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CloakAndDagger 47 points ago +49 / -2

SULLIVAN SHOULD GET THE ROPE.

As in, I will mail him a skipping rope in a box. So he can play skip with it.

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tedrosisafag 10 points ago +10 / -0

In minecraft

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. He should get the rope, in real life, if he is found guilty of treason after this is all said and done and after his very very speedy trial with due representation! Gotta go through the process. We are not animals after all!

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pray_for_kekistan 7 points ago +8 / -1

If he tripped and fell and got tangled up while jump roping that would be terrible.

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ElbowDeepInIt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Officer, I seen it with my own eyes. Here I was, walking past this commie fuckers house and he's jumping rope waaay the fuck up in this tree. He thought he was hot shit and tried some tricks. He tried the double dutch, criss-cross and, well... that's how he wound up swinging from that beautiful oak you see right there.

These rope burns on my hands? I was playing tug-o-war with my dog earlier, don't worry about me.

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pray_for_kekistan 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is clearly out of my purview. You’re free to go sir

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The odds of dying while skipping rope are 10x more than it is from catching wuhan flu.

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or use it to open his garage door.

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CloakAndDagger 2 points ago +2 / -0

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