Bruh...you're trying too hard. Just go back to Twitter and enjoy the world's largest circle jerk for the child-sniffing pervert who couldn't think for himself if his life depended on it. When's the last time your nominee actually did anything of value? That '94 crime bill was his biggest accomplishment.

You know what the real joke is? For 47 years he's been swindling cucks like you. But for the first time EVER you rubes are being forced into a corner and have to act like he's "the man" because anything less and you're tacitly admitting it's the biggest fraud ever.

So every time you see that spaced-out geriatric FUCK stumbling over simple sentences, while selling your ass to China, and ogling some pre-pubescent girl, make sure you smile real big and tell yourself "I BOUGHT THIS".