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One fine day with a trumpet and a bray
A baby was born and it led the country astray
No blue-haired landwhale, no soyboy bug
Just an equine elephant, a little DemPub
DemPub
DemPub
Corrupting America, a little DemPub

On the campaign trail, or back in town
All kinda critters voting DemPub down
Gotta grip to power, gotta try to get along
Gotta work for wealthy donors, gotta sing this song
DemPub
DemPub
Corrupting America, a little DemPub

DemPub (DemPub)
DemPub (DemPub)
Corrupting America, a little DemPub

(Original tune is from the intro to CatDog.)