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songman727 147 points ago +147 / -0

nope.... he s president REject.....

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shadypollster 95 points ago +95 / -0

How dare you malign the Orfice of Pedophile Erect

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Deplora 66 points ago +66 / -0

Scary thing is, if somebody slipped in a reference to the "Orifice of the Pedophile Erect" to Biden's teleprompter feed, he'd read it right off without a hint of recognition that anything was amiss. I really do wish the fine autists at 4chan would find a way to hack into one of those teleprompters.

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SBOJ_JOBS 42 points ago +42 / -0

...Annnd the gauntlet has been thrown down.

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neurojerk 8 points ago +8 / -0

That could dethrone the Wi Tu Lo guy as greatest troll of the early century.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, believe it or not, the Wi Tu Lo news broadcast incident was not actually a trolling incident. Here's how it played out (I may have a few details not quite right, but this is the gist of it).

Somebody who was acquainted with a manager/executive at the TV news station received the merry tale of Wi Tu Lo, Sum Ting Wong, et al, as an e-mail joke, knew it was a joke, and forwarded it to the aforementioned manager/executive at the station, assuming that he too would recognize it as a joke. Apparently the manager/executive was very busy, and didn't really read the e-mail, and just forwarded it to the news department at station, knowing that they had fact-checking protocols in place, and so not worried about whether or not the "information" was accurate.

The news department staffer who received it saw it was from the manager/executive, there was no indication that it was just a joke, and so assumed it was a news tip that needed to be fact-checked. The staffer may not have really read through it thoroughly either. The staffer contacted the NTSB, apparently forwarding the e-mail and then calling to follow up on it. Some clueless intern took the call, and took it upon him/herself to tell the TV news staffer that the information in the e-mail was accurate (not clear if said intern had actually read the e-mail or not, but apparently s/he did not realize it was just a joke.

So the news staffer confidently believed that the information had been fact-checked appropriately and fed it into the teleprompter that the hapless news anchor was reading from, probably taking care to transcribe it accurately, but still not to actually read it in any meaningful way (why bother? the NTSB had already confirmed it was accurate). And so it came to pass that the hapless news anchor started reading the script on-air, and part way through developed a worried expression and voice, and mumbled something about this not seeming right and needing to confirm it.

So what came off seeming like the greatest trolling incident of all time, was in fact nothing of the sort, and was really just a harsh illustration of how news outlets are always in such a rush to get new "information" out quickly that they often don't do any meaningful fact-checking.

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Testosteroneape2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol that is true

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orrfisaresinelect

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EJay_Scott 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read this in a Chinese accent, and it still works.

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DJT_JR6544 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cant tell if reading in chinese voice or American voice. Both correct.

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OrangeElvis 4 points ago +4 / -0

That deserves to be on a T-shirt at least.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah capitalism! Gotta love it!

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Media Select, Chy-na Erect.

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RedLeadredemption 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunarey ree aready named him president erect

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RU_joe_king 106 points ago +107 / -1

Sen. Roy Blunt (MO.) deserves some recognition here, he was the third vote in a 3-3 tie.

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Billybobcuccio 42 points ago +42 / -0

They know trump is going to win , this is a good sign. Mitch and the establishment would have done the opposite if they thought the coup was going to work .

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 17 points ago +17 / -0

He’s a decent canary in the coal mine, I’ll give him that

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dukeness 19 points ago +19 / -0

MO not Miss. Still yeah, he earned his updoots from the Show Me State.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yay that’s me :)

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RU_joe_king 5 points ago +6 / -1

thanks for the correction, enough fake news out there.

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Billybobcuccio 10 points ago +10 / -0

They know trump is going to win , this is a good sign. Mitch and the establishment would have done the opposite if they thought the coup was going to work .

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Equality72521 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is AMAZING. Roy Blunt us usually nowhere to be found. All the letter writing is working!

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junta 78 points ago +79 / -1

McConnell is alternately the most based or most cucked member of the Senate at any given time. What an enigma.

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Commiethrasher 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mitch is a true Politician, he is/does whatever is politically expedient at any given time.

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's a snapping turtle. Can be dangerous. Mostly just wants to jerk off in his shell.

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40-More-Years 41 points ago +41 / -0

It’s because he has the heart of lion but the mind of a corrupt elephant, he’s truly one of a kind.

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KickingPugilist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Perfect way of putting it.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 20 points ago +20 / -0

schrodinger's turtle

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AT_Finn 8 points ago +8 / -0

McConnell keeps it close to the vest. You never really know what he is thinking.

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Cozette 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imo that's why Mitch and Trump can work together. Trumps as tough, ruthless and wily as he is if not more so.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

*close to the shell

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conso0mer 49 points ago +50 / -1

cocaine mitch is based <3

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jdog 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh, Cocaine is bought but at least he throws us a bone every once in a while. Well, more than a bone.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 13 points ago +13 / -0

He throws us entire skeletons.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 7 points ago +7 / -0

I guess “freebased” is technically based

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majorpribluda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever. I'll have what he's having.

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SludgeWarehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, he is just very apt at telling which ways the political winds are blowing.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 32 points ago +32 / -0

Lol. Democrat activists think they can anoint a winner before a single electoral vote has been cast.

US CONSTITUTION : “let me stop you right there”

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Ithrowawaay 8 points ago +8 / -0

And they call it democracy.

Idiocracy, maybe.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo dawg I heard you liked fraud, so I put some votes in your votes so you can vote while you vote

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait that's not how it works?

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BrianKempIsACuck 31 points ago +31 / -0

Keep up the good fight gentlemen. I would give a lot to be in that room and watch Pelosi flip her shit over this.

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AT_Finn 30 points ago +30 / -0

I think McConnell can't stand Pelosi. Especially after she was telling him how to do his job during that bogus impeachment.

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cmartwest 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm in shock that McConnell blocked it.

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40-More-Years 19 points ago +19 / -0

McConnell, despite most people’s resentment of him, is a genuinely great politician. He’s been very steadfast in standing with Trump, and has even dropped his own opinions to push the MAGA agenda.

He’s a loyal one, even if he’s more swampy than we like.

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CyclopticErotica 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fact his wife is Taiwanese acts as a strong shield against chicom influences.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based and true. Fuck China!

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Inevitable-Grape 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why are they all so hellbent on ramming this title down our throats? No elector has voted for him to be president-elect.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like they won on cnn

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fapoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

I reallly don't know what to make of Turtle.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 8 points ago +8 / -0

He has done the most for the MAGA cause out of any politician outside of Pence and Trump. He has tirelessly worked to get as many judges through as possible. I'll take that any day.

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Malsumi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta give Graham credit for the judges too even though we can't be sure if we get 2.0 or 2.blow.

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40-More-Years 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s very pro-MAGA, but he’s been in the swamp too long to act like us. He’s loyal to Trump though despite what some people like to say, so I’m happy to have him as majority leader.

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MAGA01 2 points ago +2 / -0

He probably just goes whichever way he thinks the wind’s blowing. If that’s the case, his actions today are a good sign.

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Staatssicherheit 12 points ago +12 / -0

There are literally pending cases in the Supreme Court where a state is suing another state. Nothing "simple" about that, Heather Caygle.

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Cozette -2 points ago +1 / -3

Eight states have now joined with Texas.

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StaryHickory 4 points ago +5 / -1

A political stunt by the left to try and weaken and circumvent the judicial reconciliation of fraud claims. The democrats know these elections were hijacked and they don't care. And I would say a good 50% of democrats know this too. Many don't admit it, but they know it happened.

It shows you what kind of people these are.

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svlem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cocaine mitch can balance his love for money with his love for the Republic. True american. kek

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TheUpsetter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to see backbone from the GOP for once.

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SilentMAGAjority 3 points ago +3 / -0

So there is something Bitch McConnell is good for besides confirming judges.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

You never know after the car bombs but I'm optimistic

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's more amazing is that my swamp RINO Senator Roy Blunt joined in!

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Hlodvig915 2 points ago +2 / -0

I propose a resolution to declare him Usurper-in-Chief.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

That wouldn't work since he's never gonna win anyway.

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Trump-My-President 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical democrats. Always wanting to force people to say what they want us to say. Control of people is all they want. How anti-freedom as that?

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, my cucked newsfeed declared Sleepy Joe as having irrevocably securing the presidency... he's still president-elect. that's worth a bucket of warm spit.

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Cozette 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember when Gore was called President Elect by the media. I remember when Gores legal team won EVERY court case until the last one. SCOTUS over turned all of the lower court judges. The media stopped calling Gore President Elect. Twenty yeats laer the media is deliberately lying to their gullible, out rage addicted audiences. They'll be unprepared for reality, poor lambs.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

While you and I can only do so much collectively advance the court cases that will save The Republic, there is something we can do as individuals now: Rasmussen has polled Americans and there are significant numbers of Democrats among those who believe the election was stolen. That means there are possibly reasonable people who understand the Democrat political machine is corrupt. Laptop from Hell, Bobilinkski's bombshells, Devon Archer and Joe himself on multiple occasions in front of a camera.

It's a very good time to remind them that their candidate is a corrupt career politician who enriched himself and his family on foreign influence money, and his VP polled the worst of all the candidates and will do anything to advance her political career at the expense of citizens.

Tax plan(s), 'social (in)justice programs, destruction of health care as we know it, green new deal gibberish and likely war in Syria while handing over our economy to China will turn America's cities into functional ghettos.

They've got to realize their buyer's remorse now before January. It would be a good tactic to create dialog on social media.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Formally Blocked" has nice ring to it!

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RustySheckelford 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did not see that coming... Outstanding!

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WellDoneWithKetchup 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha! Get fucked pedo Joe, & your whore Kuntmala, too

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

God DAMN, we really are teaching them how to win!

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

See the pressure of the people really works! We have the power we can change things. Email your Senators, place pressure on them. Together we can make them see we the people won't stand for this fraud to steal our country.

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Choppermagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

they should pass a resolution declaring Trump re-elected then

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majorpribluda 1 point ago +1 / -0

Graham and McConnell are Born Again Hard. McCarthy has found the right stuff. I have absolved them of their misdeeds back when, uh, I forget.

Thank you, gentlemen.

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APoxOnVax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Way to virtue signal, Mitch. Now, do something constructive, like quit protecting Bill Barr and Gina Haspel.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

This IS a concrete action. On the other hand Ted's grandstanding tweets ARE virtue signalling. Additionally, Barr and Gina are Trump employees and he'll fire them if and when it suits his overall plans. How is Mitch protecting them and what from what in your movie script?

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BidenHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people need to be removed from office. They clearly think they can subvert our Constitution & just "declare" someone President-Elect & it will be so. They're even more arrogant than the media. Disgusting!

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kudos to Cocaine Mitch!! He's a wily survivor so I find his moves intriguing. He's VERY dialed in around what's really going on behind the scenes. Hmmmm.

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comoragh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was surprised, normally Republicans back down whenever they can but it seems like we're seeing eleventh hour ball-finding. I guess they realized either they appear to support Trump or they lose the senate in GA.

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Lokida 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's the president of shitting his diapers

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NazisWereSocialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol I thought Trump was supposed to be the desperate one, did you see what the resolution would do? It is exactly the same as saying “we’re giving Biden a trophy for winning the election, and we are figuring out how to social distance at his inauguration”

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eatcheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden is neither president nor elected.

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those 2 mother fuckers BETTER STEP THE FUCK UP!

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Undo1913 1 point ago +1 / -0

Atta boy Mitch!! BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!!!

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The_banned 0 points ago +1 / -1

The machine, it is afraid of us.