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JiggsawCalrissian 15 points ago +15 / -0

Perfect reply

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Workmore2 3 points ago +3 / -0

an alternative is "go fuck your face". most people don't except it and they can't wave it off like the original. Don't get me wrong,"Go fuck yourself" is an excellent reply. I just like to see the confused/angry look on their face when they hear something different.

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BarrensChat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get fucked commie would also be an acceptable answer.

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UnderCoverTrumper 8 points ago +8 / -0

My husband has started coughing in public and then telling me, "Don't worry it's just COVID." So far, I don't think anyone has overheard him yet....I think we'd know if they had...

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

one day a karen will call the police, they will send a muslim officer, and then mohammad noor

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DonJr2032 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLOT TWIST

OP is sued by the state for Sexual Harassment, loses, gets jail time, and added to the sex offenders list!

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AT_Finn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful, now days they'd probably send the SWAT team to your house.

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Thingthing22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Taking you off the list put you on a different list. Get strapped pede.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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sruger223 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would like to order a side of fried rice with my sweet and sour sniffles

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DrPelican2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Straight to the point, I hat tip you Sir.

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CockShitBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent response.

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Sherlocks_Pocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I will put you in another LIST...

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GreenScreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like that you gave a decisive and nonambiguous answer.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

God damn I'm sick of liberals and their fucking "lists" and "databases".

Idk, i went to a weed store to pay way too fucking much for "meh" shit, and they have to swipe my ID 3 times throughout the process, 'mask on/off please/thankyou" and it finally clicked how fucking ridiculous this need for databases and records for every minor interaction imaginable, all in the name of "CoRoNa!!!!!!"

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BeFreeToNotBeDumb [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless it's "muh" election.

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annamaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only wish I could upvote that reply 100 times instead of just once!!!!

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Mtnlion667 1 point ago +2 / -1

Straight to the point. Excellent reply 👌

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone tell me how I get on these Democrat text lists? I want to reply like I’m an retarded democrat and waste their time lol

“Oh no what can I get it from??”

“You can get it from lots of things, I recommend to click the link!”

“Oh really? How do I fix? I have some medicine, does Advil work?”

“Just click the link and it will tell you everything!”

“My Advil expired it said is that okay?”

“Don’t take Advil for coronaviruses”

“Why not?”

“I can’t talk anymore I recommend to speak with your doctor have a good day.”

“I am a doctor”

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misterLahey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hide your doggo.

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Dudemanfoo 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't understand why you were so... nice. ;)