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DeportAntifa 66 points ago +67 / -1

What a fucking faggot to put that in his bio

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CherryCoke 25 points ago +26 / -1

I don’t know if that or if the Harry Potter house listings in his bio are worse.

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Michigirl 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't know. #StillWithHer says everything I need to know.

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DeportAntifa 7 points ago +7 / -0

“WHY OH WHY DID SHE DIVORCE ME”, he cried while furiously masturbating to a Crate & Barrel catalog.

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truth_ 9 points ago +10 / -1 (edited)

I can't even believe this is real

loooooollllllllllll

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BrianKempIsACuck 44 points ago +45 / -1

His wife's boyfriend made him put that in his bio.

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Oback_Barama 18 points ago +18 / -0

Devoted Co-Parent Financially supports the child of Ex-Wife and her boyfriend

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Margincrew 4 points ago +4 / -0

While not allowing him to watch anymore

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Margincrew 4 points ago +4 / -0

100%

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Fckevil 28 points ago +28 / -0

That and the typical liberal Harry Potter obsessions = CRINGE****

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whiskey_shitz 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's with that anyway?

Harry Potter was objectively garbage written for children, yet lib adults brag on it like it's Dickens or some shit.

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Fckevil 13 points ago +13 / -0

I. Dont. Get. It.

You're right it's absolute horseshit but they think it's the best thing in existence.

Two years ago, I was at the airport and had to move seats at the gate bc a group of GROWN ASS adults ( like well into their 30s) were seriously talking about their personalities and actions and how it relates to their HP house. It was bizarre

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oh god...those grown ass-adults would repel me like tear gas too.

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Fckevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah yes, the Disney adults! Almost forgot about them 🤢🤮

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whiskey_shitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shocking that hes a former husband huh?

I'd be embarrassed for him if I could get past the disgust.

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GastonP1000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just realized why leftists are obsessed with Harry Potter. The first book has well-concealed occult messages embedded in a great story, to gradually draw in the reader. Every book reveals more of the previously concealed occult messages, to a point where it's on full display by the last book. Since each book has an entertaining plot and story, it is this that keeps the reader intrigued. The occult messages either attract or repel readers, depending on where their morals lean. It's no secret leftists are morally bankrupt, which is why they like Harry Potter so much, since it combines the draw of a good story with their own attraction to evil.

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dismybrowseacct 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it has something to do with the really simple good/bad analogies and the fact that magic was a popular story telling element at the time. Harry Potter being so many books meant the publisher and producers could drag out both formats for as much money as possible.

Since then attempts to make the extended HP universe grow have failed . It seems to have lost its steam and will only get worse as the left eats its own and calls the writer a TERF.

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whiskey_shitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be. It goes along with their perpetual childhood too...30 year olds saying shit like "adulting is hard".

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

This loser explored his fantasy of watching his wife get piped by BBC (for equality and reparations) and now must live with the consequences.

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Tyrant597 37 points ago +37 / -0

So they legit know Joe won't survive lol

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MastaJoda 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s either that or they REALLY hate winning...🤔

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populist_nationalist 23 points ago +23 / -0

StillWithHer. Jesus Christ.

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BrianKempIsACuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Must not be referring to his wife!

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Farqquard 24 points ago +24 / -0

You spelled semen wrong.

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Ridiculousposter 22 points ago +22 / -0

Where do I begin with this cuck? Former Husband/Co-Parent? So he's paying child support and taking care of his ex-wife's boyfriend's kids. Writer? Ok His Harry Potter fan fic which was authored in Starbucks hardly counts as literature. Believes AOC will ever be in the WH? Yea, that is a serious simp fantasy. Lastly, shilling for the pedo's coffers? This man needs to turn his balls in yesterday.

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Ridiculousposter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's his typical monday morning.

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DarkMemeDuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

But today is Truck Stop Tuesday! Lizard time, boys!

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metricschiffton 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Lizard Time"???

I'm out... Ok guys, I'm out. I don't know, don't want to know. I'm out.

I'm going to go MAGA, you guys can... do that...

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CyberCriminals 16 points ago +16 / -0

Imagine being this big of a cuck.

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wholeonions 12 points ago +12 / -0

In that timeline, by 2032, the USA would have been renamed the New Chinese Territories.

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AlphaAsPhuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Living in fantasy land like the rest of them.

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Morpheus75 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did anyone tell him no transgenders in the world of Harry Potter?

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Badstate 7 points ago +7 / -0

No pronouns in his bio? What a bigot!

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BrianKempIsACuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

CANCEL HIM LOL

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LifeLibertyHappiness 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hufflepuff 😒 bitch pls

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PresidentElectNPC 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’d love to split this faggots wig

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LilyBee24 5 points ago +5 / -0

No thank you. A trio of losers.

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GenericInsult 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Devoted Co-Parent"

WTF does that even mean?

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PresidentElectNPC 8 points ago +8 / -0

It means the faggot is a cuck and a faggot kind of like a cucky faggot or a faggoty cuck

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BrianKempIsACuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Means his wife's boyfriend is the father figure in the house

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VA_MAGApede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats you have found the King of Chucks, thus former husband and cop aren’t.

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B4size25paper 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's over boys. He's too strong. He's Hufflepuff/Gryffindor.

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mrs.rose 3 points ago +3 / -0

I refuse to believe this isn't a parody account

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Nice_n_tangy 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is OP's troll account that he's showing off. Has to be 😂

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WarGreymon77 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is this?

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RedneckLawyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is just foul

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is the queer house at hogwarts. Oh all of them?

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BritGroyper 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has to be a parody. If this is a real person he must have less testosterone than my 90 year old gran.

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edxzxz 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, Pete the Butt Guy and a marginally retarded bartender? Yeah, OK.

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johndude 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Former Husband, Devoted Co-Parent"

Proud cuckery knows no limits apparently

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bf4truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

former.... devoted coparent

lmao how do ppl become such pathetic pieces of shit

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ILearnedToCode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soy, mostly

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Jarsyl 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cringe from that bio is through the stratosphere and now in low earth orbit.

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DerAlterAmAltar2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any adult who still fanboys/fangirls over Harry Potter is pathetic.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love that Biden and Kamala each only get one term as POTUS by his logic.

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cryptoconservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are libs always obsessed wit Harry Potter...I mean they're entertaining books/movies, but why is it the lens you view life through?

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johndude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you notice the deliciously interesting parallel between:

Former husband

and

StillWithHer

?

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LetMeBeFrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, it's mentally ill.

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proudtobeadeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

first they made genders fluid and pronouns a thing

now they are taking over Hogwarts

your house is NOT FUCKING FLUID

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Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Former husband kek..also what the fuck is a co parent?

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Alkaizer 2 points ago +2 / -0

parents share custody of kid(s)

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Themustardtiger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gross.

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DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

joe should concede before this gets real ugly

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SenditDownrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let 'em have their dreams. It's all they've got.

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very large faggot right there

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RachelkillsBam 1 point ago +1 / -0

Former Husband

Guess his wife's boyfriend got tired of him being a little bitch.

On another note, why the FUCK is former husband a title on his twitter? Are you that much of a loser that you could not come up with anything else? Holy shit the soy!

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CrazyPope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything about this guy's profile is fucking embarrassing, but somehow being a grown ass man with "hufflepuff, aspiring gryffindor" on his twitter profile manages to top everything else.

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's also not even how it works - the house you get put in embodies your character/personality. So hes basically saying he knows hes a fag, but he aspires to be less of a fag

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NeverGiveUpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

He went full CUCK

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this the new cover of Cuck Monthly?

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a weenie. Zero self respect. How does this happen?