If it makes you feel better I never look up what my husband is doing on here, we talk about stuff we both see on here all day long though. Lots of tdw couples on here I’m sure
Hahaha my brother apologized to me for his language when he found out I found him on here. I said not to worry about it. This is a site where we speak without real judgement and without political correctness!
Firefox, multi account container, only sign in tdw on an alias named profile, leave tdw named profile not signed in and auto opens, never save the password.
There is always the chance you can lose the account/password in a boating accident....
No can do. She will know there was foul play.
KEK
Lol.
I tried explaining memes and lingo/ certain things we say to my wife back when we were on T_D... Big mistake.
She was wondering why I was so obsessed with Donald Trump's impressive length. 🤨
We don't talk about it anymore.
What about his impressive girth?
A NIMBLE NAVIGATOR !
😂😂😂😂😵
Just post once a day here, and 80,000 from your other!
lol But this would totally work, do it op!
My condolences, fren. Shall I say the F word and be very rude on your behalf? Sort of like a proxy gangsta?
My wife would probably be surprised I 'say' "fuck" so much online.
Not because I never say it in real life, but because I'm saying it online to total strangers.
And that's what she doesn't get: we're not strangers! We're pedes and we're all frens.
Now that I read that out loud....let's hope she NEVER finds out my screen name! 👌😜
My husband too would be surprised what I’ve saying.
Just say it's been debunked
"Get out of here, STALKER" has rarely been more appropriate. Well Played.
It's well known that we here at .win are pretty shitty at boating in general. The sheer amount we have lost at sea.
We're in danger of forming new islands at this point.
Or the wife.
Just kidding. I'm always polite! (Hi, sweety!)
Hi!!
Gonna have deport the both of you for giving me these cavities because this is just too damn sweet.
I concur, Obama's loose butthole.
When I see that big O all I think about is a big gaping butthole
You're missing a scoop...Must show ACB Scoop for vetting.
You're a great wing man! Thanks fren!
I remember that post! I believe you too. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
Wholesome. 😍
get out of here stalker
Grab her by the pussy and tell her what's up.
My husband does this, it works, believe me.
LOL! Cheers
Your wife grabs you, with the pussy. ?
Yup, works for me too! We call it the presidential treatment. ;)
But don't do it without her consent like Biden, only do it because she let you, like Trump.
Unless you can get her a no-show job in government, like Kamala.
Yeah!
Get outed, make a Patriot. Tis the rules.
AAAAAAAAAAND now your wife can see this on the front page.
Mods be trolling hard tonight.
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Technically I did. But she thinks it's funny so win/win!
So innocent... Blew right past him.
But it stuck in his wife's hair.
👍
Good sense of humor!
Just make swimjim3 800iq moves son
Brilliant! It's the perfect plan!
This is how I got my user name.
882 versions of my name were already taken :(
LOL
What a bi--eautiful wife you have there!
She is an angel. I am but a humble frog in her presence.
Sweet, bro. Values matter, and they're not values if we only exercise them when convenient.
Men should always act the way they would in front of their 18 year old daughter. The one that you didn't name 'Cherry'.
I like to think your first one was swimjim1 and now you are pissed because she realized swimjim2 is your new account.
Close. My original name was swimjim.
Uhhhhh... Sorta your fault then for not being very original.
This!!! hahaha
So you’re saying swimjim1 is still available?
Is Blue Falcon action a bannable offense? Do we put "cuck" in other reasons field?
my wife encourages my savagery, she's just as ready to strap up for our country.
That's a keeper for sure!
As longs as she's strapping up and not strapping on!
You're definitely not tired of winning.
My wife was a pede long before me!
TFW you find your wife's account and she is posting helicopter memes and calling for a Civil War if Biden steals the presidency.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R vibe!!!!!
No vibes, it's literally stalker lol
Ahhh nuuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke
get out of here stalker.
Kek!
I JUST WANTED TO SHITPOST IN PEACE!!!!
There's no peace allowed in the WAR ROOM
If it makes you feel better I never look up what my husband is doing on here, we talk about stuff we both see on here all day long though. Lots of tdw couples on here I’m sure
At least your wife is on here. She sounds based.
She is!
My wife is more rabid than I am in regards to support!
That's why God invented backup accounts
I want stalker ported to switch.
with the mods!
Im his wife hello guys
No I am.
Hello Mrs. Swim!
Go make him a sandwich! 😀
That's racist and sexist!!! /s
and nutritious!
blet
My wife's been through about 200 of my Diablo 2 account names.... She's based now lol.
My fiancé is even more MAGA than me. And her boyfriend? What a patriot!
Makes you no less man or pede. Just more, well, polite.
Mine goads me on. Tells me to not be such a pussy. We’re bad for each other in all the right ways.
But what if you figure out your old account?
Hahaha my brother apologized to me for his language when he found out I found him on here. I said not to worry about it. This is a site where we speak without real judgement and without political correctness!
Same here bro!
Make another account?
You could always lose your password.
Time to make a new account!
Imagine having a based wife that memes on .win
I found a youtube video of his wife's reaction...
https://youtu.be/GxxeKyVO358
(She doesn’t know your alt account usrn though lol)
can neither confirm nor deny
Why dont you just be the man she wants you to be? This post would never be.
By that logic, we wouldn't have POTUS Trump.
Lol
Can confirm.
Time for another new account brother
I found my wife’s account name and she was more vulgar than me. Damn I love her.
Blyat.
You need a new, super-secret username. Just don't forget to logout!
Swimjim3 it is!
Ahh fuck! Now the cats out of the bag!
Think you can figure out a solution.
I'm assuming u/fishyPussy has no significant other.
Heh, it's the reverse for me. Howdy wiffey.
"You're killing Independent George!"
Firefox, multi account container, only sign in tdw on an alias named profile, leave tdw named profile not signed in and auto opens, never save the password.
NEVER share your electronics with a significant other.
How did she find out?
One of my earlier posts got stickied.