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junta 78 points ago +79 / -1

McConnell is alternately the most based or most cucked member of the Senate at any given time. What an enigma.

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deleted 74 points ago +74 / -0
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Commiethrasher 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mitch is a true Politician, he is/does whatever is politically expedient at any given time.

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Modus_Pwninz 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's a snapping turtle. Can be dangerous. Mostly just wants to jerk off in his shell.

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40-More-Years 41 points ago +41 / -0

It’s because he has the heart of lion but the mind of a corrupt elephant, he’s truly one of a kind.

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KickingPugilist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Perfect way of putting it.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 20 points ago +20 / -0

schrodinger's turtle

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AT_Finn 8 points ago +8 / -0

McConnell keeps it close to the vest. You never really know what he is thinking.

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Cozette 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imo that's why Mitch and Trump can work together. Trumps as tough, ruthless and wily as he is if not more so.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

*close to the shell

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0