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orange_kek_great 56 points ago +56 / -0

EVERYONE will eventually test positive. The tests are as rigged as our election.

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NorthusMaximus 16 points ago +16 / -0

You got that right. Bogus tests are the hoax.

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CockShitBalls 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good idea for our legal team to get this out of the way now so they’re ‘immune’ when it matters most. Same thing POTUS did leading up to the election.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

It also seems to me like some of these public figures on the Republican side need an excuse not to take the vaccine.

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rethek 5 points ago +5 / -0

She needs to ask what the cycle threshold is for her test. 35 or greater, and it's a bunk test (so I have heard).

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jackasskicker 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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TheKillingWords 25 points ago +25 / -0

Left: There's no one to blame but herself for catching it.

Me: Yes, that's the point. I'm sure goddess Jenna agrees and won't blame anyone else but herself for contracting it.

Left: REEEEEEEEEE!!!

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same 2 Excuses Every Time

“It was someone else’s fault”

“Everyone was doing it”

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Cram 22 points ago +22 / -0

I been sick as hell this week but I refuse to get a Covid test. As far as I'm concerned, I came down with the flu and will deal with it like I always have.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Godspeed patriot!! Don’t go on record with a positive result... if anything, go on record with having antibodies

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you choose not to see a doctor, at least be taking zinc and vitamin c

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1776Widowmaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just drank an emergenC I'm also taking a mix of vitamins daily.

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MegaMAGAMichiPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent username, pede! Bardzo dobrze! I agree. I had Covid last December, and it was HELL. Proven by antibody test in early April.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dzięki!!

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Cram 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only covid symptom that seems to be consistent is loss of smell. So I guess that would be the one to watch for.

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Cram 1 point ago +1 / -0

As bad as I've felt, aside from the congestion, I never lost my sense of smell or my appetite at all.

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NorthusMaximus 13 points ago +13 / -0

Uh...YEAH. But how nice that our peeps are immune now and don't need to think about vaccs.

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SFgayDude4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or maybe they just have a cold

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billymcgorn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh no, she only has a 99.9% chance of survival!

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Obsid1anWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am praying for her to pull through!

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schiff_for_brains 7 points ago +7 / -0

They can amplify little bits of genetic debris and give most any disease to anybody. Which is why this test was never meant to be diagnostic.

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Usernameunavailable 6 points ago +6 / -0

My personal theory on these "I have cv19" hospitalizations is that they are about vacc outs. I'm going to wait and see if my theory is accurate.

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Excelerator11 7 points ago +7 / -0

if you'd had COVID why would you need the vaccine?

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hear your theory, but why the timing? Her timing couldn’t get any more perfect if that’s the case

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Usernameunavailable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you need a vacc for something you have already had?

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Usernameunavailable 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also wrote a paper about masks and the silent parallel pandemic of bacterial pneumonia. Forgive me if I find anything he says invalid.

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Usernameunavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's one of those believe the science of the guys who are paying me types. Lots of that going around.

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badfish1776 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Or they’re planting the virus on them somehow, similar to poisoning someone.

That sure is some coincidence that both Rudy Giuliani and Jenna Ellis caught COVID now, at this point in time....

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Taupkek 8 points ago +8 / -0

The number of prominent Reps who have contracted it vs Dems makes one think of a certain recent election and the likelihood of the outcome.

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PolishBaldEagle [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree... I think it’s planted

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Squeaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. They always keep going until they get their positive. Then they ignore all the previous tests and take the positive as the holy say.

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MaximoLiberatos-II 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't Italy announce their tests had a 95% error rate lol? Maybe that was a particular brand/type. But I've heard so many reports of people doing multiple tests and getting seemingly random results.

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jimmycrack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rudy ain't playing, watched him on Ruben report yesterday and he definitely looked sick

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MAGAMAN300 2 points ago +2 / -0

"looks". 😁

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Oprah_Windbag 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's all bullshit. Stop taking the tests. They are all bullshit. How come pelosi, schumer, newsom, lightfoot, cuomo, etc. Never had it and rarely wear masks. We need to call this crap for what it is. A scam.

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C0untR0ckula 4 points ago +4 / -0

they all need to stop getting tested! false positive rate is insanely high- can't trust the tests. got symptoms? stay home.

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Clandestiny 2 points ago +2 / -0

PCR cycles go BRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Being 3 blocks away from a COVID fart would have you testing positive after 45 fucking cycles on that bullshit "test".

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becky21k1 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they're using the PCR test, the test is garbage. it would find that a man is pregnant. As many as 95% of positives are false.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

She must have eaten an infected papaya. These fucking papayas refuse to wear the mask! Come on fruit!

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tocheeba 2 points ago +3 / -1

Jesus Christ, people. Put down the tin foil hats. She got sick because she sits 2ft away from Rudy, both without masks. Who cares? She's young, she'll be fine.

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ciemPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check OAN's video on the PCR test article by the new york times. About 90% of cases detected with PCR are false positives so Jenna is perfectly fine and also she doesn't have wuflu

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schmolch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assuming it exists, do you remember how quickly it spread earlier this year? In late february it arrived here in germany. They always said it spreads faster even then the regular flue. One breath, one handshake, one contaminated surface. Germans returning from asia wondered why nothing was done. No controls at the airports, nobody talking about masks, no regulations of any kind. Now... 8 months later and after trillions of human contacts they say we need to contain it.

That's my biggest beef and that's why i'm not buying it. It arrived here by plane from china, supposedly. Sure, you have thousands of planes flying around each day and it must be difficult to stop a virus here. But what do you have inside of a country? You have national flights, you have billions of cars driving around and you have billions of people touching each other every fucking day.

If you can't stop it on a plane then you will never stop it on land.

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A_Little_White_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet thousands of Dems contracted it without notifying the press.

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MAGAMAN300 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Maybe President Trump is pulling some of his troops back and letting Texas and a few other States finish what Trump legal teams started?? It's kind of weird she test positive on the day TEXAS goes to Scotus...

Maybe President Trump was like " Pull the troops back we're going NUCLEAR!!!" A WMD WITH A BIG TEXAS FLAG ON THE SIDE OF IT.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, doubt she’s actually infected. If she is, NBD.

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ProudlyConservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm... the timing isn't Suspicious!? 🤔🙄

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DarkMemeDuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw that coming as soon as I heard about Rudy. They are trying to keep them out of the court this week.

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BetsyFreedom85 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they are going ahead and taking a “Covid break” to rest, rehydrate and take a breather for a day or two so they won’t be sidelined by fake tests and false positives when it’s really down to the wire. Just my theory.

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BluesVFX 1 point ago +1 / -0

My girlfriend tested positive at work, first thing I did was kiss her when she got home. IDGAF about a cold virus. That's my choice.

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PlateOwner 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I heard Rudy tested + I couldn't imagine how Jenna wouldn't. They sat next to each other for hours last week and huddled during hearings.

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cajun_robear 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe all these positive tests are bio-warfare. No Dems only Republicans???

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when the CDC recently said that they think actually 100 million Americans have been infected

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Trump_da_g0d 1 point ago +1 / -0

As highly transmittable as COVID is, is this really a surprise? They were together flying all over the country and in court rooms for 6-10 days together. They'll be over it in days.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what i been saying from beginning. "Wait untill they say your sick but you don't have symptoms.

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Tseliteiv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone who gets a tests without symptoms is an idiot. Anyone who gets a test with symptoms is an idiot.

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oldschoolkiwi 1 point ago +1 / -0

The whole thing is Bogus, The plan is to make the Boss's team have to quarantine for 14 days,... just tell them to stick it up their arse

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