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Whoopies_tds 29 points ago +29 / -0

Has anyone proven that Swallowwell didn’t have sex with the Chinese spy? Sounds like he needs to be kicked off all House Committees and have his security clearance revoked until this is proven

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Postal 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sorry, you need to prove that you didn't have sex with her... good luck.

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TheTuckerDiaries 24 points ago +24 / -0

FBI pretending to be investigators when they’re really coveruppers

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Ruined 17 points ago +17 / -0

Blackmailers*

They spy on people and then use that information to control them, instead of bringing them to justice.

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Zude 12 points ago +12 / -0

Someone release the Fang/Swals sex tape! Rumor has it he is farting throughout coitus.

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Viewer01 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lmao its pretty clear the swamp draining begins this week.

Trump just threw a small fish to the seals. Theres plenty more in the bucket.

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TwelveMoreYears 6 points ago +6 / -0

The alliteration. THE ALLITERATION!

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GoldenSpirals 6 points ago +6 / -0

So we have hot Chinese spies banging officials for state secrets?

It's like a James Bond flick.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chinese pussy man, shit will get you in trouble.

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

You think we better, huh?

No, just different...like Peking duck is different from Russian caviar. But I love them both.

Darling, I give you very best duck.

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

True

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ciemPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

she ugly though

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turdinthepunch 6 points ago +6 / -0

HOW IS HE ON AN INTEL COMMITTEE?!?!?!

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ClarenceBeeks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Interesting timing with this. Almost like it’s actually beginning to happen

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Fordheartskav 3 points ago +3 / -0

The important question here is is Fang a man or a woman..

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Ichabod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Public records should be public.

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Fozra 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can actually see Eric Swalwell’s IQ, can’t you.

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

This SOB is on the Intelligence Committee. Figures. Hang this fat ass.

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goone 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the FBI intervened but did nothing, Fartwell is still there.

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Numpties 1 point ago +1 / -0

PornHub or it ain't real!

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fang supposedly had sex with two different Midwestern city mayors.

So who knows if Swalwell has had sex with a woman.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

What what in the butt

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Midwestern mayors.

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VTubersAreWorthTheSi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like I said earlier, the Chicoms are using women to gain access and black mail material for U.S. officials, government employees and business owners.

If you are fucking a Chinese chick from China odds are she's a spy.

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

The FBI will look the other way unless he tied a rope around his penis