We used to have a saying in Ohio that it was "The heart of it all". I'd love to see a big sign while entering Texas that says "The balls of America" with a big picture of Ted Cruz and his beard laughing. Maybe some writing in the Zodiac handwriting for good measure.
People forget that we’re the only state in the union that was not a territory first. We were our own Republic. Secession is never off the table.
We ain’t scared.
So Arizona and New Mexico are The Taint and California is The Asshole.
ROFL. Which would also make Florida the bid dick. The analogy is perfect.
This is funny, I was born in Texas, and moved to Florida in highschool, apparently I only hang out in the country's crotch.
It's warmer in the crotch.
We in Florida always called Atlanta the festering asshole of America.
We LOVE Georgians but Atlanta ain't Georgia!
Florida is the uncut head of America's cock.
We're just pointing at Cuba. Menacingly.
Yes. New Mexico is a taint.
Texan here. Mine's bigger than yours.
(Except Alaska)
Don’t want to anger them.
As the only state of the union that can legally have its own navy is filled with sea men.
... AND WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!
Boonked!
And Florida is America's giant penis.
Thank you, I will now be using this line forever
You're welcome. Please do.
Laughed SUPER hard at this
San Francisco Bay and surrounding area is the asshole. Smells like it too. Socal is the prostate.
Climate is about right, lol.
It gets humid and hot enough to be Satan's balls in the summer.
Yay! We're the penis...
Can confirm
No blue balls in Texas....it gets all the action
Florida is the dong
LOL...that's some big swinging balls!
Probably why we require so much land too.
NM here. i feel like the taint...
You're not as tainty as AZ right now at least.
thanks for this
We used to have a saying in Ohio that it was "The heart of it all". I'd love to see a big sign while entering Texas that says "The balls of America" with a big picture of Ted Cruz and his beard laughing. Maybe some writing in the Zodiac handwriting for good measure.
Billboards aren't actually that expensive. Someone should do it >,<
Florida is the big pp
Does that make Florida the Dick?
ANSWER: Because it's fucking carrying this country right now.
We are the Big Dick of Freedom
Time to get America's big dick Florida in on the action!
I mean, it’s literally the balls and pp if you look at it.
Doesn't it look like 👆?