Breaking: 2,982 counties vote to become part of Texas.
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posted ago by theVelvetDonald
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Most of those blue counties are red
Kent County MI and Muskegon County MI both went Red this time. Trump won MI!
From there, can confirm. Surprised at Muskegon really.. but still. I saw a grand total of 3 biden signs. I saw more vandalized Trump signs on ONE STREET than I saw Biden signs total.
That says something.
Oklahoma and Nebraska looks like great places to visit. Just saying!
Tennessee's great as long as you avoid Memphis and Nashville.
The former and current "country music industry" capitols but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
So that's what happened to Memphis. Here I was blaming Mississippi.
It became a hotspot for narcotics trafficking because it's on the Mississippi river. That's how Hank Williams and, to a lesser extent, Elvis died.
That would explain a lot.
I've really been enjoying these informative replies of yours for the past couple of weeks. Because of all the COVID BS I've been missing the factoid education that I'd been getting from the elder pede's at work.
Y-you too...
Nebraska is under-rated.
I have had a blast each of the 3 times I have visited that state - once I verified I was NOT from minneapolis :)
I was really impressed with how nice people were in Nebraska when I was there.
Yes, very nice people!
Eh... Runza as an idea is great. The restaurant not so much. Also, NE is full, don't move he...um..THere. I meant there.
We all self identify as Texans now.
Texagender?
I identify as texgender. Please stop oppressing me with your communist policies.
Alaska, it's always something!
Kind of a technicality, but Alaska is the only state that has no counties (Louisiana has parishes which serve the same function as counties in other states).
Learned more here than in school.
We have boroughs. And no one is taking Alaska. Lol. Mad props for Texas tho!
Lmao. So you pissed in the Yukon and fucked the polar bear!!! 2/3 a sourdough chechacko! *auto correct made me edit. Sorry
I call this Plan B.... The Republic of Texas will rise again!!!!!
Please accept my Blue Commie County
The South is gonna rattle again.
I'm ok with reestablishing the Republic of Texas, annexing the 45 states worth keeping, declaring DJT President for Life, and federalizing Chuck Norris.
Nope, that's too much. I'm going democrat now.
/s
wow plenty of farm land and access to oceans for food. And good luck to the blue counties transporting resources by land.
Just ask African traders in landlocked countries trying to negotiate through their 'lawless' neighbors. Port access is vital. Always has been.
True, however I see plenty of red counties that are on the ocean so if they all banded together those blue counties suddenly look like a bunch of awkward city states surrounding by red.
Then major catalyst seems to be universities. Logically speaking. They just happen to be on interstates. The red counties on the ocean might not 'have the culture needed' to satisfy the soulless beasts.
Look at the rot on the costal edges. It’s like a cancer.
Strangely, it reminds me of the lens fungus on my old Pentax 50mm f1.8 after it got wet (and then accidentally fell out of the camera bag into the trunk and stayed there for a few weeks in ~90°F heat). Nasty stuff grew from the edges inward. I didn't want it to keep growing so i packed it in silica beads and put it under a UV lamp for a couple of days. Kinda looked like this:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Objektiv_fungus.jpg
It did mess with the optics a little, it definitely had a 'softFX' thing going on and i didn't like it. Finally junked it and got a nicer AF.
Maybe we could do the same thing with the blue counties: pack 'em in silica beads and crank up the UV?
:D
Lol
Unironically if Texas became the capital of the US, I'd be okay with it. Fuck Washington DC, we need to ignore that swamp.
Texas: “we’ve got a lot of counties to tell no, wait where’s Alaska?”
Alaska: “fuck you, you small ass bitch.”
:)
Also "Don't Mess with Texas" is an anti littering slogan and trying to appropriate it for singing else didn't make you sound cool or patriotic, just makes you look kind of like a dork.
Funny how there is always talk about Texas succeeding from the states and become its own country, and in the end it might be the state that saves it.
Come save us in Orange County we are surrounded by commies!!
Literally NO WAY pierce co WA voted blue.
I live in Illinois in a red county. if it weren't for the sewer that is ShitCago, we would be Missouri.
You can all go to hell. I’m going to Texas.
Davy Crockett knew then what you all now know. TEXAS is the best yall.
I expect that level of fraud in California, but look at North Carolina! that's some fucking cancer. And Mississippi, wtf.
Mississippi Delta and other blue areas of the Deep South aren't called the Black Belt for nothing.
Every single county in Oklahoma is red. Again!!
As a Michipede, yes please.
What is it with the coasts that turn you blue
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clark county is red.
MA! WERE MOVING TO OCEAN COUNTY
Why is Alaska gray? I know there is a time different but is it not election day over there yet?
They’re almost all contiguous lol
Is this map blue or red?
Yes.
Texas Eternal
I would forfeit all upvotes for the rest of my life to make this real.
Hold up...we've got some ballots coming in at 4am.
As a Missourian, I've always had a little yeehaw in my bones.
Ohio = Texas = the entire U.S
My county will join!
Blue counties seem to run along every major interstate freeway with universities being at the center of the counties. Coincidence?
You're missing a hell of a lot of red counties that run along the interstates. Coincidence? Not surprising counties with universities are lighter red or even blue, considering what a bunch of leftist indoctrinators run them.
Anybody up for some manifest destiny in Super Texas, I heard Western Canada is somewhat based but correct me if I'm wrong.
Vermin have a tendency to multiply in centers of high population.
that said i would say these voting habits are all suspect at this point.
"questioning what i have been told this whole time since i was young when we have evidence of systemic fraud within the government is a hard leap for me"
literally our whole electorate should be considered sus at this point ya rube
Acktullly, it's an intelligence distribution map. Red=smart, Blue= commie.
Why go through the effort of committing fraud where there's no people? Easier to hide in a crowd of millions than in a few thousand.
Kek. Either willfully blind or so brain-dead that you shouldn't be allowed on the internet. A waste of a human life either way.