in front of my kid. I don't give a shit.

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Bearing51 17 points ago +17 / -0

Precisely what I imagined. I don't have children yet, but I bet I'd be incredibly angry if some asshole mall santa did this to my kid.

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Gooseontheloose 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have 3, and they need to see that I stand up for them.

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Bearing51 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn right.

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WillHammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not kidding, I'd have beat the shit out of him if I saw that, what a cunt.

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Cloudy_mood 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m with you, that video made my blood boil, but the Mom(and she brought Grandma) handled it correctly. She consoled her boy, then when they walked away said he was a bad Santa, and not the real one. And the father agreed, who is a cop and couple pound the ever living shit out of that Commie bastard.

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Maxberg 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Me too.. and I'm a girl. One of my best gifts was the super soaker. I used to run around on base (military brat), with all of my friends playing tag, hide + seek at night.. and going inside when it's dark.

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Bearing51 17 points ago +17 / -0

I am now sufficiently angry. I imagined myself yelling at this old fuck.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope the parents didn't pay for this.

I mean fuck look at how far away the kids need to sit. What happened to the tradition of sitting on Santa's lap?

Then Santa turns out to be an asshole to my kid?

He'd be punched in the teeth then I'd be taking my money back.

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Bearing51 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have malls started actually charging to speak to a goddamned mall santa? I've never seen that before, but I haven't been inside a mall for about 12 years.

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Sanctii 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will beat an old mans ass.

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Maxberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen... Could of ruined Christmas for such a young kid

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 53 points ago +53 / -0

Commie Santa “ No guns, not even a nerf gun “ Fuck off

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geekdad 50 points ago +50 / -0

That happened at my local mall (Chicago). The local neighborhood groups on FB are amazingly based and completely shitting on the idiot Leftist Santa that pushed his political ideology onto a child.

He has been fired and the mall quickly acted to make this right.

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m0r1arty 38 points ago +38 / -0

Kid's getting a Walther PPK for his Christmas now.

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barefootozark 13 points ago +13 / -0

... as is tradition.

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cook_does 37 points ago +37 / -0

They are a cute family. Crowder is doing something great here.

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KeepAZRed 21 points ago +21 / -0

It’s cheesy and silly and I absolutely love it. We need more lighthearted fun and less scolding boys for asking for toys for Christmas

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Maxberg 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

Imagine reaching of age and realizing Crowder was your Santa. That kid is going to have a whole other level of appreciation for how you do good onto others.

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed. That little boy is blessed with stable and sane parents.

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Gooseontheloose 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shut up bigot and take your infertilizing mercury water. You don't want to kill grandma, do you?

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ARC0 3 points ago +3 / -0

“You don’t want to kill grandma, do you?”

Same side that attacked grandma for standing up to ANTIFA and voting for Trump

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NetscapeNavigator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna's are both the mRNA vaccines. They don't work by changing your DNA, but instead get taken up by cells and carry instructions to produce the covid spike protein. Not producing the whole virus, just its defining feature. The idea is that the immune system will learn to kill cells producing and carrying that particular protein as being defective or malevolent instead of the default of 'probably harmless'. Being a jab in the arm, that should be mostly muscle cells that are replaced regularly anyways.

If it works as intended, and it's manufactured correctly and consistently, it could be safer and have fewer side effects than traditional vaccine techniques as it carries no self-replication capability. It's also cutting edge technology without long-term proof of safety. What happens if manufacturing goes bad or cold storage isn't maintained properly just isn't well known yet. Keeping it away from children and those who may still have children is just plain prudent. Especially since those age groups have astronomical survival rates already.

AstraZeneca's is a more traditional vaccine. They use a rhinovirus most commonly found in chimpanzees, but it's modified to also carry the spike protein. Common cold virus wearing a covid costume. It's more likely to have immediate side effects (put you on your ass for a couple days) since it's a real live virus, but have long term effects in line with a regular cold -- basically none. Still has room for manufacturing problems and unknown long-term side effects too, but being based on older approaches, it's much less likely.

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SpaceAce 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for chiming in with better facts. Is it true that the mRNA method has never been used before for wide spread use? The doctor who wrote the article I read was particularly cautious about it because it sounded like no one has ever used that approach before and with people rushing these out it could lead to negative consequences.

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NetscapeNavigator 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's exceedingly recently that they found out how to get custom mRNA into a cell without setting off all the immune system alarms - a scant handful of years. In theory, a vaccine is a very rudimentary application of the technique.

I personally don't think it's extremely likely that we're going to get in much trouble from this particular iteration (only a hunch, take it with all the grains of salt you can find), but a successful implementation of custom mRNA really is opening the Pandora's box of bioscience.

We may witnessing the next steam engine in terms of impact.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1 (edited)

Bro it's fine if you want to be wary of what you're doing but your 4th grade understanding and oversimplification of biomedicine to spread fearporn and making it sound like you're getting a mutagenic injection of FEV and are going to turn into a Super Mutant is retarded.

I know we collectively don't see people with college degrees as 'intellectual betters', but this shit is insanely complicated and there is literally no way you are probably actually capable of understanding what actually is happening, much less be able to sum it up in a thirteen-word sentence.

This vaguely reminds me of when I remember "mom" groups were claiming Febreze would kill your pets because 'It's one molecule away from being cyanide!'... like, one, that isn't what "molecule" means, but two, even if you meant 'atom', well, fucking oxygen is one atom away from being carbon dioxide and instead of allowing you to live, will suffocate you.

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PresdentElectRanglez 24 points ago +25 / -1

Say what you will about Crowder and his humor, his dressing up as Santa to bring the magic of Christmas to this young man is more inspiring than anything the left has ever done.

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PhoneBandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crowder always seems to have a good heart about things, but he can be unbearable with talking over people or dragging a joke out too long.

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Kaarous 15 points ago +16 / -1

I'd have beat that fucker's ass, right there in the mall. These leftist faggots have gotten away with this shit for too long, because we don't physically punish them for it. It's time to make consequences happen.

God I wish this site didn't have rules against doxxing.

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DaisyWicksGhost 13 points ago +13 / -0

Steven is a national treasure. May God bless him and keep him safe!

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Ebbie8708 13 points ago +13 / -0

Omg I need large posters of Santa with guns drawings!

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Crowder looks awesome as Santa.

If he’s to go silver fox, let it happen.

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Patrii 9 points ago +9 / -0

Take a vaccine that alters your DNA and may cause permanent infertility for a virus that has a survival rate of 99.98889? Sign me up!

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GoForMaga 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is adorable, I love it!

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booshdag 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well this is fucking adorable.

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PedeElect 8 points ago +8 / -0

Crowder is a hero.

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Bearing51 7 points ago +7 / -0

This Santa bit is fantastic.

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OhShnigums 7 points ago +8 / -1

How cool is this... Give this kid a great Christmas

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NeverDoubt45 7 points ago +7 / -0

I signed up for mug club this morning!!! So excited to see the full show today.

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NZ_Pede 6 points ago +7 / -1

Crowder has his moments of being shit but this is great.

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ApocolipticPePe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nerf guns are badass, I don’t care how old you are.

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Ed_Ward 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crowder is very good at Christmas, he was in the 2002 Arthur Christmas special after all.

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Mega_Buster_MK_17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, he played Allan "the Brain" Powers

I miss this show so much back when it was good

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DoctorWhoDat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went to a Catholic high school when this wacko pope was appointed. They were all excited and said "this new pope is the Obama of the Catholic Church" and I remember even as a kid thinking "that's a terrible thing"

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Go Crowder!! <3 MAGA2020

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blah the closest I can get for the Santa with gun poster is this:

https://www.amazon.com/Santa-Claus-Propaganda-Poster-29-7cm/dp/B07M6MB9NZ

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +5 / -1

Goddamn it, I hate kids these days.

Most are taller than me and they are only 6 years old >_<

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Cloudy_mood 3 points ago +3 / -0

So watching this episode obviously my mind was focused on the family who has the unfortunate run in with Commie Santa, but I am SO GLAD they went after SNL.

SNL has been painfully unfunny for sone time now, and I have nothing against him personally, but I think Pete Davidson is the most UNFUNNY human on Earth. A comedian needs to be extremely funny and witty to be able to laugh at their own jokes, but Pete laughs at all of his stupid shit, and it makes it even more infuriating.

Why they keep bringing him back to that show is mind boggling to me. And I love that they called the whole show out. They’re all making a living while we are struggling to keep our heads above water.

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BasedSilkworm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit his hair is done really well WTF

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stilessl 3 points ago +4 / -1

Seeing the kid smile and geek out made my day. His parents are class acts too. Loved it.

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ThomasPaine2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, the expression on that kids face when Crowder references things the kid understands is amazing. The pure happiness in the child's expression should be a reminder of what we are all fighting for. If we lose this election, the happiness, excitement and the hope seen in the child is all lost. I see my children in this child's eyes. Stay strong pedes.

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't hire tranny Santas

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You fucking let me see that Rudolph with his nose so bright, don't you guide that sleigh tonight, bitch!"

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Lordkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

That thumbnail is meme worthy. Had to deep fry it.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kid's gonna be a STRONG FUTURE CONSERVATIVE! Boss move Crowder! I have a new respect for you.

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Symmetry 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was cool. I loved that. What a great family.

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Lookthething 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was so wholesome... Based santa

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Margincrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cancelling Christmas makes sense if they don't want Christmas at all.

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doctordookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

WATCH KELLY LOEFFLER OWN RADICAL LIBS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45VPJwxlr0A

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SFCMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

To see that boys face when Santa knew all those things about him was amazing. Crowder did a great job restoring that little patriots pride.

"One day your parents will teach you that the man you met is what we call a communist"

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Dial_Tone 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jeremiah 10:1-5